Nipple Slip Posts:

Candice Swanepoel Slips Nip at Sao Paulo Fashion Show

 

Not that the fashion world freaks out to much at the sight of bare boobs, consider the models spend half their time half-dressed and everybody is very adult about the fact that they are walking mannequins.

Still, when the beautiful Candice Swanepoel suffers a wardrobe malfunction and flashes her bare udder on the public stage, me and a few million of my closest ogling gentleman friends are going to notice. Maybe pop some champagne and celebrate even. Just Korbel or something, not that fancy stuff we'd open for full-on nekkidness of this South African uber-sextastic model. Still, I shall never forsake the eyeball glory of Candice Swanepoel and her sweet chestal goodness. It almost makes fashion worth watching. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Accidentally Exposes Bare Boobtastic in Back of London Cab

 

Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time before up and coming show off pop and hip hop diva-ette Iggy Azalea went and flashed her full bare boobtastic for the cameras. I suppose this was an accidental non-accident, given what Iggy was wearing, albeit perhaps she wasn't aware people and cameras can peek laterally into tops that aren't even close to covering your sweet yabbos.

Either way, the gentleman oglers win again, for the combination of patience and yearning once more produces a sweet treat at the bare teat of one of your young rising Egotastic! stars. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus See-Through Topless for Terry Richardson

Miley Cyrus can't stop. Don't you listen to her words? She won't stop either, if I'm not mistaken. I think she's referring to showing off her lean body as much as humanly possible. And just when you thought it would stop with a mere covered topless tease on multiple media fronts -- nay, here comes Miley in a see-through top photoshoot for lucky bastard photographer Terry Richardson. It's pretty much all there.

Say what you want about Miley Cyrus, but everybody is talking about her. Which means she's winning because that's exactly what she wants. So you can write me and tell me to stop giving her so much attention, but so long as Miley is flashing her boobs pretty much bare on camera, your emails are officially on ignore. Miley is here, she's bare, and she's in your face. Enjoy.

Pamela Anderson Topless Bikini Pictures Cause French Beach Goers to Surrender

 

Just when you thought you'd never see Pamela Anderson topless again, blammo. There they are. Her world famous Canadian funbags and a body she maintain in quite nice shape for a lady now of 46. I might be stretching that 'lady' part a bit, but Pam is definitely all woman. And, kudos to her for having the gumption to still take her top off in her mature years, not discounting the fact she's in France where the beaches are topless and the sneers are never out of style.

Sure, there will be some of you ready with critiques of Pams's make-up free looks and the effects of time on her side... and front and bottom. But, remember this, how many other 46-year old women on the beach would you be watching and waiting to see take their bikinis off? Well, yes, for me, all of them. But for the normal man, let's put Ms. Anderson in boobtastic perspective. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Nip Slip a Miami Wardrobe Malfunction (or Was It?)

 

Far be it from me to question anything related to some visual wonderments by one super fine female form like Joanna Krupa, but this casual nip slip bending over in Miami, well, if I didn't know any better, I'd say Joanna maybe kind of planned this one out. Which takes away nothing from the majestic sights provided by this Krupa nipple slip. I don't need to question motive when the answer is Joanna's bare boobtastic on display even just a peek.

In summary, nip slip, definitely. Wardrobe malfunction, hmm, the jury is still out. Enjoy.

Tina Fey Nip Slip Means the Emmy Awards Aren’t a Total Bore

Let's be honest, the Emmy Awards are the boring redheaded stepchild to The Oscars. Less glitz, less glamour, and more often than not, less chestal goodness. TV has always been more conservative than the Movies when it comes to baring skin (with both well short of anything to do with pop music these days).

Still, the sight of Tina Fey accepting her award during the show and flashing what certainly appears to be her mama nipple, albeit there might be some type of tape or something or other moving about as well, at least it gives mainstream TV something to  talk about.  Nipples make everything better, they're like hot fudge in that way. Enjoy.

(We'll bring you full red carpet and best of the hotties at The Emmy's soon; as in, when my NFL Sunday inebriation clears up a tad.)

Kate Moss See-Through Nipple Show in Milan

 

Leave it to Kate Moss to figure out new and designer-expensive ways to show off her boobs.

The supermodel who recently announced she'd be appearing in the 60th anniversary of Playboy doesn't need no bunny magazine to flash her funbags, just a fancy see-through top and no bra will do, as Kate did, in Milan last night at a big store opening that's important to fashion people. So I have no idea what it is, but I do know a little something about celebrity chest puppies, and Kate's, well, forever on display. Enjoy.