Nipple Pokes

Kim Kardashian Brings Sheer Topped Knockers To Dad’s Birthday Party

Your stepfather’s birthday party seems like perhaps an odd place to wear a tight sheer top over your mammoth mammaries, but when you live life on camera, I suppose there’s no down time from the exhibition time. Kim Kardashian found the perfect dress to wear in a couple sizes too small for her curves and headed off to Bruce Jenner’s celebration. It was hard to miss Kim considering her massive funbags and nipples looked ready to go Vesuvius at any given moment.

I’ve never begrudged Kim using her big curves to earn a living. You need to work with what you’ve got. She’s turned the few things she’s got into a major business empire. That’s impressive even if you don’t care for her personally. And, yes, she had some help, from mom, and Mother Nature, and various doctors around town. Still, as long as Kim isn’t charging for ogles, I’ve made my peace with her vapid doll house life. Enjoy.

Genevieve Morton Bikini Outtakes Are Nipple Poking Fun Times

Genevieve Morton simply has one of the finest bikini bodies on this planet. At least the parts that we’ve mapped as of yet. Body mapping is my specialty, you should see my protractor. Ahem. The point is, Genevieve Morton is the current toast of the bikini modeling world, having gotten her big SI break to become a much bigger name, face, and most definitely body in the world of two piece hot swimsuit pimping.

In these outtakes from Gavin Bond’s bikini pictorial, and yes, outtakes are always better than intakes, Genevieve shows that even in her photos that didn’t make it to press, damn, she is one outrageously sextastic nipple poking buxom vixen. I really do envy the sun for touching her with its rays. Though maybe a tad more envy toward her boyfriend who gets to touch her with more than just UV rays. Oh, to be the man who gets to ice down those headlights for photoshoots. Dare to dream the perfect job dream. So hot. Enjoy.

Rachael Finch Nipple Pokes For Speedo Shoot In Sydney

Sexy Aussie Rachael Finch was looking hot as hell even as she appeared to be cold during a photo shoot for Speedo in Sydney. Rachael was wearing a tight little number that showed off her tight bare mid-riff. The top was very form fitting and the outline of Rachael’s nips can clearly be seen. I do so love a good nipple poke, don’t you? It’s hard to hide your nips when they are on the ends of such massive funbags. They just occupy more space than normal. It’s basic boobie physics. She was also wearing a pair of teeny tiny short shorts that displayed her amazing long legs for our viewing pleasure. She’s pretty tall so there is a lot of sexy leggage to go around.

Rachael is seriously hot. She looks like the kind of girl that would make you work for it but it would be all the sweeter when you got your prize.

 

Lizzy Caplan Nipply in Bust Magazine

I kind of have a big crush working these days on Lizzy Caplan. It might most certainly be related to seeing her in so many making of the sexy scenes in Masters of Sex. Mmm, topless Hebrew School Hotties. It’s like a dream.

Lizzy is a bit more conservative, though still quite nipply in her new pictorial in Bust magazine. I know, you love the periodical just by name alone. Me too. And seeing Lizzy just hanging out in the boudoir and looking like one awesome girl next door slash girlfriend, that’s kind of special too. Maybe I’m getting soft in my old age. I really need to see somebody professionally about this thing I’m developing for girls with their clothes still on. Lizzy, call me. I’m very sweet way deep down. Way way. Enjoy.

Alyssa Barbara Canadian Hot Nipple Pokes in Sextastic Posing

By popular demand, I couldn’t resist but share the entire sextastic pictorial of Canadian hottie Alyssa Barbara and her righteous nipple poking tight top and panties shoot. I mean, you do like this, eh?

Alyssa Barbara reminds us that supreme allure and happy tingles come from all quadrants of the planet, including to the Great White North. We saw Pamela Anderson earlier today. Alyssa Barbara is like the younger Canuckian blonde bookend. And these poses, they will not soon leave your prurient mind. The nipple pokes and outstanding curves will probably throw you into some kind of catatonic state. I’d recommend two aspirin and the biggest monitor you can find. Enjoy.

Britney Spears Nipple Pokes Bust Through the Tank To See the Sun

Britney Spears nipples are pretty classic Americana. Outside of Aniston nipples, which hold their own level of domination in the nipple poking field, Brit’s high beams are right up there with the best of the rest in Tinsel Town in terms of firing through both tops and bras even to catch a little glimpse of public attention.

Britney has been hitting the gym hard these past few months, perhaps even harder of late since losing her boyfriend to another woman in a way, and she’s wearing the tight tank tops once more to prove it. But darn if those nipples of hers don’t seek out every chance for public recognition of their own. Like ambitious sucklers reaching for the daylight. I can’t imagine what they look like without the top on, but I have to guess many a man has poked his eyes out quite happily. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Nipple Pokes For Your Braless Workout Visual Wonderments

I suppose hottie housewife Joanna Krupa is just happy to be in Los Angeles. I’d like to think it’s because of me, but it’s mostly likely the Beverly Hills shopping, the sunshine, and she’d probably be forced to say her husband on camera, though I’d like to think I make the Top 100 reasons list. Either way, her superior nipples were trying to bust out of her sports bra top like nobody’s business as she made her way to the gym in Hollywood.

Just knowing Joanna is back in town without any bra on is kind of happy news for me. Just like I live in a part of town adjacent to nicer parts of town, I’d like to think I’m Joanna Krupa nipples adjacent, if not in physical proximity, then certainly in virtual thoughts. She really is quite the stunning woman. Her headlights alone are blinding me. That hot worked out body, I’m losing other senses as we speak. Keep up the good braless work, Joanna. We need you now more than ever. Enjoy.