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Britt Maren Tiny Bikinis for Nasty Gal

I’ve only been ogling Texas hottie V.S. model Britt Maren for a couple years now, but I feel like I’ve known her body for forever. She has that kind of sextastic body appeal that stirs the primal forces of male and Sapphic leaning female nature. As evidence, not her latest bikini work for Nasty Gal, that company with the silly name that keeps making billions. Oh, how Britt shines and pimps and promotes with those natural born assets of hers.

Most certainly if I were Christian Grey I’d take Britt into my dungeon and make her eat a few cheeseburgers while I spanked her with a feather pillow, mostly just for effect. I’d fatten her up a bit before we scheduled any making of the many babies. But Britt in a bikini, that’s a lanky long and lean pleasure I could certainly indulge in from the get-go. Meaning now, as in, Britt, check your Twitter DMs, I’m sending you a picture of a single tear drop on a panda’s cheek. It’s impossible to resist, even though it has no connection to what I’ll be asking of you. You are so damn hot. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Nasty Gal

Emily Ratajkowski In Bra and Panties for Nasty Gal

Emily Ratajkowski and Nasty Gal seem to be two names I could easily mix and match in my wardrobe full of very naughty thoughts. I realize that Nasty Gal is hardly the racy apparel company, but it is the Internet phenom of clothes for girls that got sick of shopping at the mall. And Emily Ratajkowski is the phenom of wicked hot brunettes we love to see as nekkid as possible. So it’s sort of a match. Ah, hell, we get to see Emily in bras and panties and this has to be a blessed occasion.

Emily Ratajkowski has stormed our gates with her sextastic. She’s swamped our fleet with her hotness. And she’s done a few things to our towers that I can’t speak of in polite company. Anything Emily any time. She really is a glorious visual wonderment. Enjoy.

Pia Mia Perez Is Too Innocent to Be a Nasty Gal, But She Still Is

For the record, Nasty Gal is an edgy online clothing store for young women. Get your mind out of the gutter (and, please, take mine out as well). Nasty Gal hired Pia Mia to model for their Coachella themed Lookbook out in the desert this year, all of which raises the very valid question, who the hell is Pia Mia Perez?

Pia is one of the new generation of teen stars made famous by singing little ditties on YouTube, and hanging around L.A, and being friends with starlets like Bella Thorne, and Twittering and Instagramming lots of innocently racy photos and then ‘LOL’ing’ all of her social media besties. It’s really and truly hard to explain. But apparently her parents wanted this for her. She wants it. And, now, she’s getting it. And, hey, it worked for Bieber, so why not a cute girl with bleached blonde ambition? Enjoy.