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Eila Adams Strips To Full Frontal Goodness for the Naked News Entertainment Report (And a $4 Offer from Naked News!)

 

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Click to See the Free NSFW Entertainment Report from Eila Adams

It’s time. For the Naked News Entertainment report. Wherein blonde hottie Eila Adams brings you all the latest breaking news in the world of entertainment and does so while stripping out of her own clothes right down to nothing. It’s like Inside Edition meets Entertainment Tonight finally meets something finally worth watching. You can get your entertainment news from any number of course, why not choose the sexy naked woman?

As a special to the world, the wicked girls at Naked News are offering a membership to their daily unclothed content offering for just $4 a month. That’s insanely low and something I’ve pushed for them to do once I was dressed myself and able to talk on the phone. I’m weird about that. You should feel weird too if you’re not plunking down a measly four bucks a month to see Eila and all her sweet curvy cohorts taking off their clothes everyday to bring you the news. It is the best thing money can buy for four bucks a month. I only pimp the things I love. Enjoy.

$4 a month, biyatches. It will never be less. Not until Brian Williams reads the Naked News. You don’t need that.

Whitney St. John With Your Naked News Entertainment Report and a Christmas Offer (VIDEO)

 

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Have you ever thought to yourself, boy, I wonder what life would be like if I could get all my news and entertainment reporting from the likes of hot blondes like Whitney St. John removing their clothes while they tell me all the latest celebrity gossip? I used to think about that a lot. Now I just live it with my own Naked News subscription, one you need to get this Christmas for yourself and anybody you call ‘dude’ for the incredibly low price of FREE for 7 Days. Why, yes, that is an affordable price. It’s not much more after the trial period, worth every prurient penny.

In this week’s Entertainment report, Whitney shares with us news including, and most importantly, the existence of a lesbionic Kendra Wilkinson sex tape. Could it be true? Let us wish upon a star and or ogle Whitney’s bare nekkid body while reporting the story. It’s time the news got sexy. Enjoy.

Did I mention Naked News free for 7 Days? You really owe it to yourself and that thing dangling between your legs, no, that other thing, to take a tour.

Check Out the Uncensored Video »

Naked News $4 Cyber Week Special! This Is Christmas Gone Nekkid Wild

 

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You know I’m a big fan of getting my news from the hot stripping girls of Naked News. I can quite assure you if you step away from the depressing TV news and switch to girls like hot ginger Angie Heyward delivering the days entertainment, sports, and current affairs while baring her stellar body, you will smile approximately ten times harder than before.

For CyberWeek before Christmas, the good folks at Naked News have a once in a I’ve never heard before special offer:

Only $4/month for an annual pass to Naked News!

Don’t just buy it for every single person you know for Christmas this year, buy it for yourself. Make the whole world brighter.

Birds will chirp, that taco you shouldn’t have eaten last night at 3am won’t burn so bad, and life will generally be more pleasant. Also, your boners will be 29% more potent, though the FDA precludes me from calling that a fact. Do this now. You can thank me later at the after-party. Enjoy.

Isabella Rossini Naked News Entertainment Report (Yep, She’s Nekkid and On Point)

 

It’s time for the Naked News weekly entertainment report. Think of it as Entertainment Tonight if Mary Hart had ever answered my prayers and hosted the show nekkid. Never happened. But you can see Isabella Rossini, the fetching anchor on Naked News stripping down and talking Chelsea Handler and Mission Impossible. Now that’s how to get your entertainment news. Sorry, E!, but your time is over.

Check out the Naked News Weekly Entertainment report VIDEO, is it NSFW, so, you know, close the door first. Enjoy.

Eila Adams Topless in a BBQ Food Truck Because, Well, Because It’s Naked News Time

 

Of the five things I love in this world, two are grubby food and hot topless women. When you combine the duo, well, it takes on a monumental feeling of tingles all its own. Such is the case with Eila Adams from Naked News exploring the food truck scene without her top on in Toronto. This Naked News video will make multiple spots on your body moist and happy. That sounds so wrong, yet feels so right.

Watch the Video and Get Your 7-Day Free Trial Membership to Naked News Right Here!

While you’re at it, consider the wonderful price of FREE for a week long membership to Naked News. I’m not just their pimp, I’m a satisfied customer. Sometimes too satisfied, but then I use a little lotion and the chaffing goes mostly away. Damn the sandwich in that video looks amazing. No offense Eila, but you might be second on my personal menu of unrequited lust. I could be moved to change my mind. Double hotness! Enjoy.

Whitney St. John of Naked News Discusses Nekkid Celebrity Photo Hacks, That’s Synergy!

 

I’ve never been able to fully encapsulate the reason why Al Gore invented the Internet, maybe until now. Seeing blonde hottie Whitney St. John of Naked News get nekkid while discussing the entertainment news of Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton nekkid photo hacks, well, I just found the kernel. This is surely why we started inter-networking servers around the world. This beautiful flesh filled synergy of entertainment hotness.

Check out Whitney St. John in Her Uncensored Naked News Entertainment Report

While we’re at it, I have beseeched my skin-loving buddies at Naked News to give you blessed Egotastic! readers a one week FREE trial subscription to Naked News. I’m not suggesting that every single one of you get an amazingly rewarding membership to Naked News, just the ones who are intelligent and like to be kept informed daily on the news of the world by nekkid women of the world. The rest of you can stick with your Muscle magazines. I was going to say Sport Fishing magazine, but I have that and love it.

Angie Heyward Is Naked at the Movies (And Naked News Has a 7-Day Free Trial!)

 

Can I pimp the lovely girls of Naked News enough? Nay, I can not. Everything these girls do simply fills me with wonder. It might have something to do with their award winning personalities. Or the fact they take off all their clothes. You know when Angie Heyward my little ginger cup of tea strips down, I’m going to be watching her talking about the movies.

Check out Angie Heyward Naked at the Movies and see if you don’t feel that same certain happy informed tingle:

And, you must, I mean, you must if you love [Insert Name of Your Beloved Country], love your [Insert Name of Relative You Hold Dear], and love hot nekkid women, GET YOUR FREE 7-DAY TRIAL TO NAKED NEWS. Try it for a week. It will bite, but in a happy way. Enjoy.