Nipple Slip Posts:

Josie Goldberg Bikini Nip Slips in Miami; Reminds Us of Her Topless Playboy Shoot

 

Hey, an Egotastic! man never forgets a nipple. In fact, you should be able to identify your favorite celebrities just by their headlights, if you want to consider yourself a well-trained ogler of the sextastic.

So, when we saw Josie Goldberg spill out of her bikini top on the beach in Miami yesterday, we immediately recognized nipple Exhibit A, and harkened back to her Playboy photoshoot, wherein those same lady nubs were fully and entirely exposed. Funny, we can't remember our girlfriend's birthday, but we can pick out Josie Goldberg's nipples from a lineup. I suppose this is one of those things that makes us a 'bad boyfriend'.

While you're at it, do not forget that our friends at PlayboyPlus are still running a 50% off monthly subscription price offer for Egotastic! readers; so if you're going to buy, the time is nigh. Enjoy.

Stephanie Seymour Nipple Slips Out of Her Swimsuit in St. Bart’s; Her Boys Get Hella Hungry

 

Now, we can neither confirm or deny the rumor that upon her nipple baring out of her swimsuit whilst swimming in St. Bart's, the world's most loving mother, Stephanie Seymour, yelled out to her grown offspring, 'Feeding time, my little princes!', but, we can confirm that at 44, Stephanie Seymour still very much remains a woman who gives us our own maternally warm tingly feelings upon seeing her ample bosom breaking free of its Lycra restraints.

In fact, just knowing it's Christmas time each year and Stephanie and her brood are returning to St. Bart's for one of the most spectacular MILF shows of the year puts a permanent late-December smile on our faces. Though nothing as wide or satisfied a grin as when her boys literally see the dinner bell being run. Enjoy

LeAnn Rimes Nipple Slip Drops Some Sunshine at NOH8 Celebration

 

Lots of stuff has been going on recently in the mentally tumultuous world of LeAnn Rimes. Honestly, I don't have time or care to follow all the various fights, spats, and breakdowns she's been involved with or going through in the past several months. But, let's just say, the country music singer is going through a 'spell'.

Thankfully, sometimes 'spells' equal less detail attention to wardrobe, which led to a nice nipple slip on LeAnn's part at the NOH8 campaign celebration in Los Angeles. And who could hate when staring at bare celebrity headlights? Not I, good sir. Enjoy.

Jesica Cirio Bikini Pictures Slip Some Nip For Continued Argentinean Pride

Go, go, go, Argentina! The Sudamericana celebrities are lighting up the beaches of Miami this week with continued skin and hot bodied show, including model and TV personality Jesica Cirio whose body got so wanton that part of it tried to slip out of her bikini top on the beach. Buenas dias boobtastica.

First, the Italian invasion, now the Argentineans are hitting our beaches with tremendous aplomb (and plums). I think I have the solution to all of our immigration problems. All girls who look wicked hot in bikinis go to the head of the line. Enjoy.

See Jesica Cirio Naughty Dancing »

Paula Labaredas Slips a Nip and Flashes One Wicked Hot Body in Private Photoshoot

 

We are big supporters of the ridiculously hot body of Portuguese-American model and erstwhile actress Paula Labaredas. In fact, we'd like to support it with our two open hands and our teeth as necessary.

Featured in a private photoshoot in her pole-equipped workout space and home, Paula wears but a brief bit of bottoms and just a few loose chains for a top, providing spectacular views of her equally spectacular female form, including some flashes exposed nipples at the tips of her merry mammaries and a lady rump that men would likely kill each other for the first position to fondle. Quite a shoot. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Nipple Dying to Be Set Free in Italian Concert

One a show-woman, always a show-woman, and that goes for the headlights too.

The MILFtastic and unstoppable Jennifer Lopez could barely, or hardly, contain her nipples at the Unipol Arena in Italy over the weekend as the 40-something hot mama let loose in a few costumes that simply could not contain her erogenous zones in their entirety.

We applaud the hell out of Jennifer Lopez for keeping her bodacious veteran body in curvy, but tight shape, enough so that when we learn of a near full on nipple slip in concert, we're actually excited to see it, as opposed to say, Madonna, where we check it out with our fingers covering our eyes and slowly peeking. You go, Jenny from the Block. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Wisely Sits Next to Donatella Versace and Slips a Nipple

 

I'll say this for Lady Gaga, she's no dummy.

If you're receiving all sorts of mixed (at best) comments about your looks of late (or forever), what better way to relatively increase your viewability than placing yourself in prime comparison seating next to Donatella Versace, who looks like the Mayan Apocalypse came to her house a little earlier than the rest of us, if you know what I'm saying.

On top of her smart photo buddy strategy, Lady Gaga further ups the distraction quota in this Terry Richardson shoot by slipping a healthy dose of her bare nipple, ensuring, as we are, that it will be the highlight of discussion.

Mama Gaga didn't raise no fools it seems. Enjoy.

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