Egotastic
Yep, Canadians love craptastic pop music just as much as in the Lower 48. And, thank god for that. MuchMusic is like the Cannuckian MTV, only being from the Greater Whiter North, there's more drinking, and less sex. Every year the MuchMusic Video Awards manage to draw in some of the biggest names in pop music, including over the weekend the sextastic young Selena Gomez who stole the show at the awards, from rehearsals to red carpet to co-hosting to performance. She did it all, and she looked sweetly hot doing so. We took great pains to omit the image of the Devil's Midget from all of her pictures, the one small but mighty flaw on her hotness resume (we shall never hold it against Selena, though, admittedly, we have thought of being held against Selena). Enjoy.
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If Canada did not exist, the U.S. would have to invent Canada to make it look better by comparison. I'm sorry, Canada, but somehow you've managed to out-cheese even the cheesiest of American music award shows with your MuchMusic Video Awards that was more like the circus of the teen-nerd bizarre than anything related to anything the least bit auditory-respectable. Of course, Justin Bieber highlighted the show in his native land and all we can say is, he looks more stupid than he ever has before -- that is a monumental achievement.
But, some of the sole good news, with the Devil's Midget coms Selena Gomez, our belusted little Latina hottie, who shone brightly on the otherwise mostly goof-ball filled red carpet. And shine she did. I only wish that our magic spells would work and we could whisk her away from all the nonsense and her silly little teen lesbian boyfriend and just get her to our private bungalow at the Comfort Suites, where we could spend a weekend entirely nekkid in the showers scrubbing the Bieber off of her. Enjoy.
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