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Kate Moss Nipple Slips Flash Some Model Headlights Off the Coast of Spain

 

I feel at this point like we could composite an entire nekkid body shot of supermodel Kate Moss merely by extracting all her various flashes and slips and wardrobe malfunctions from over the past few years. The MILFy model is certainly not super compulsive about making sure she covers up her body parts, as evidenced in her latest nipple slips on the beach in Ibiza, where I wish I were right now, not the least of which is for the celebrity skin viewing opportunities.

We have often ridden Kate a bit (figuratively speaking, not as we wish we could) about some personal indiscretions and lifestyle choices (read as: continued drunken stumblings out of clubs at 4am), but we always must give it up to any and all good looking celebrities who don't take their covering up with clothing too seriously. They do help make the Egotastic! world go round. Enjoy.

Hello, Mrs. Prime Minister! Samantha Cameron Nipple Slip Puts the Holy Back in Holiday

 

If your family or friends or community work release program organizer ever asks you why there HAS TO BE a website like Egotastic!, please look them straight in the eye and ask them who else is going to post the bare nipples of the British Prime Minister's wife while on vacation. Suck on that, Interpol (figuratively speaking, of course).

But, indeed, while Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha Cameron were migrating like many Brits in August to the beaches of Spain, we had the opportunity to not only see the First Lady of England in her bikini (nice pickup, by the way, David), but also snatch a glance at the bare headlights on Samantha, not a chesty individual, but with plenty of gumption in her tips, if you know what I'm saying.

Sally forth, Britons, your top dawg's old lady is the bomb. Enjoy.

Rita Ora Wardrobe Malfunction Flops Her Top Out at London Park Concert

 

We've only barely met British-Kosovan pop star Rita Ora and I already feel like we know her so well.

Over the weekend at the Lovebox music festival in London's Victoria Park, Rita put a little too much feeling into her concert performance and popped her left funbag right out of her bustier bra top thingamajig. Yep, there was no stopping that chest puppy from breaking off its leash for a free run in the park. And there was no stopping us ogling either. Hey, if you don't like the music, you can still delight in the stage show. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Slips Too Far Out of Her Top On Set of ‘Liz and Dick’

 

You can take the slips out of the nip, but you can't take the... well, you know. Lindsay Lohan may actually be back at work on a legit acting job, but that doesn't mean the long-troubled and often-flashing former ginger starlet has lost her magical touch for mayhem of the skintastic variety.

On set of the cable TV bio-pic of the life and loves of Elizabeth Taylor, the freckled spectacle flashed some serious boob skin in a manner that is actually probably quite true to life for Liz herself, but it's hardly going to pass Lifetime censors. While I want to mock Lindsay for her boobtastic ventures, I can't help but think this might be the only reason to actually watch this movie (alas, it'll be long since edited out of the film). Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Slips a Nip Leaving Yacht Slip in Cannes (Stay Classy, KK)

 

Here's the thing, if even you have publicly expressed your own self-recognition that you have no particular talents, heading to the Cannes Film Festival, which as snooty and pretentious as it can be, in the very least is a celebration of artistic talent, well, you're gonna have to make up for it somehow. Distract people from your lack of talent so as to possibly explain your presence. Kind of like when I used to show up at the girls gym showers and pretended that I was just there to drop off the towels and didn't know anybody was inside. Well, for Kim Kardashian, her go to cover is uncovering her big balloons, as she did in a low cut outfit as she hit the swank yacht parties in Cannes with future fake husband number four, Kanye West.

And, dontcha know, if we looked hard enough, and we did look hard enough, when you're exposing your flesh puppies to extensive degrees is your prime directive, slips will occur. As they did for Kim, flashing a bit of the nipple that will someday be nourishing her adopted Malawian baby for the reality show cameras. Oh, to be n the South of France, where the champagne runs freely and Kim's funbags are unleashed. C'est la vie. 

MIley Cyrus Nip Slip in Miami? Well, She Certainly Looks Amazing

You by the judge but it sure looks like there's a something something visible form Miley Cyrus yesterday in Miami as she bent down to stroke her puppy, causing many of us here to want to do the same. It's not full on slippage, but it seems to be an areola display of Floridian proportions.

And, might we just add, Miley Cyrus is looking better than ever these days. All the Pilates and boyfriend boot knocking is wearing well on the gravel-voiced pop star as she strode around Miami with her mammarially-gifted-mom-manager Tish Cyrus, looking all kinds of short, tight slinky dress hot. You don't just buy a dress lik that, you've got to earn it. And Miley has. Enjoy.

 

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