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Kelly Bensimon Nipple Slips Finally Something Real (and Hot) About the N.Y.C. Housewives

By Bill Swift | May 8, 2012 @ 10:02 am

Kelly Bensimon Nipple Slip in Miami Beach

The Real Housewives biggest problem is that they're just boring. Also, they do tend to look like the mummified remains of ancient Egyptian wives dug up and re-animated for some type of modern museum tour. The amount of facial reconstructive surgery among those housewives is quite stupendous from a scientific standpoint. However, there are one or two of the lot of them boozing, shopping, plastic surgery messes that do still tickle our fancy, including N.Y.C Housewives veteran Kelly Bensimon, who has been down in Miami Beach this week on some kind of 'I want attention' tour working out in public, jogging, playing tennis, shopping in tiny outfits, none of which kind of seemed altogether share worthy with our readers -- that is until now.

Kelly took to the waters off the Miami Beach shoreline and don't you know, off came her top revealing a quite delightful nipple slip. Now, knowing what we know about reality television and its denizen, the cynical among us might say this wardrobe malfunction was more publicity stunt than accident, but in this modern world of fame whoring, it's so very hard to tell the truth from the reality b.s.. So, for the most part, we just try to sit back, ogle, and enjoy.

KELLY BENSIMON IS ONE NICE LOOKING MOM -- SO, YEAH, WE DO LOOK

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Maria Fowler Nipple Slips and Bikini Fantastico Candids in Marbella

By Bill Swift | May 1, 2012 @ 2:03 pm

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Maria Fowler Bikini Nipple Slip Pictures in Marbella

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We don't like to play favorites among our TOWIE's, but if we had to pick just one to spend ten minutes alone with in the spin cycle of an industrial grade washing machine, it'd be Maria Fowler. So, okay, yes, favorite.

The hot bodied Big Brother alum furthered her case for filling our weak hearts with lust the past few days on her multiple bikini vacation to Marbella, Spain, where beneath the warm Mediterranean sunshine, she worked various bikinis into nipple slips and wardrobe malfunctions and all around just some amazingly sextastic candids that turned our Gibraltars rock hard. (Hot women do lead to bad puns, we apologize in advance.)

Plow through these Maria Fowler bikini pictures and see if you don't find yourself equally head over lust for this buxom girl from Derby. Enjoy.

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FOWLER IN BIKINIS OR FOWLER FLASHING PANTIES; WE LUST THEM BOTH

Maria Fowler Flashes Her Pink Panties During an Upskirt in London

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Rihanna Nipple Slipping Bikinis Pictures Shared By… Rihanna

By Bill Swift | April 17, 2012 @ 8:57 am

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Rihanna Bikini Nipple Slip on Hawaiian Vacation

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Let me tell you exactly why, lust her or not, Rihanna is one of the most admirably sextastic celebrities on this entire spinning gaseous ball we call our home planet.

When Rihanna sends naughty sext messages with pictures to her boyfriend and they get circulated around the web does she run to her team of $5K suited attorneys and shrill P.R. hacks to lay waste to media outlets for damage control? Nope, she just smiles and says, 'enjoy the look'.

When Rihanna gets wasted in her home country parade and starts getting all kinds of naughty jiggy with it, bumping and grinding in barely there clothes, does she call a press conference and announce that she's going into fake rehab and apologize to her fans? Nope, she just smiles and says, 'man, that was one helluva party.'

SHE LIKES TO PARTY, SHE LIKE TO SAMBA

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And when Rihanna goes on vacation to Hawaii and takes tons of sexy photos of herself, including one that clearly shows her nipple, does she order it shredded, burned, and destroyed? Nope, she posts it to her Facebook account to share with the world.

Rihanna is a breath of fresh air. A hot, sextastic, sweet bodied breath. Enjoy.

Madison Dylan Wardrobe Malfunction Leads to Femmes Fatales Boobtastic Flashes

By Bill Swift | April 2, 2012 @ 12:13 pm

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We really enjoyed our special time when Madison Dylan of Skinemax's Femmes Fatales came to visit us here at Egotastic! Sweet, sextastic young lady from the heartland. But, now, we find ourselves kind of jealous of the potential for smoking hotness from Madison, as evidenced from her swimsuit malfunctions, if you may call it that, with her fellow girls from Femmes Fatales at a photoshoot in Cannes.

The boobs were flying. Specifically, Madison's which barely clung in for a brief ride in her sideboob baring delicious swimsuit, ultimately, unable to restrain her delightfully round and perky mammarial niceties. And, a chance for us to leer like the unrepentant scoundrels that we are. Enjoy.

THE GIRLS OF FEMMES FATALES ALWAYS SEEM TO BE HAVING A GREAT TIME

The Cast of Femme Fatales Bikini Pictures in Miami

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Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures Provide A Sweet Mama Boob Slip in Miami

By Bill Swift | March 26, 2012 @ 1:35 am

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Rita Rusic Nipple Slip in Red Bikini on Miami Beach

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Oh, mama, it's about time. After all this cub-to-cougar leering at Rita Rusic and her half-century bikini wonderments several times a week this entire Winter in Miami, finally the veteran Euro-hottie provides us with a blessed full on slip of her full mama melon beneath her poorly adjusted bikini. I mean, we do deserve this. Do we judge while Rita spends her days in a tiny bikini dry humping her half-her-age boyfriend on the beach daily? No, we do not (although, we do get terribly jealous). All good things should come to women who share of themselves, especially bare slipping funbags on the beach, those women deserve many many good things.

Rita Rusic, red bikini, wardrobe malfunction, like a little bit of Santa in late March. Enjoy.

Did Jennifer Lopez Slip Her Nip on the Oscar Stage Before Billions? (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | February 26, 2012 @ 7:58 pm

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Jennifer Lopez Nip Slip

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I'll say this, the evidence in the Jennifer Lopez nipple slip controversy from tonight's Oscars is not entirely clear, but the investigation process is entirely fun.

These dolled up and decked out multi-million dollar celebrities are all sewn, stitched, and even nipple taped up the wazoo (yes, even up their wazoos), so it's hard to say what's possible tape and shadows, and what are actual wardrobe malfunctions. However, it does look a little like 'Jenny from the Block' slipped a little nip on worldwide television during this evening's 84th Academy Awards.

Check out the photo, check out the clip, you be the slipping judge. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Nipple Once More for a Terry Richardson Photoshoot

By Bill Swift | February 7, 2012 @ 11:19 am

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Lindsay Lohan Terry Richardson Photoshoot at the Chateau Marmont

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Here's a little Egotastic! rule: we don't call it a nipple slip after about the 15th 'accidental' nipple flash for a celebrity. Lindsay Lohan does not have wardrobe malfunctions, she just has Lindsay moments.

Sadly, word about town is that Lindsay has fallen hard off the wagon once more, being spotted at various establishments drinking and making frequent trips to the ladies room to Colombian powder her nose. We say sadly, because Lindsay used to be one of our true ginger objects d' lust, a real beauty, before the inevitable affects of two award-losing parents ultimately took their toll on her adult life.

Still, I hold onto the belief that Lindsay retains potential, and this photoshoot from famed pervy-snapper Terry Richardson at the Chateau Marmont is some testament to that lingering sextastic, which like The Force, never goes away, it just becomes harder and harder to find in oneself. Enjoy.