Nipple Slip Posts:

Miley Cyrus Nipple Slip Foretells of a Great Week Coming

I'm not one to read too much into the tea leaves or follow the horoscopes, but when I see Miley Cyrus nipple peeking out from betwixt her fingers, I know exactly what that means. We have some epic visual times coming this week. Not that we don't have happy happy joy joy each week, but something in the nipple slipping winds has me super jazzed for the next turn 'round the bend.

So, join me if you will. Sneak a peek at Miley's headlight beaming out in this outtake from a Rankin photoshoot for You magazine and see if you don't feel your own Spidey senses set to tingle mode. Consider this part of your Egotastic! training. Sense the Force. Enjoy.

Martha Graeff Topless Wardrobe Malfunction in Miami (It’s Really Nice)

 

Martha Graeff isn't just one super fine Brazilian model in her bikini on the beach in Miami. And Martha isn't just another amazing looking boobtastic body dating former NBAer turned international DJ, Rony Seikaly. She happens to be the owner of one of the finest bikini changing wardrobe malfunctions of the past month, if not longer. Oh, the glorious times we live in.

Martha was working herself out of her top and into her bikini top on the beach in South Florida when something went terribly right. Her sweet delicious chest puppies came bare right before our ogling eyes as if Santa Claus was throwing us a few previews of coming attractions. It was simply inspiring. Those melons on Martha are just outstanding. Merry Early Christmas. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nip Slip Is the Most Elegant Moment of the British Fashion Awards

 

Without sounding too Nostradaumus, I was peeking into the wide open cleavetastic dress of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the British Fashion Awards and wondering how the heck her blessed boobtastic was staying concealed behind that dress. Well, it didn't take much of a jiggle and turn stepping outside the awards before Rosie's entire lust-inducing chest puppy came fully into view. Quite the sight for sore eyes and soon to be sore other body parts. I could almost feel Jason Statham somewhere going berserker. That's how good it was.

Some days you just get lucky. We try our best to make that happen here everyday at Egotastic!, the Wonka factory for hot girls. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Slips Nip at Sao Paulo Fashion Show

 

Not that the fashion world freaks out to much at the sight of bare boobs, consider the models spend half their time half-dressed and everybody is very adult about the fact that they are walking mannequins.

Still, when the beautiful Candice Swanepoel suffers a wardrobe malfunction and flashes her bare udder on the public stage, me and a few million of my closest ogling gentleman friends are going to notice. Maybe pop some champagne and celebrate even. Just Korbel or something, not that fancy stuff we'd open for full-on nekkidness of this South African uber-sextastic model. Still, I shall never forsake the eyeball glory of Candice Swanepoel and her sweet chestal goodness. It almost makes fashion worth watching. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Accidentally Exposes Bare Boobtastic in Back of London Cab

 

Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time before up and coming show off pop and hip hop diva-ette Iggy Azalea went and flashed her full bare boobtastic for the cameras. I suppose this was an accidental non-accident, given what Iggy was wearing, albeit perhaps she wasn't aware people and cameras can peek laterally into tops that aren't even close to covering your sweet yabbos.

Either way, the gentleman oglers win again, for the combination of patience and yearning once more produces a sweet treat at the bare teat of one of your young rising Egotastic! stars. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus See-Through Topless for Terry Richardson

Miley Cyrus can't stop. Don't you listen to her words? She won't stop either, if I'm not mistaken. I think she's referring to showing off her lean body as much as humanly possible. And just when you thought it would stop with a mere covered topless tease on multiple media fronts -- nay, here comes Miley in a see-through top photoshoot for lucky bastard photographer Terry Richardson. It's pretty much all there.

Say what you want about Miley Cyrus, but everybody is talking about her. Which means she's winning because that's exactly what she wants. So you can write me and tell me to stop giving her so much attention, but so long as Miley is flashing her boobs pretty much bare on camera, your emails are officially on ignore. Miley is here, she's bare, and she's in your face. Enjoy.

Pamela Anderson Topless Bikini Pictures Cause French Beach Goers to Surrender

 

Just when you thought you'd never see Pamela Anderson topless again, blammo. There they are. Her world famous Canadian funbags and a body she maintain in quite nice shape for a lady now of 46. I might be stretching that 'lady' part a bit, but Pam is definitely all woman. And, kudos to her for having the gumption to still take her top off in her mature years, not discounting the fact she's in France where the beaches are topless and the sneers are never out of style.

Sure, there will be some of you ready with critiques of Pams's make-up free looks and the effects of time on her side... and front and bottom. But, remember this, how many other 46-year old women on the beach would you be watching and waiting to see take their bikinis off? Well, yes, for me, all of them. But for the normal man, let's put Ms. Anderson in boobtastic perspective. Enjoy.