I’m a serious journalist with various degrees in things we need not delve into, but suffice it to say, I’m not supposed to play favorites in any regard. However, Eila Adams is my favorite unclothed reporter on Naked News. So, there, now, take away my Pulitzer. The cute as as bunny naked hostess for Naked News this weeks brings in the million and billion dollar celebrity real estate homes, so you can be jealous of both her body and how much J-Lo is selling her home for. Trust me, it works.
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The only thing better than free is nekkid women. Let’s face it. The odds of those two both happening at the same time, well… today, one-hundred percent. To celebrate the vernal equinox, whatever that is, our friends at Naked News are offering a 7-Day Free Trial to Naked News to try out their super fine content service, second only perhaps to NFL football, if it were played by hot nekkid girls as well.
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What will you see on Naked News. Well, lovely lasses such as Madison full frontal unclad and delivering the day’s latest entertainment news and movie reports for one. I don’t know where you get your movie news from, but if it’s not a wicked hot nekkid young woman, you need to ask yourself an important question, why the heck not?
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It’s time. For the Naked News Entertainment report. Wherein blonde hottie Eila Adams brings you all the latest breaking news in the world of entertainment and does so while stripping out of her own clothes right down to nothing. It’s like Inside Edition meets Entertainment Tonight finally meets something finally worth watching. You can get your entertainment news from any number of course, why not choose the sexy naked woman?
As a special to the world, the wicked girls at Naked News are offering a membership to their daily unclothed content offering for just $4 a month. That’s insanely low and something I’ve pushed for them to do once I was dressed myself and able to talk on the phone. I’m weird about that. You should feel weird too if you’re not plunking down a measly four bucks a month to see Eila and all her sweet curvy cohorts taking off their clothes everyday to bring you the news. It is the best thing money can buy for four bucks a month. I only pimp the things I love. Enjoy.
$4 a month, biyatches. It will never be less. Not until Brian Williams reads the Naked News. You don’t need that.
Have you ever thought to yourself, boy, I wonder what life would be like if I could get all my news and entertainment reporting from the likes of hot blondes like Whitney St. John removing their clothes while they tell me all the latest celebrity gossip? I used to think about that a lot. Now I just live it with my own Naked News subscription, one you need to get this Christmas for yourself and anybody you call ‘dude’ for the incredibly low price of FREE for 7 Days. Why, yes, that is an affordable price. It’s not much more after the trial period, worth every prurient penny.
In this week’s Entertainment report, Whitney shares with us news including, and most importantly, the existence of a lesbionic Kendra Wilkinson sex tape. Could it be true? Let us wish upon a star and or ogle Whitney’s bare nekkid body while reporting the story. It’s time the news got sexy. Enjoy.
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You know I’m a big fan of getting my news from the hot stripping girls of Naked News. I can quite assure you if you step away from the depressing TV news and switch to girls like hot ginger Angie Heyward delivering the days entertainment, sports, and current affairs while baring her stellar body, you will smile approximately ten times harder than before.
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It’s time for the Naked News weekly entertainment report. Think of it as Entertainment Tonight if Mary Hart had ever answered my prayers and hosted the show nekkid. Never happened. But you can see Isabella Rossini, the fetching anchor on Naked News stripping down and talking Chelsea Handler and Mission Impossible. Now that’s how to get your entertainment news. Sorry, E!, but your time is over.
Check out the Naked News Weekly Entertainment report VIDEO, is it NSFW, so, you know, close the door first. Enjoy.
Of the five things I love in this world, two are grubby food and hot topless women. When you combine the duo, well, it takes on a monumental feeling of tingles all its own. Such is the case with Eila Adams from Naked News exploring the food truck scene without her top on in Toronto. This Naked News video will make multiple spots on your body moist and happy. That sounds so wrong, yet feels so right.
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While you’re at it, consider the wonderful price of FREE for a week long membership to Naked News. I’m not just their pimp, I’m a satisfied customer. Sometimes too satisfied, but then I use a little lotion and the chaffing goes mostly away. Damn the sandwich in that video looks amazing. No offense Eila, but you might be second on my personal menu of unrequited lust. I could be moved to change my mind. Double hotness! Enjoy.