Nipple Slip Posts:

Candice Swanepoel Swanking Sextastic Nipple Slip for Vogue

I happen to like Candice Swanepoel. You may not think she's super fine, but I sure do. I see past the perfect body, the long blonde hair, the killer looks to the women on the inside. Well, at least inside her top where her perfect perky pair lay almost exposed and her heavenly nipple appearing in this new pictorial for Vogue magazine.

I can't help but feel that Candice Swanepoel and I have had a love affair for the past several years. She may not know it, or feel it, or be aware of it outside of the legal protection she seeks from me entering the same nation as her at any given time. Still, it feels very real to me. I'm happy with my choice. Not all stalkers can say that about the women they futilely chase year after year. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Nearly Loses a Boob in Near on Nip Slip Going to Lunch

It's not easy lunching and shopping with friends. Not when you're Kim Kardashian in an open top trying to keep your natural plus artificial combined milkers intact whilst leaning forward. Kim almost lost one of her funbags to gravity and good fortune exiting her car for a meal and purchasing time with her girlfriends, an almost nip slip that I really feel we deserved.

We don't get to hang out with the girls and eat salads and buy $400 scarves. The least we could get is a glimpse of the new baby mama's boobtastic. Well, I guess I'm feeling just a little gypped. So close, but no full view of the cigars. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Nipple Slip Foretells of a Great Week Coming

I'm not one to read too much into the tea leaves or follow the horoscopes, but when I see Miley Cyrus nipple peeking out from betwixt her fingers, I know exactly what that means. We have some epic visual times coming this week. Not that we don't have happy happy joy joy each week, but something in the nipple slipping winds has me super jazzed for the next turn 'round the bend.

So, join me if you will. Sneak a peek at Miley's headlight beaming out in this outtake from a Rankin photoshoot for You magazine and see if you don't feel your own Spidey senses set to tingle mode. Consider this part of your Egotastic! training. Sense the Force. Enjoy.

Martha Graeff Topless Wardrobe Malfunction in Miami (It’s Really Nice)

 

Martha Graeff isn't just one super fine Brazilian model in her bikini on the beach in Miami. And Martha isn't just another amazing looking boobtastic body dating former NBAer turned international DJ, Rony Seikaly. She happens to be the owner of one of the finest bikini changing wardrobe malfunctions of the past month, if not longer. Oh, the glorious times we live in.

Martha was working herself out of her top and into her bikini top on the beach in South Florida when something went terribly right. Her sweet delicious chest puppies came bare right before our ogling eyes as if Santa Claus was throwing us a few previews of coming attractions. It was simply inspiring. Those melons on Martha are just outstanding. Merry Early Christmas. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nip Slip Is the Most Elegant Moment of the British Fashion Awards

 

Without sounding too Nostradaumus, I was peeking into the wide open cleavetastic dress of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the British Fashion Awards and wondering how the heck her blessed boobtastic was staying concealed behind that dress. Well, it didn't take much of a jiggle and turn stepping outside the awards before Rosie's entire lust-inducing chest puppy came fully into view. Quite the sight for sore eyes and soon to be sore other body parts. I could almost feel Jason Statham somewhere going berserker. That's how good it was.

Some days you just get lucky. We try our best to make that happen here everyday at Egotastic!, the Wonka factory for hot girls. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Slips Nip at Sao Paulo Fashion Show

 

Not that the fashion world freaks out to much at the sight of bare boobs, consider the models spend half their time half-dressed and everybody is very adult about the fact that they are walking mannequins.

Still, when the beautiful Candice Swanepoel suffers a wardrobe malfunction and flashes her bare udder on the public stage, me and a few million of my closest ogling gentleman friends are going to notice. Maybe pop some champagne and celebrate even. Just Korbel or something, not that fancy stuff we'd open for full-on nekkidness of this South African uber-sextastic model. Still, I shall never forsake the eyeball glory of Candice Swanepoel and her sweet chestal goodness. It almost makes fashion worth watching. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Accidentally Exposes Bare Boobtastic in Back of London Cab

 

Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time before up and coming show off pop and hip hop diva-ette Iggy Azalea went and flashed her full bare boobtastic for the cameras. I suppose this was an accidental non-accident, given what Iggy was wearing, albeit perhaps she wasn't aware people and cameras can peek laterally into tops that aren't even close to covering your sweet yabbos.

Either way, the gentleman oglers win again, for the combination of patience and yearning once more produces a sweet treat at the bare teat of one of your young rising Egotastic! stars. Enjoy.