It’s hard to believe it’s been 20 years since The Crow came out in theaters. Not a bad film, not a great film, but one I always appreciate in a re-showing from time to time. Bai Ling was in the original film and led the cast of creepy looking masked actors being spooky at the 20th anniversary screening of the film over the weekend. Of course, Bai Ling will not attend a public event without showing the world how nicely chested a fit 40-something veteran Asian hottie can look in just a little dominatrix straps. And she does quite a bit.
Bai Ling is one of those marvels of blessed genetics who doesn’t seem to be aging. I’m sure it has something to do with a healthy diet and exercise and all those other things that seem okay for people not myself. I marvel at her taut body and those tender ta-ta’s that still seem to defy gravity and definitely warrant an outfit I wouldn’t recommend for most women her age necessarily in a public setting. Nice work, Bai Ling. 20 years on and still going strong. Enjoy
Beyonce’s little sister Solange Knowles got married in New Orleans and the theme of the wedding appeared to be nipple slips. The lovely Solange wore a white pant suit kind of thing with a huge slit in the front. I wouldn’t call what you could see of her funbags cleavage. It was more like inner sideboob with just a hint of nipple. Solange is pretty hot. I’ve thought so since I was forced to watch Bring It On: All or Nothing in which she starred as sassy cheerleader. Beyonce was also looking really sexy in a white dress that showed off those legendary ta-tas. No nip slips on her part though. A shame, really. I always thought only the bride was supposed to wear white at a wedding? I guess if you are Beyonce you can do whatever the hell you want.
I’m a little hurt that I wasn’t invited. We’re both from Houston and I used to see her dad all the time downtown. That obviously warrants an invite, right?
Hello there, Jennifer Lawrence funbags. We haven’t seen you since, well, since a time a couple months ago that we’re not supposed to talk about in front of polite company. Luckily, we are only mildly polite here at Egotastic! so we can sneak this blessed peek of your braless peaks within an elegantly open white dress.
Jennifer Lawrence, her plunging neckline, and some semblance of her sweet nipples were visible as she cavorted with Lorde in the back of limo in London following the Hunger Games Mockingjay premiere party in London. I can’t imagine how my invitation got lost in the mail, perhaps a ship at sea went down. Nevertheless, I’m glad we get to share in what has to be the highlight of the party. Jennifer Lawrence, ever so sextastic, the bubbly farting dream girl next door. And these are her ta-ta’s. Just outstanding. Enjoy.
As far as I’m concerned, the minute Margot Robbie flashed her braless bare nipples getting out of the car at the Harper Bazaar’s Woman of the Year Awards in London, they might as well have given her the trophy. Young, hot, successful and beautifully boob baring in the chilly London evening. That’s my woman of the year right there. I guess maybe somebody else did some charity work and such, but I doubt the winner is making ten million men feel super happy today just by wearing a dress that didn’t hold quite right.
Margot Robbie caught the attention of every living male and Sapphic leaning woman when she did her striptease epic work in Wolf of Wall Street. She will never be forgotten. If she keeps wearing low cut dresses without undergarments out in public, her reputation will only rise like so many excited appendages saluting her inner beauty and outer lack of traditional funbag support. Job well done, Margot. Enjoy.
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Since so many of you asked, well, here is the Sofia Vergara nipple slip from the HBO post Emmy’s party in all of its headlight glory. Feel free to zoom in even more than I have, well past the goofy face of Derek Hough, to the suckling goodness just beneath her bust line.
Smooshed funbag and nipple from one of the hottest women on television. A true Latina siren of the small screen. And, now, you can be jealous of those who have nursed before you. Enjoy.
I must admit, I don’t know who Ramona Singer is. Or didn’t know. But this Real Housewives of New York, um, housewife, or divorced housewife, or something, has at least one fan in our audience. EgoReader ‘Jay’ insisted we share the sight of Ramona’s quite noteworthy headlights poking out of her tank top while talking to the police in New York.
I refused to learn why she’s talking to the police as I refuse to watch her on Bravo! lest my manliness as mighty as it is be drained entirely from my body. However, nipple pokes I’m always down for. Not simply because of my natural reaction to turn toward oncoming headlights like a deer. But because a divorced housewives nipples are often the best indicator of the weather in the forthcoming season. I can now predict that Fall in New York will be unusually nippy. Yeah, I know. Enjoy.
The British ladies were getting down and barely-dressed dirty at the V Festival concert over the weekend in Jolly Old England, strutting about the stage in various costumes that would make your mother blush and your grandmother probably be arrested.
Lily Allen probably won the evening by baring her nipple and ta-ta betwixt an open top with no bra, flashing her udder to the utterly enchanted concert crowd. Lily is not a particularly shy young pop star, much like Pixie Lott who seems to be flashing her knickers on stage with great regularity, prompting ticket prices in the front rows to be valued rather high for the gentleman ogler. Icing the cake was Rita Ora who hates clothes these days, flashing her deep cleavage and showing off her gym-toned body with barely any wardrobe on at all. As for the music of the event… yeah, that’s right. It matters not. The bodies were hot and preening. That’s worth your entry fee right there. Enjoy.
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