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Maria Menounos Goes Full Headlights to Highlight Her Hotness

By Bill Swift | September 18, 2012 @ 2:12 pm

Maria Menounos Nipple Pokes on Set of Extra at The Grove

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Forget that our belusted Maria Menounos was on the set of Extra dancing to that idiotic fat Korean rapper music video teen girl frenzy, and just focus on how focused Maria's high beams were during her intense dancing. It was almost enough of a distraction to get us to stop staring at her stretch pants covered perfect booty for a few moments.

Nipple pokes vs. finely feathered asstastic, if that's the question in regard to Maria Menounos, our answer is 'all of the above'. Just so damn hot. Enjoy.

NOT THE FIRST TIME WE'VE SEEN MARIA'S GREEK PROUD NIPPLES POKING OUT

Maria Menounos Nipple Poking Hot in Blue Bikini Over New Year's

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Jennifer Aniston Braless Tank Top Pokies Filming ‘We’re the Millers’

By Bill Swift | August 3, 2012 @ 8:52 am

Jennifer Aniston Films Scenes Without a Bra for Film 'We Are The Millers'

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I think we're well past the stage now when we'd ever believe Jennifer Aniston again for heroically claiming she's going to be topless in her next film; we've been lied to, we've been hurt, we've moved on.

However, Jen's nipples seem to have not moved on. Those notable suckers have been dying to be shown bare onscreen for years now and despite Jen's decision to never truly flash her udders, the nips ain't listening. So when Jennifer was on the set of her new film ,We're the Millers, her pokey pair busted right through her tank top, without any undergarment protection, it was bound to happen.

You can deny the people their right to see your bare boobtastic, Jen, but you can not deny your own inner beast, err, headlights. They tell the true story. Enjoy.

JENNIFER ANISTON NIPS CAN POKE THROUGH ANY TOP, ANY TIME OF DAY

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AnnaLynne McCord Braless Dip in the Frigid Ocean Produces Niptastic Results

By Bill Swift | July 18, 2012 @ 8:36 am

AnnaLynne McCord Braless and Takes a Dip in the Cold Ocean

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AnnaLynn Nipple Slip

You can not contain the headlights of AnnaLynne McCord 7 Photos »

AnnaLynne McCord and Egotastic! have one very specific area of agreement: we prefer AnnaLynne McCord without underthings. Especially when she decides to run headlong in her dress into the ocean for a refreshing midday dip.

We haven't seen the hottie 90210 starlet for a while now, but it's nice to see that during the absence she has continued her penchant for commando dressing styles, and the addition of the soaking wet romp for our watchful eyes, well, that only helps us to snap yet another noteworthy bit of AnnaLynne pokies, a recurring theme over the past few years of AnnaLynne ogling.

Personally speaking, we'd be hesitant to splash commando style into the colder waters of the mighty Pacific knowing the camera lens was upon us, shrinkage has to be a consideration. Ironically, AnnaLynne's romp in the chilly seas has produced quite the opposite effect on us here today. Enjoy.

Sharon Stone Cuts Glass With Her Pokie Sharp High Beams

By Bill Swift | June 29, 2012 @ 9:59 am

Sharon Stone Cold Nipple Pokes Through Her Dress

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Sharon Stone Nip Show

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Here's the thing about Sharon Stone, I don't really know her age, but I do know those brand new funbags of hers are less than three years out of the box, and whatever they did to re-connect the nip system to its battery source, well, they really opened up the line.

The veteran actress is among a small handful of the mature set in Hollywood who have the pokies of a teen girl flashlighting her Jonas Brothers concert poster beneath the comforter in her bedroom late at night. Sharon Stone not only can poke somebody's eyes out with those high beams, she could cut a perfect circle a commercial bank-grade vault. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Nipple Poking Tight Dress Will Please Your *ock For Ages

By Bill Swift | June 5, 2012 @ 12:09 pm

Julianne Hough Steps Out in a Tight Dress in NYC

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Yeah yeah, I'm sure there are much smarter Rock of Ages puns to be had, but who isn't thinking naughty when seeing Julianne Hough out this week pimping her new film and going good-girl all naughty-dressed, none more naughty than how she looked coming out of a promotional appearance in N.Y.C. in a dress so tight, it created a forcible nipple poke that stunned onlookers and caused her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest to break out into uncomfortably closeted hives.

I feel like Julianne Hough is an as of yet, completely untapped resource for hotness. We've just barely begun to scrape the surface of this good-girl dancer. Somewhere, beneath the surface, lurks the sextastic just dying to get out. It's the destiny of hot women everywhere to be seen. Enjoy.

YOU DON'T GET A BODY LIKE JULIANNE'S WITHOUT A LITTLE SWEAT

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Elizabeth Berkly Is Pregnant, Excited, and Largely Pokable

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2012 @ 11:43 am

Elizabeth Berkley is Very Pregnant While Her Nipple Pokes Out

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Elizabeth Berkley Nekkid

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We haven't seen much of Elizabeth Berkley of late, but it 's hard to miss the former Saved By the Bell star these days strutting around Hollywood with her with-child full belly and this weekend a pair of nipple pokes that I believe could be spotted from sub-space, if not outer-space! Now, obviously, in a couple short months those enlarged sucklers of hers will be nourishing the growth of her offspring, but, in the meantime, there's no reason we oglers, and in particular those with the preggo fetishy thing going on, can't take a visual suckle of our own.

Sometimes, it takes a village to properly pay attention to a woman. Enjoy.

(Has it really been 17 years since Showgirls? It has. You must check out her nekkid fighter stills from an often deleted scene from that hot stinker if not seen before.)

Jessica Szohr Nipples Pokes On High Beam at a Sin City Beach Party

By Bill Swift | May 7, 2012 @ 2:22 am

Jessica Szohr Nipples Pokes at Tao Beach Club Las Vegas

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Just one of those days when you forget to wear your bra and you're facing all kinds of nervousness and excitement, not to mention a dozen paparazzi cameras.

So experienced Gossip Girl and Piranha 3D star Jessica Szohr as she hosted the Tao Beach Party in Las Vegas over the weekend and managed to put on a nipple pokes exhibition the likes we haven't seen in some time. Babies as far as a hundred miles in any direction from Jessica were seen smacking their toothless lips together in lunch time anticipation.

Hey, even nipples love Vegas. They're gonna bust out of their room. Enjoy.