It’s just about time for Allure magazine to come out with their annual edition of almost-nekkid celebrity hotties, one of my favorite new Spring traditions. But why not ease into it with a behind the scenes like at Olivia Munn shooting for Allure and accidentally being caught with her nipple baring out of her braless top. Oh, it’s there alright, you just need to look. No, I’m not holding your hand on this one. You’re a big boy, you’ll find it.
Olivia Munn has been delighting us for several years now. Even though she moved out of fanboy status and into the network and big league spotlight, casting off much of what we loved about her, there’s no denying she’s still an Egotastic favorite. You throw in some bare Munn nipple and you can call her super favorite today. Everyday is somebody’s birthday around here. Enjoy.
I can’t say I follow the Lea Michele musical career too closely. Or that I watch Glee, as I am a man’s man of manly proportions. But I do definitely take interest in Lea Michele, and when she’s out shooting a sextastic new music video in all types of exhibitionist tops and bottoms, I’m going to take notice…
And when she nip slips as her top falls down in one of her fun time flirty music video looks, I’m going to notice like Bluto’s eyes popping out of his head. Lea Michele bare nipples is nothing to sneeze at. Nay, a rarity to honor and cherish the whole day through. This good girl doesn’t get into the baring moments, so we take them as they come. This is a fortuitous treat that reminds us once again that somebody up there really likes us gentleman oglers. Enjoy.
Eagle-eyed Ego-Reader ‘Brandon’ thinks he done quick saw himself the bare nipple of one of the hottest, most conservative sextastic celebrities on the planet. Our long belusted Victoria Justice. It was from a brief moment of kismet when Victoria leaned forward in her bustier top dress just as a videographer shot her passing by from the side. And, there it is. I think.
It’s not 100% clear to me, but this being Victoria Justice who I die a little when she flashes bare pinky, and whose glorious nips we’ve never ever seen before, well, I’m hoping as much as I’m examining. I starred the headlights just in case the children are watching over your shoulder. We can’t go letting our babies see nipples, they’ll turn into ax murderers. But you be the judge. Tell me what you think, and, naturally, enjoy.
Heidi Klum really is one of my favorites. Not only because she’s technically an eligible bachelorette, a hot 40-year old German model with strict principles in the bedroom, and, a woman who could keep me in the comfortable lifestyle to which I hope to become accustomed to. But also because she’s one of those famous celebrities not super caught up in worrying about being caught flashing her body parts on occasion.
No freaking out for Heidi when, say, her nipples start falling out of her bikini top in the Bahamas. Heck, she doesn’t even notice or even care for a good long amount of time. And good for Heidi. Beautiful women have nothing to be ashamed of in the flashing department. If anybody should be ashamed, it’s me and my current thoughts on what I’d like to be doing with Heidi’s nipples. Really, I am a troubled man. Enjoy.
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It’s funny, when photos from this Editorialist magazine first appeared, many people thought that Danish Delight Nina Agdal had her a little post production enlargement on her sweet chesty treats. But now we get to see Nina in her video from the shoot and those funbags are all Agdal and very much a part of my day time dreams here. Oh, how lucky are Nina’s hands to be able to fondle her own pert and precious pair.
Nina obliged with some nipple slipping as well in this photoshoot probably meant for the fairer sex, but most definitely inviting thoughts of making the sexy by the gruff and bearded gender. Sometimes I think about how blessed we were the day Nina came into our visual lives. But mostly I just mumble grunts under my breath and ogle her fine female form. Thinking is overrated. Enjoy.
Yesterday we met L.A. model Bo Osinski who is the latest hottie tapped to pimp the photo shizz out of 138 bottled water. You can see her full crack-a-lacking asstastic and braless and panties-less set below:
In her second round of shooting, Bo has now offered up a little bit of nips in hopes that your hydration quotient will rise, if that actually means anything, and her headlights will drive you toward fancy bottled water purchases. I suppose that would work on a softie like me who can’t say no to a nipple. If her teats could actually dispense the water, we might have a major sales phenomenon on our hands. Enjoy.
Well, only MOST every hot girl in the world was in Miami for the three-day weekend, a few did reserve their hotness for the West Coast, including notably Maryna Linchuk who took to the coast to find a woman with a spray bottle generous enough to shoot her sheer dress for this crazy sextastic photoshoot.
Now, Maryna Linchuk was already coming into this game with the generous genetic gifts of a world-class hottie, but you start throwing in trick plays like spritzing down her boobtastic and baring her steamy wet nipples and you suddenly have a photoshoot for the ages. Naturally, my only disappointment is that my application for funbag-wetter was rejected out of hand merely because of a stupid background check. Granted, I once used my tongue instead of the proscribed garden spray bottle, but that just means I’m zealous in my work. That should be praised! Maryna, call me, I’m ready to moisten once more. Enjoy.