As far as I’m concerned, the minute Margot Robbie flashed her braless bare nipples getting out of the car at the Harper Bazaar’s Woman of the Year Awards in London, they might as well have given her the trophy. Young, hot, successful and beautifully boob baring in the chilly London evening. That’s my woman of the year right there. I guess maybe somebody else did some charity work and such, but I doubt the winner is making ten million men feel super happy today just by wearing a dress that didn’t hold quite right.
Margot Robbie caught the attention of every living male and Sapphic leaning woman when she did her striptease epic work in Wolf of Wall Street. She will never be forgotten. If she keeps wearing low cut dresses without undergarments out in public, her reputation will only rise like so many excited appendages saluting her inner beauty and outer lack of traditional funbag support. Job well done, Margot. Enjoy.
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Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can’t let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.
Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the ‘bitchy’ label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There’s a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea’s. We wouldn’t even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I’ll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.
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On the off chance you don’t watch a lot of French reality TV, you may not be familiar with Caroline Receveur. I’ll give you as pass on that one. But I do expect you to memorize her nipples that were exposed out of her not quite tightly fitting bikini top as she lounged poolside and inside pool in Miami soaking up some late Spring rays. I think you know my views on immigration boil down to I don’t get involved in politics other than to say we need to let as many hot women from around the world who likes to show off their unfettered funbags into our country as possible. Outside of that, I’m agnostic, But about that I am quite firm, so to speak. We should never have a limit on fresh new and exciting ta-ta’s. That’d be inhumane.
Caroline, I’m sorry I don’t get to see you on much French television. I’m sure you’re amazing. Thank you for your nipples. Enjoy.
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You may recognize actress Rachel Ann Mullins from about twenty TV or film roles where she plays the hot waitress or sorority girl or sushi girl in the upcoming Entourage movie. Ah, always a bridesmaid. Or, if you have a good memory of nipples you may recall Rachel after seeing her headlight slip in this Jose Luis photoshoot in black and white and hit all over goodness. Personally, I can identify a woman from her areola alone, but I’m an expert with many years experience in funbag identification programs and courses I teach to both law enforcement and horny fraternity kids at state colleges. Don’t expect to have the same mastery if you’re just a casual boobtastic gawker.
It’s always nice to welcome a new young beauty into the Egotastic! family. Even nicer when they come to the front door with their beautiful bare melons ever so divinely captured in photos. You only get to make a first impression once. Why not do it mostly topless? Enjoy.
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Now here’s something a bunch of you noticed with your eagle eyes we can show you, Miley Cyrus nipple. Not really a gotcha moment as Miley posted this video herself to Instagram, and this is hardly crazy showy by modern Miley standards.
Still, a slip is a slip and I’m certain the mothers of America who like to get angry about this kind of thing can get angry once more over Miley flashing her bare parts to her millions of tween girl followers. And, you know, us grown up gentleman oglers. I think we deserve it more. Enjoy.
Here’s the video, but don’t say I made you watch:
I can’t say I follow the Lea Michele musical career too closely. Or that I watch Glee, as I am a man’s man of manly proportions. But I do definitely take interest in Lea Michele, and when she’s out shooting a sextastic new music video in all types of exhibitionist tops and bottoms, I’m going to take notice…
And when she nip slips as her top falls down in one of her fun time flirty music video looks, I’m going to notice like Bluto’s eyes popping out of his head. Lea Michele bare nipples is nothing to sneeze at. Nay, a rarity to honor and cherish the whole day through. This good girl doesn’t get into the baring moments, so we take them as they come. This is a fortuitous treat that reminds us once again that somebody up there really likes us gentleman oglers. Enjoy.
All good things come to those who wait. Well, those who wait and also those who obsessively ogle hot women. You can only change in and out of some many wardrobes before something isn’t going to fit or sit precisely right. That’s when we’ll be there to capture the crazy memorable moment of Danish Delight Nina Agdal baring her boob on Miami Beach in one epic nip slip during a catalog photoshoot. It’s days like today, and pretty much every other day, that make my work all seem so worthwhile.
Nina Agdal has been a bright star in our Egotastic! sky since the day we first saw her and predicted her meteoric rise to the top of the lingerie and swimsuit model ranks. It wasn’t a tough prediction or a bold prediction, but it was a wishful prediction. I like to think Nina’s beautiful bare funbag is our reward for believing in her. Karma. Enjoy.