Nipple Slip Posts:

Sofia Vergara Nipple Slip Goodies While Being Dipped at Post Emmy Party

 

Since so many of you asked, well, here is the Sofia Vergara nipple slip from the HBO post Emmy's party in all of its headlight glory. Feel free to zoom in even more than I have, well past the goofy face of Derek Hough, to the suckling goodness just beneath her bust line.

Smooshed funbag and nipple from one of the hottest women on television. A true Latina siren of the small screen. And, now, you can be jealous of those who have nursed before you. Enjoy.

Ramona Singer Nipple Pokes Are Positively Pointed in the Big Apple

I must admit, I don't know who Ramona Singer is. Or didn't know. But this Real Housewives of New York, um, housewife, or divorced housewife, or something, has at least one fan in our audience. EgoReader 'Jay' insisted we share the sight of Ramona's quite noteworthy headlights poking out of her tank top while talking to the police in New York.

I refused to learn why she's talking to the police as I refuse to watch her on Bravo! lest my manliness as mighty as it is be drained entirely from my body. However, nipple pokes I'm always down for. Not simply because of my natural reaction to turn toward oncoming headlights like a deer. But because a divorced housewives nipples are often the best indicator of the weather in the forthcoming season. I can now predict that Fall in New York will be unusually nippy. Yeah, I know. Enjoy.

Lily Allen Nip Slip, Pixie Lott Upskirt and Rita Ora Cleavage Highlight the V Festival in England

 

The British ladies were getting down and barely-dressed dirty at the V Festival concert over the weekend in Jolly Old England, strutting about the stage in various costumes that would make your mother blush and your grandmother probably be arrested.

Lily Allen probably won the evening by baring her nipple and ta-ta betwixt an open top with no bra, flashing her udder to the utterly enchanted concert crowd. Lily is not a particularly shy young pop star, much like Pixie Lott who seems to be flashing her knickers on stage with great regularity, prompting ticket prices in the front rows to be valued rather high for the gentleman ogler. Icing the cake was Rita Ora who hates clothes these days, flashing her deep cleavage and showing off her gym-toned body with barely any wardrobe on at all. As for the music of the event... yeah, that's right. It matters not. The bodies were hot and preening. That's worth your entry fee right there. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Bikini Nip Slips, Hot Bottoms, And Everything Good in Between

 

Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can't let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.

Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the 'bitchy' label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There's a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea's. We wouldn't even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I'll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Nipple Slip, It’s Not Just for Breakfast Anymore

Albeit, I am feasting on what appears to be a Kate Upton nipple slip here at the start of the week. Nothing outrageous, but another outtake from the good folks at Sports Illustrated and Swim Daily who seem quite intent, and thankfully so, on sharing all of Kate's pretty parts with the rest of the world. And why not? Why keep secret treasures just to yourself? What are you, a pirate? Nay, a gift is only a gift when you share it. I'm pretty sure I learned something like that from Barney, or Elmo, before the arrests.

Kate Upton, you are a true beauty. Seeing your nekkid fun bits only makes you that much more special in my eyes. Also, it helps fill in a few missing pixels of my making the sexy with Kate Upton on the beach fantasy. Authentic even beats imagined when it comes to the sextastic fineries. Bless you, Kate. Enjoy.

(Thanks to a benevolent ton of you for sending in your eagle-eyed sight of Kate on the beach.)

Iulia Carstea Boob Baring Photoshoot in NYC

 

I'm no superfan of the big city, but one thing I think I'll miss when I move off the grid except for my DirecTV Sunday Ticket package, naturally, is the sight of hot model photoshoots taking place along some major avenue with shoot producers trying to capture a sextastic supermodel in the urban landscape and lighting. Iulia Carstea is one hot Romanian fashion model who's been working big in Europe for many years now, and decided to take her talents, and twin peeks quite visible in her top, for a fun showoff time shoot in The Big Apple. I'm not saying the vast expanse of the American mountainous heartland doesn't offer a bevy of beauties at every turn, but not so much on the sweet teat baring smoking hot Romanian models.

Iulia, I can't tell you how much I appreciate you coming to our country and showing off your funbags. If you could come back maybe with a thousand or so of your passion inducing Eastern European friends and maybe shoot on my block, I'd be much obliged. I'll being out orange slices. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima Nipple Anyone? Oh, Yes, I’ll Take Two Please

 

It's just European sensibilities to show a little skin, or a lot of skin, when pimping the fashions in magazines. I don't care if you're Adriana Smith or Adriana Lima, if you're working Vogue in Europe, you're not afraid to show a little boob.

If on the off chance you're interested in seeing the ridiculously hot Adriana Lima bare nips in her Vogue Italia spread, our friends at WWTDD are hosting the headlight party. If not, you can always watch Antiques Roadshow and drink your tea. Or do both like I do. Enjoy.