Nipple Slip Posts:

Jennifer Lopez Nipple Dying to Be Set Free in Italian Concert

One a show-woman, always a show-woman, and that goes for the headlights too.

The MILFtastic and unstoppable Jennifer Lopez could barely, or hardly, contain her nipples at the Unipol Arena in Italy over the weekend as the 40-something hot mama let loose in a few costumes that simply could not contain her erogenous zones in their entirety.

We applaud the hell out of Jennifer Lopez for keeping her bodacious veteran body in curvy, but tight shape, enough so that when we learn of a near full on nipple slip in concert, we're actually excited to see it, as opposed to say, Madonna, where we check it out with our fingers covering our eyes and slowly peeking. You go, Jenny from the Block. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Wisely Sits Next to Donatella Versace and Slips a Nipple

 

I'll say this for Lady Gaga, she's no dummy.

If you're receiving all sorts of mixed (at best) comments about your looks of late (or forever), what better way to relatively increase your viewability than placing yourself in prime comparison seating next to Donatella Versace, who looks like the Mayan Apocalypse came to her house a little earlier than the rest of us, if you know what I'm saying.

On top of her smart photo buddy strategy, Lady Gaga further ups the distraction quota in this Terry Richardson shoot by slipping a healthy dose of her bare nipple, ensuring, as we are, that it will be the highlight of discussion.

Mama Gaga didn't raise no fools it seems. Enjoy.

Kate Moss Nipple Slips Flash Some Model Headlights Off the Coast of Spain

 

I feel at this point like we could composite an entire nekkid body shot of supermodel Kate Moss merely by extracting all her various flashes and slips and wardrobe malfunctions from over the past few years. The MILFy model is certainly not super compulsive about making sure she covers up her body parts, as evidenced in her latest nipple slips on the beach in Ibiza, where I wish I were right now, not the least of which is for the celebrity skin viewing opportunities.

We have often ridden Kate a bit (figuratively speaking, not as we wish we could) about some personal indiscretions and lifestyle choices (read as: continued drunken stumblings out of clubs at 4am), but we always must give it up to any and all good looking celebrities who don't take their covering up with clothing too seriously. They do help make the Egotastic! world go round. Enjoy.

Hello, Mrs. Prime Minister! Samantha Cameron Nipple Slip Puts the Holy Back in Holiday

 

If your family or friends or community work release program organizer ever asks you why there HAS TO BE a website like Egotastic!, please look them straight in the eye and ask them who else is going to post the bare nipples of the British Prime Minister's wife while on vacation. Suck on that, Interpol (figuratively speaking, of course).

But, indeed, while Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha Cameron were migrating like many Brits in August to the beaches of Spain, we had the opportunity to not only see the First Lady of England in her bikini (nice pickup, by the way, David), but also snatch a glance at the bare headlights on Samantha, not a chesty individual, but with plenty of gumption in her tips, if you know what I'm saying.

Sally forth, Britons, your top dawg's old lady is the bomb. Enjoy.

Rita Ora Wardrobe Malfunction Flops Her Top Out at London Park Concert

 

We've only barely met British-Kosovan pop star Rita Ora and I already feel like we know her so well.

Over the weekend at the Lovebox music festival in London's Victoria Park, Rita put a little too much feeling into her concert performance and popped her left funbag right out of her bustier bra top thingamajig. Yep, there was no stopping that chest puppy from breaking off its leash for a free run in the park. And there was no stopping us ogling either. Hey, if you don't like the music, you can still delight in the stage show. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Slips Too Far Out of Her Top On Set of ‘Liz and Dick’

 

You can take the slips out of the nip, but you can't take the... well, you know. Lindsay Lohan may actually be back at work on a legit acting job, but that doesn't mean the long-troubled and often-flashing former ginger starlet has lost her magical touch for mayhem of the skintastic variety.

On set of the cable TV bio-pic of the life and loves of Elizabeth Taylor, the freckled spectacle flashed some serious boob skin in a manner that is actually probably quite true to life for Liz herself, but it's hardly going to pass Lifetime censors. While I want to mock Lindsay for her boobtastic ventures, I can't help but think this might be the only reason to actually watch this movie (alas, it'll be long since edited out of the film). Enjoy.

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