Rumer Willis hasn’t always been the recipient of universal lusting praise, but I must say, she’s looking really rather alluring these days. It’s not just her love of bare chests, no bras, showy tops and the likes, she just seems to have a new ray of sunshine deep in her sunshiney areas.
Rumer was out and about in Manhattan, buying some lingerie for somebody special, maybe me, but probably not. She seemed excited in either case as her headlights pointed directly down Broadway like directional signals. I’m not exactly sure how Rumer Willis spends her days, but so long as she doesn’t spend them putting on undergarments, consider me a big supporter of her routine. C’mon, Rumer, flash them guns. Daddy needs a new smile. Enjoy.
Rihanna was showing off her assetts in a pair of short shorts and a tank top in New York City. The jean cut-offs are so tiny that the pockets are sticking out of the bottom. That’s how you know a pair of short shorts is serious. And then there is an additional slit up the side offering maximum exposure. Then her lovely chest puppies are on display in a cropped tank top. There is a peek of Rihanna’s patented amazing bare mid-riff. She’s got an amazing abdomen, probably from that dancing a whatnot. In general you have to love Rihanna’s penchant for not wearing a bra. I guess if your yum yums just stay up on their own there is no reason to resort to wearing an underwire. That and in general I think Rihanna just doesn’t like wearing clothes, which I’m totally OK with.
How come when I walk around New York I never see hot celebrities wearing no bras? The last celebrity I saw on the street was 90 year old star of Yiddish theater and movies Vyvush Finkle. Not sexy. Well, unless you are into really old Yiddish comedians.
Let’s be honest. I’d shank any of you in the showers for sixty seconds of conjugal time with Minka Kelly. She’s hot. She’s always been hot. She will always be hot. But, she’s super boring from the gentleman ogler’s perspective. Always covered in public running to and fro her various appointments. Rarely out decked out. Rarely showing much skin. Rarely giving us the treats we so desperately desire from this sextastic siren. She seems content with the modest and demure life, we obviously can not be so content.
So, to see Minka out in a fitted dress with apparently no bra and her headlights working their way toward the sunlight was quite a thrill. It might be a standard for many lust-inducing celebrities we cover, but for Minka, this is a major reveal and something of a show stopper. Oh, how we wish for much more from Minka. But for today, I shall seek solace in the Minka nips and those absolutely perfect melons beneath. Enjoy.
I must admit, I don’t know who Ramona Singer is. Or didn’t know. But this Real Housewives of New York, um, housewife, or divorced housewife, or something, has at least one fan in our audience. EgoReader ‘Jay’ insisted we share the sight of Ramona’s quite noteworthy headlights poking out of her tank top while talking to the police in New York.
I refused to learn why she’s talking to the police as I refuse to watch her on Bravo! lest my manliness as mighty as it is be drained entirely from my body. However, nipple pokes I’m always down for. Not simply because of my natural reaction to turn toward oncoming headlights like a deer. But because a divorced housewives nipples are often the best indicator of the weather in the forthcoming season. I can now predict that Fall in New York will be unusually nippy. Yeah, I know. Enjoy.
I’m not sure where Ashley Greene has been hiding of late, but I can tell you most certainly her award winning nipples have missed the spotlight.
Ashley’s nipples became rather famous for poking through many a top during her Twilight fame years. You can’t just take the fine headlights of a super fine woman and expect to contain them behind some veil of modesty. Nay. So long as the sun shines, the pokiest and most succulent nipples in the land will find their way to recognition. Ashley, we dig you big time all over. We miss you dearly. And your nipples, well, I’m just glad they’re back. Now, I need a hanky. For my tears, you pervert. Okay, maybe two hankies. Enjoy.
Well, this is different. If you can put aside what some might consider a desecration of the Stars and Stripes, this Aleks Kocev H2o shoot of Sophie Simmons, first daughter of Gene and Shannon, is rather unique and alluring and most definitely, big ole nipple inspiring. Sophie definitely has some headlights that love to come out and play slippery when wet.
We don’t see a lot of Sophie outside of her reality TV appearances. Kind of a shame. She seems like she has some talent in the teasy photo subject department. Perhaps her dad will put down the Uzi and let her play in front of the cameras a bit more. There seems like much more to give. I breathlessly await. Now stow that nipple before somebody loses and eye. Enjoy.
This is one of those rare times when Britney Spears was out and about with an appropriate sort of undergarment and that did little to stop her ever-yearning nipples from making their break-through toward the warm Southern California sun. Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall, Britney’s nips rarely need a reason to poke out of her tops and dresses and say howdy to the general public. She is a natural performer.
Britney, on behalf of the gentleman oglers who have been peering at your pert headlights for oh so many years, I’d like to thank you for making the lack of effort to keep those pointed nubs covered. That and your music have been a real treat, though mostly the nipples really. Enjoy.