Nipple Pokes Posts:

Lisa Rinna Nipple Pokes Are Basically Unstoppable

Maybe someday science will invent a clothing material strong enough to counter the power punching capabilities of Lisa Rinna nipples. Maybe someday, but not today. I'm not sure what part is nature and what part is science, but through the years, Lisa has had some of the most powerful, yearning to be free headlights in all of Tinsel Town.

Lisa was on a hike with her husband who we omitted from the photos because he's a dude so we don't care a hoot about him. Her nips were poking so hard through at least two layers of Spandex that you could almost feel the burn. You can't stop Lisa's power pokes, you can only hope to barely hardly not really contain them. She could probably cut through glass with her protruding points. In the least, I'd sure like to see her try. Enjoy.

Hilary Duff Nipples Are Happy to Be Exercising

Hilary Duff is getting herself back into fine ole shape after a near divorce and a youngin' and some very odd romantic overtures from Aaron Carter, and her nipples at least seem happy to be back in the gym

The former TV starlet has remained ever cute, even as her shape has changed through the years, now headed in the hot mommy direction, completely with yoga pants and some headlights poking through her sports bra outside the gym. This is the standard m.o. for young celebrity moms that we've come to almost take for granted here in Los Angeles. Almost. But not quite when Hilary's high beams are shining on. I shall never forsake a good nipple poke. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sheer Nipple Poking Top Delivers Sunshine in Malibu

I'm going to officially call this a new trend. Maybe it's an old trend that is new again, but for some inexplicable and entirely fortunate and blessed reason, the hot ladies of Tinsel Town are no longer wearing bras beneath their sheer tops. Maybe they burned their bras in feminist protest, or, more likely, their wardrobe klatch friends and assistants have assessed that this is the new height of fashion sensation.

I certainly feel sensational peeking at the poking nipples of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley casually promenading in Malibu as if we are not all staring at her petite but so sweet funbags. Who says fashion is boring? Well, I do, but not today in the new era of braless boobtastic see-through tops. I couldn't be happier about modern style. Enjoy.

Lily Allen Nipple Poking Her Way Through the Big Apple

I'm not sure what's happening along the East Coast of the U.S., but apparently it's causing women's nipples to become rather rigid this past weekend. Maybe that's a Noreaster or a Polar Vortex or just what might be called The Egotastic! Effect, but sextastic celebrities headlights were on full beam this weekend, including Lily Allen who I guess didn't get the memo on brisk temperatures and sheer sweaters without good support. To our benefit most indeed as the British recording artist cruised Manhattan poking proudly like an English pop star ought when in America.

I'm not sure if the Age of Aquarius is truly dawning and we're going to see less an less discreet wear from the ladies up top, but I surely hope so. It would give me some closure on all these candles I've been lighting for years in hopes that governments around the world finally ban bras for good looking women. It's time for this measure of modernization. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Nipples Wet and Yearning to Swim in the Atlantic

Anne Hathaway is one of our more conservative dressers you might say. Outside of the occasional commando upskirts at fancy events, Anne essentially gives us little to work with most of the time. Not for lack of body confidence I suppose, given her rigorous workouts and her youthful appearance, but she's somewhat reticent to show skin in public. Fair enough. But the ocean saw it differently this weekend in Miami, wetting Anne's one piece swimsuit which when combined with some stretching and preening, led to some pre-moistened views of Anne's previously seen on screen boobtastic.

I can't say it was the most exhibitionist venture I've seen along those sandy shores, but I also can't say I wouldn't be ogling her seriously whilst pretending to read some book that is way to smart for me on my beach towel to try and impress the ladies. Anne, just let them loose. They look like they really need some sun. I promise not to peek, at least not in any obvious manner. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Wet See-Through Nipple Poking and Bikini Bottom Untying Pool Shoot

There's a lot going on here. You really need to do some careful perusing of this particular selection of BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee posing for a photoshoot by her native environment, a public pool in Miami with some very fortunate viewers.

In this particular round, Jennifer is showing off top, bottom, front, back, and what seems to be a Brazilian wax in her revealing tight wet t-shirt top and a bikini bottom that naturally has come untied. There's little left for this muscle toned mama to hide. I'm not sure she actually is trying. I do know this must make her PTA gatherings much more exciting that your typical parental get-together. She loves muscle. So do we, Jennifer. So do we. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Nipple Poking Bikini Top and Wet Yoga Pants, This Could Be a Thing

Just when you thought blessed stretch pants couldn't get any better, Anne Hathaway goes and takes them into the ocean for a nice soaking and wet shrinking as she jobs in her bikini top along the beach in Hawaii. I'm not sure if it was her general excitement or the slight chill of even the tropical ocean waters, but Anne's nips seemed hell bent on busting out of their bra top and being seen directly by the 50th state sunshine. Can't say as I blame them. Or that I wasn't rooting for them.

Anne Hathaway is one of those rather difficult ogling subjects who rarely isn't wrapped in five layers of kitschy clothing when just out and about so her Hawaiian vacation has been a nice treat for those of us still infatuated with the thespianic even after she cut her hair and started saying important things about her 'craft'. I'm still digging. And trying not to get an eye poked. Enjoy.