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Anne Hathaway Nipple Poking Bikini Top and Wet Yoga Pants, This Could Be a Thing

Just when you thought blessed stretch pants couldn't get any better, Anne Hathaway goes and takes them into the ocean for a nice soaking and wet shrinking as she jobs in her bikini top along the beach in Hawaii. I'm not sure if it was her general excitement or the slight chill of even the tropical ocean waters, but Anne's nips seemed hell bent on busting out of their bra top and being seen directly by the 50th state sunshine. Can't say as I blame them. Or that I wasn't rooting for them.

Anne Hathaway is one of those rather difficult ogling subjects who rarely isn't wrapped in five layers of kitschy clothing when just out and about so her Hawaiian vacation has been a nice treat for those of us still infatuated with the thespianic even after she cut her hair and started saying important things about her 'craft'. I'm still digging. And trying not to get an eye poked. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Nipple Poking and Hot Bikini Weekend in Miami

Nope, those aren't two tiny guns in her top, Joanna Krupa is just damn glad to meet you. And, why not. The Housewife seems to have a pretty decent life of shopping, sunbathing, and filming her craptastic reality show. Not bad for a simply hot girl from Poland. As a matter of thanks, Joanna does like to give back to her community of gentleman oglers, be it flashing her full headlights in a sheer dress while out shopping (above), or showing off once more in a bikini at her pool which seems to be perfectly constructed for paparazzi photos

Joanna is definitely a giver. And with that ridiculously hot body of hers, we are definitely visual takers so the formula works rather perfectly. There's a lot to be said about Joanna Krupa, but selfish and withdrawn is certainly not one of them. Blessedly so. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Tights and Headlights For Gym Trip in L.A.

Talk about your eyeball workouts. Checking out Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving the Tracey Anderson fitness place thing in Studio City was quite the stretch for the retinal cones. Between the long and lean and lovely British model in her yoga pants showing off her lower female form, and her excited nipples poking through her tank top, I really felt the burn.

My doctor is always reminding me how healthy exercise is for the mind, body, and soul. He knows me well enough that I'll just assume he meant watching. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Nipples Poke Through Her Tight Dress (They Had No Chance)

There's just not much room left anymore in the tops of anything Courtney Stodden wears. Nothing comes in her precise size, at least not until Shauna Sand opens up her 'For Girls Like Me' boutique.

Courtney's nipples were poking proudly from her recently pumped up chest puppies behind a sheer dress, her new standard wardrobe for recreational promenades and trips to casting offices where they can't possibly be telling her she's not blonde or busty enough. Courtney's trying, her whole body is trying, including her headlights which are feeling squeezed these days. Hollywood is tough. It will chew you up and spit you out, even if you've made yourself into much bigger than a bite-sized morsel. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Nipples Poke Through Leather on Chill London Evening

Leather tops seem to be the new hottie rage and I'm all for this fashion statement, especially when it comes along with the poking proud nipples of a sweet sextastic like Nicole Scherzinger. You know it takes a good woman and her proud pointers to poke through cowhide, and Nicole Scherzinger is all good woman. I should know, I've been inspecting her for many years now.

Coming out into the chill London air from a nightclub will certainly get your circulation hopping and apparently the blood in Nicole's body rushed to precisely where I would rush if given half the chance. Bless you, Nicole circulatory system for being a kindred spirit. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes Are Fun and Games Even When Losing an Eye

Ashley Greene is another one of those extreme hotties that we follow around endlessly waiting for any signs of sextastic reveal. She's pretty conservative when it comes to public exhibitions so happy are we when her circulatory system betrays her demure interests and her nipples make a poking appearance on the streets beneath her tank top. Power nipples simply can't be denied their destiny to be seen, if not covered in honey and treated like a snake bit wound with vigorously volunteered suction.

Ashley, you can deny us, but you can not deny your destiny. The sextastic, let alone engorged tweaked nipples, simply can not be contained! Enjoy.

Christina Milian Nipples Are Poking With the Stars

Well, somebody certainly seems excited to be on Dancing with the Stars.

You now, we are honor bound by male code to never watch any dance shows on television, specifically those with a high sequin count. But there's no denying several of these shows bring out the good looking ladies as contestants, including the boobtastic Christina Milian who was so amped to get in a good workout at the show studios over the weekend that her nipples nearly swelled through several layers of chest protective apparel.

I haven't seen Christina dance before, but if she has half the strength as her headlights, she's going to take this entire competition. Enjoy.