On the off chance you don’t watch a lot of French reality TV, you may not be familiar with Caroline Receveur. I’ll give you as pass on that one. But I do expect you to memorize her nipples that were exposed out of her not quite tightly fitting bikini top as she lounged poolside and inside pool in Miami soaking up some late Spring rays. I think you know my views on immigration boil down to I don’t get involved in politics other than to say we need to let as many hot women from around the world who likes to show off their unfettered funbags into our country as possible. Outside of that, I’m agnostic, But about that I am quite firm, so to speak. We should never have a limit on fresh new and exciting ta-ta’s. That’d be inhumane.
Caroline, I’m sorry I don’t get to see you on much French television. I’m sure you’re amazing. Thank you for your nipples. Enjoy.
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You may recognize actress Rachel Ann Mullins from about twenty TV or film roles where she plays the hot waitress or sorority girl or sushi girl in the upcoming Entourage movie. Ah, always a bridesmaid. Or, if you have a good memory of nipples you may recall Rachel after seeing her headlight slip in this Jose Luis photoshoot in black and white and hit all over goodness. Personally, I can identify a woman from her areola alone, but I’m an expert with many years experience in funbag identification programs and courses I teach to both law enforcement and horny fraternity kids at state colleges. Don’t expect to have the same mastery if you’re just a casual boobtastic gawker.
It’s always nice to welcome a new young beauty into the Egotastic! family. Even nicer when they come to the front door with their beautiful bare melons ever so divinely captured in photos. You only get to make a first impression once. Why not do it mostly topless? Enjoy.
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Now here’s something a bunch of you noticed with your eagle eyes we can show you, Miley Cyrus nipple. Not really a gotcha moment as Miley posted this video herself to Instagram, and this is hardly crazy showy by modern Miley standards.
Still, a slip is a slip and I’m certain the mothers of America who like to get angry about this kind of thing can get angry once more over Miley flashing her bare parts to her millions of tween girl followers. And, you know, us grown up gentleman oglers. I think we deserve it more. Enjoy.
Here’s the video, but don’t say I made you watch:
It’s just about time for Allure magazine to come out with their annual edition of almost-nekkid celebrity hotties, one of my favorite new Spring traditions. But why not ease into it with a behind the scenes like at Olivia Munn shooting for Allure and accidentally being caught with her nipple baring out of her braless top. Oh, it’s there alright, you just need to look. No, I’m not holding your hand on this one. You’re a big boy, you’ll find it.
Olivia Munn has been delighting us for several years now. Even though she moved out of fanboy status and into the network and big league spotlight, casting off much of what we loved about her, there’s no denying she’s still an Egotastic favorite. You throw in some bare Munn nipple and you can call her super favorite today. Everyday is somebody’s birthday around here. Enjoy.
I can’t say I follow the Lea Michele musical career too closely. Or that I watch Glee, as I am a man’s man of manly proportions. But I do definitely take interest in Lea Michele, and when she’s out shooting a sextastic new music video in all types of exhibitionist tops and bottoms, I’m going to take notice…
And when she nip slips as her top falls down in one of her fun time flirty music video looks, I’m going to notice like Bluto’s eyes popping out of his head. Lea Michele bare nipples is nothing to sneeze at. Nay, a rarity to honor and cherish the whole day through. This good girl doesn’t get into the baring moments, so we take them as they come. This is a fortuitous treat that reminds us once again that somebody up there really likes us gentleman oglers. Enjoy.
Eagle-eyed Ego-Reader ‘Brandon’ thinks he done quick saw himself the bare nipple of one of the hottest, most conservative sextastic celebrities on the planet. Our long belusted Victoria Justice. It was from a brief moment of kismet when Victoria leaned forward in her bustier top dress just as a videographer shot her passing by from the side. And, there it is. I think.
It’s not 100% clear to me, but this being Victoria Justice who I die a little when she flashes bare pinky, and whose glorious nips we’ve never ever seen before, well, I’m hoping as much as I’m examining. I starred the headlights just in case the children are watching over your shoulder. We can’t go letting our babies see nipples, they’ll turn into ax murderers. But you be the judge. Tell me what you think, and, naturally, enjoy.
Heidi Klum really is one of my favorites. Not only because she’s technically an eligible bachelorette, a hot 40-year old German model with strict principles in the bedroom, and, a woman who could keep me in the comfortable lifestyle to which I hope to become accustomed to. But also because she’s one of those famous celebrities not super caught up in worrying about being caught flashing her body parts on occasion.
No freaking out for Heidi when, say, her nipples start falling out of her bikini top in the Bahamas. Heck, she doesn’t even notice or even care for a good long amount of time. And good for Heidi. Beautiful women have nothing to be ashamed of in the flashing department. If anybody should be ashamed, it’s me and my current thoughts on what I’d like to be doing with Heidi’s nipples. Really, I am a troubled man. Enjoy.
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