I don’t like lists. I shall fight lists and listicles and superlatives to my dying breath, or until somebody pays me to feel otherwise. I mean, there’s standing on principle and then there’s being able to afford the big drink at the movie theater. Nevertheless, were I forced to make a list of some kind, say, the Top Ten Motorboat Dreamy Girls, you can bet Kelly Brook would appear somewhere on that vaunted top ten.
In her latest pictorial pimping her own bikini fashion line through New Look, Kelly shows you as much qualifications as you’d likely need to see to put her onto your lists as well. In an age of slender ladies, Kelly maintains her curvaceous and bodacious form that the cosmic designer implanted lust for deep within the male DNA. Just something about Kelly makes me want to make many babies to populate this planet. Also, pour honey on her funbags. Hey, it’s my DNA too, I’m adding my own flavors. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: New Look Swimwear
Bikinis, New Look
I’m trying to asses if my feelings of passion for Kelly Brook are heightened by her designing her own line of bikini swimwear she’s modeling for New Look. I don’t typically have feelings one way or another for anything fashion, but I am imagining how many times Kelly tried on samples in the mirror to see if her outragrously curvaceous female form fit ever so snugly and barely into the bikinis. Oh, to be a fly on her sugar walls.
Kelly Brook is one of my all-time favorite lady lovable sextastic celebrities. She always seems to have the perfect smile to match her killer soft curves. Her boobtastic alone makes her a winner in my book of deviant thoughts, the idea that she’s designing bikini tops to temporarily cover her chest muffins sort of heightens the tease. Though this could merely be a case of me kissing Kelly’s ass so she’ll finally agree to meet. I’m searching my soul for honesty these days. Enjoy.
Kelly Brook can do no wrong in my book. I could see Kelly coming out of a bank with a gun and police chasing after her and I’d open the getaway car door for her and ask her if she wasn’t in jail later if maybe she wanted to grab some pints and watch the telly (I’m working on my British). And now that Kelly is pimping her own line of clothes through New Look, we get a regular and routine chance to see the curvy model and occasional actress decked out in her own fine-fitting fashion forms, showing off that naughty-thoughts generating body of hers.
I can’t imagine a time when I will ever tire of imagining running the tip of my finger over every curve on Kelly’s body. Or a time when I can stop pretending that by finger I mean finger. Enjoy.
Oh, Kelly Brook, your curves do slay us.
The sextastic brunette model and occasional thespianic was in Miami over the weekend (with the rest of the hottie world) shooting promotional pictorials for New Look clothing line, and while those photoshoots were publicly cleavetastic, they paled in comparison to Kelly Brook using her down time to bikini up and hit the pool.
The little green bikini on Kelly Brook exhibited her bodacious body and reminded us why she remains our number one motorboating dream.
And did we happen to mention that Kelly Brook is now single. Commencing Operation Fun Bags! Enjoy.
Bikinis, New Look