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In this week’s Entertainment report, Whitney shares with us news including, and most importantly, the existence of a lesbionic Kendra Wilkinson sex tape. Could it be true? Let us wish upon a star and or ogle Whitney’s bare nekkid body while reporting the story. It’s time the news got sexy. Enjoy.
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It’s time for the Naked News weekly entertainment report. Think of it as Entertainment Tonight if Mary Hart had ever answered my prayers and hosted the show nekkid. Never happened. But you can see Isabella Rossini, the fetching anchor on Naked News stripping down and talking Chelsea Handler and Mission Impossible. Now that’s how to get your entertainment news. Sorry, E!, but your time is over.
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