Yesterday, Jennette McCurdy in leaked lingerie photos. Today, in Naked magazine. But fully dressed. Talk about close but no cigar. Still, especially after yesterday my passion for all things McCurdy has only grown exponentially. She’s a cutie and a hottie, a cottie. I fear that this recent incident will send Jennette McCurdy into sextastic retreat, which would be a true shame now that we know for sure how ridiculously hot she is. It’s a sacrilege to waste or hide your talents, Jennette. Let’s take this the other direction and bring happiness to millions and millions. It’s worth a shot.
You can check out Jennette’s sorrowful apology for her lingerie pictures being leaked on WWTDD. Which is ridiculous, there’s nothing to be ashamed of!
Oh, don’t get your hopes up. Debby Ryan is hardly nekkid in the current edition of Naked magazine, but she is still supremely hot, and I’m saying that not even in the most ardent Debby Ryan fan group among you. And, yes, I get your letters so I understand the depths of your devotion (also the intricacies, kinks, and odd fantasies involving handkerchiefs and lilac oil of your devotion) to Debby Ryan.
As we mentioned earlier today, the last crop of Disney starlets of the most recent generation are getting all grow’d up but fast. Debby turns 20 in not but a few weeks, believe it or not. We can only hope the cleave peeks and slightly sextastic pictorials become much racier as the little sweet hottie enters her third decade of existence. Enjoy.