Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can’t let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.
Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the ‘bitchy’ label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There’s a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea’s. We wouldn’t even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I’ll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.
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Albeit, I am feasting on what appears to be a Kate Upton nipple slip here at the start of the week. Nothing outrageous, but another outtake from the good folks at Sports Illustrated and Swim Daily who seem quite intent, and thankfully so, on sharing all of Kate’s pretty parts with the rest of the world. And why not? Why keep secret treasures just to yourself? What are you, a pirate? Nay, a gift is only a gift when you share it. I’m pretty sure I learned something like that from Barney, or Elmo, before the arrests.
Kate Upton, you are a true beauty. Seeing your nekkid fun bits only makes you that much more special in my eyes. Also, it helps fill in a few missing pixels of my making the sexy with Kate Upton on the beach fantasy. Authentic even beats imagined when it comes to the sextastic fineries. Bless you, Kate. Enjoy.
(Thanks to a benevolent ton of you for sending in your eagle-eyed sight of Kate on the beach.)
I’m no superfan of the big city, but one thing I think I’ll miss when I move off the grid except for my DirecTV Sunday Ticket package, naturally, is the sight of hot model photoshoots taking place along some major avenue with shoot producers trying to capture a sextastic supermodel in the urban landscape and lighting. Iulia Carstea is one hot Romanian fashion model who’s been working big in Europe for many years now, and decided to take her talents, and twin peeks quite visible in her top, for a fun showoff time shoot in The Big Apple. I’m not saying the vast expanse of the American mountainous heartland doesn’t offer a bevy of beauties at every turn, but not so much on the sweet teat baring smoking hot Romanian models.
Iulia, I can’t tell you how much I appreciate you coming to our country and showing off your funbags. If you could come back maybe with a thousand or so of your passion inducing Eastern European friends and maybe shoot on my block, I’d be much obliged. I’ll being out orange slices. Enjoy.
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It’s just European sensibilities to show a little skin, or a lot of skin, when pimping the fashions in magazines. I don’t care if you’re Adriana Smith or Adriana Lima, if you’re working Vogue in Europe, you’re not afraid to show a little boob.
If on the off chance you’re interested in seeing the ridiculously hot Adriana Lima bare nips in her Vogue Italia spread, our friends at WWTDD are hosting the headlight party. If not, you can always watch Antiques Roadshow and drink your tea. Or do both like I do. Enjoy.
On the off chance you don’t watch a lot of French reality TV, you may not be familiar with Caroline Receveur. I’ll give you as pass on that one. But I do expect you to memorize her nipples that were exposed out of her not quite tightly fitting bikini top as she lounged poolside and inside pool in Miami soaking up some late Spring rays. I think you know my views on immigration boil down to I don’t get involved in politics other than to say we need to let as many hot women from around the world who likes to show off their unfettered funbags into our country as possible. Outside of that, I’m agnostic, But about that I am quite firm, so to speak. We should never have a limit on fresh new and exciting ta-ta’s. That’d be inhumane.
Caroline, I’m sorry I don’t get to see you on much French television. I’m sure you’re amazing. Thank you for your nipples. Enjoy.
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You may recognize actress Rachel Ann Mullins from about twenty TV or film roles where she plays the hot waitress or sorority girl or sushi girl in the upcoming Entourage movie. Ah, always a bridesmaid. Or, if you have a good memory of nipples you may recall Rachel after seeing her headlight slip in this Jose Luis photoshoot in black and white and hit all over goodness. Personally, I can identify a woman from her areola alone, but I’m an expert with many years experience in funbag identification programs and courses I teach to both law enforcement and horny fraternity kids at state colleges. Don’t expect to have the same mastery if you’re just a casual boobtastic gawker.
It’s always nice to welcome a new young beauty into the Egotastic! family. Even nicer when they come to the front door with their beautiful bare melons ever so divinely captured in photos. You only get to make a first impression once. Why not do it mostly topless? Enjoy.
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Now here’s something a bunch of you noticed with your eagle eyes we can show you, Miley Cyrus nipple. Not really a gotcha moment as Miley posted this video herself to Instagram, and this is hardly crazy showy by modern Miley standards.
Still, a slip is a slip and I’m certain the mothers of America who like to get angry about this kind of thing can get angry once more over Miley flashing her bare parts to her millions of tween girl followers. And, you know, us grown up gentleman oglers. I think we deserve it more. Enjoy.
Here’s the video, but don’t say I made you watch: