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Anne Hathaway Nipples Wet and Yearning to Swim in the Atlantic

Anne Hathaway is one of our more conservative dressers you might say. Outside of the occasional commando upskirts at fancy events, Anne essentially gives us little to work with most of the time. Not for lack of body confidence I suppose, given her rigorous workouts and her youthful appearance, but she's somewhat reticent to show skin in public. Fair enough. But the ocean saw it differently this weekend in Miami, wetting Anne's one piece swimsuit which when combined with some stretching and preening, led to some pre-moistened views of Anne's previously seen on screen boobtastic.

I can't say it was the most exhibitionist venture I've seen along those sandy shores, but I also can't say I wouldn't be ogling her seriously whilst pretending to read some book that is way to smart for me on my beach towel to try and impress the ladies. Anne, just let them loose. They look like they really need some sun. I promise not to peek, at least not in any obvious manner. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Wet See-Through Nipple Poking and Bikini Bottom Untying Pool Shoot

There's a lot going on here. You really need to do some careful perusing of this particular selection of BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee posing for a photoshoot by her native environment, a public pool in Miami with some very fortunate viewers.

In this particular round, Jennifer is showing off top, bottom, front, back, and what seems to be a Brazilian wax in her revealing tight wet t-shirt top and a bikini bottom that naturally has come untied. There's little left for this muscle toned mama to hide. I'm not sure she actually is trying. I do know this must make her PTA gatherings much more exciting that your typical parental get-together. She loves muscle. So do we, Jennifer. So do we. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Nipple Poking Bikini Top and Wet Yoga Pants, This Could Be a Thing

Just when you thought blessed stretch pants couldn't get any better, Anne Hathaway goes and takes them into the ocean for a nice soaking and wet shrinking as she jobs in her bikini top along the beach in Hawaii. I'm not sure if it was her general excitement or the slight chill of even the tropical ocean waters, but Anne's nips seemed hell bent on busting out of their bra top and being seen directly by the 50th state sunshine. Can't say as I blame them. Or that I wasn't rooting for them.

Anne Hathaway is one of those rather difficult ogling subjects who rarely isn't wrapped in five layers of kitschy clothing when just out and about so her Hawaiian vacation has been a nice treat for those of us still infatuated with the thespianic even after she cut her hair and started saying important things about her 'craft'. I'm still digging. And trying not to get an eye poked. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Nipple Poking and Hot Bikini Weekend in Miami

Nope, those aren't two tiny guns in her top, Joanna Krupa is just damn glad to meet you. And, why not. The Housewife seems to have a pretty decent life of shopping, sunbathing, and filming her craptastic reality show. Not bad for a simply hot girl from Poland. As a matter of thanks, Joanna does like to give back to her community of gentleman oglers, be it flashing her full headlights in a sheer dress while out shopping (above), or showing off once more in a bikini at her pool which seems to be perfectly constructed for paparazzi photos

Joanna is definitely a giver. And with that ridiculously hot body of hers, we are definitely visual takers so the formula works rather perfectly. There's a lot to be said about Joanna Krupa, but selfish and withdrawn is certainly not one of them. Blessedly so. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Tights and Headlights For Gym Trip in L.A.

Talk about your eyeball workouts. Checking out Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving the Tracey Anderson fitness place thing in Studio City was quite the stretch for the retinal cones. Between the long and lean and lovely British model in her yoga pants showing off her lower female form, and her excited nipples poking through her tank top, I really felt the burn.

My doctor is always reminding me how healthy exercise is for the mind, body, and soul. He knows me well enough that I'll just assume he meant watching. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Nipples Poke Through Her Tight Dress (They Had No Chance)

There's just not much room left anymore in the tops of anything Courtney Stodden wears. Nothing comes in her precise size, at least not until Shauna Sand opens up her 'For Girls Like Me' boutique.

Courtney's nipples were poking proudly from her recently pumped up chest puppies behind a sheer dress, her new standard wardrobe for recreational promenades and trips to casting offices where they can't possibly be telling her she's not blonde or busty enough. Courtney's trying, her whole body is trying, including her headlights which are feeling squeezed these days. Hollywood is tough. It will chew you up and spit you out, even if you've made yourself into much bigger than a bite-sized morsel. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Nipples Poke Through Leather on Chill London Evening

Leather tops seem to be the new hottie rage and I'm all for this fashion statement, especially when it comes along with the poking proud nipples of a sweet sextastic like Nicole Scherzinger. You know it takes a good woman and her proud pointers to poke through cowhide, and Nicole Scherzinger is all good woman. I should know, I've been inspecting her for many years now.

Coming out into the chill London air from a nightclub will certainly get your circulation hopping and apparently the blood in Nicole's body rushed to precisely where I would rush if given half the chance. Bless you, Nicole circulatory system for being a kindred spirit. Enjoy.