While the MTV VMAs represent some kind of Fall of the Roman Empire, the lynchpin of the downfall of a civilized society, to be replaced by craptastic auditory experiences and glitter, there’s no doubt the annual event brings out the finest in pop diva competition for eyeballs, hence, lots of skin. There’s but a few teensy tiny number of popular music artists earning distinction from their vocal talents. The rest are competing for the dollar bills from the guys in the front row with the sweaty jowls. Me first among them.
So many hotties out at the 2014 MTV VMAs tonight, keep attuned to this updating gallery for some of the best of them, including Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Ora, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, and more. It’s a night to remember, if you remembered your earplugs! Enjoy.
While all the hoopla last night was over the special guests and nominees and performers at last night’s MTV Video Music Awards, there was also the usual cadre of general celebrity invited to the major media event in Brooklyn. The one who stood out to me was Shailene Woodley, one of my up and coming objects d’ lust of the past couple of years. A young actress with that little special ‘it’ factor that has her securely placed into my libido area awaiting recurring retrieval.
Just a little hint of the bare midsection and the curvy figure and slim female form was all it took for me to get deep into Shailene last night. I know she’s a girl who prefers the hippy chick jeans and Goodwill merch and the like. But when she gets all dolled up, she can hold her own with the best of them. Enjoy.
When I was half asleep last night and knocked up on sizzurp I brought you some of the visual highlights of the aural catastrophe that is the VMA awards. But I neglected to show you the bare-ass cheeks of Lady Gaga, a woman smart enough to understand that her compelling content lies mostly beneath her clothes, so a shocking exhibition of skin is an absolute must to draw attention. Especially on a night where Miley Cyrus is twerking away on Robin Thicke and fingering herself with a massive foam digit.
Katy Cocktease also showed up strong, performing what seemed to The Eye of the Tiger, but not, but she still managed to contain her impressive bosom behind a sports bra for nobody to see. Yet, she still looks ever amazing. As did Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande a few others at the evening’s mind raping musical event. Check them out. Enjoy.
I promised myself when I grew up I’d never end up like my disapproving parents, or the ever-watchful principal, or the pearl clutching Gladys Kravitz. But, oh, Miley Cyrus does make that ever so hard.
Miley Cyrus sort of topped herself tonight at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, stripping down to very little to the imagination, employing rubber and toys and some bending over for Robin Thicke to create what will surely be (one of) the most controversial moments of the evening. Of course, people will lament the programming aimed at young teen girls, teen boys will rejoice as to how Miley’s lead might impact the teen girls in their school, and we at Egotastic! will simply stare.
We don’t usually (almost never) show any male figures on this site, but Robin Thicke had to be included for full Miley tongue-and-butt-wagging faux fornication show. It won’t soon be forgotten. Enjoy.
You know I simply refuse to watch this show. MTV doesn’t even cover music anymore, but somehow they still run the pretense of being a voice for popular music and teenaged girls seem to still be buying it. Which means all the big names still need to show up big each year and the divas need their exhibition dues. That is where I pay attention. I care not for what the fashion and wardrobe and accessory set say about the gowns, but I do care to see some of our favorite sextastic celebrities gracing the red carpet of any big awards show.
Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Katy Cocktease, Miley Cyrus, Ciara, Rita Ora, Selena Gomez, and more.
Stay tuned as the red carpet photos from the 2013 Video Music Awards red carpet continue to roll in…
I’m still not exactly sure what MTV has to do with music, I think the last music video they played was back in ’97, and the last time they were considered the tastemakers in pop music was about ’92, but, god bless ‘em, they keep putting on their music video award shows and the favorite music artist of young teens everywhere keep on showing up. That latter part means we have to cover it, because they do still bring out the hotties once a year.
This year’s crop of the PG-rated best at the MTV Video Music Awards included Taylor Swift, who stole the show quite a bit in her musical performance, and on the red carpet, Katy Cocktease, Alicia Keys, Emma Watson, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, and Rihanna. I’ll say this for MTV, those are some big gets. Can’t say I own any of their albums, but I do own thoughts of each of them being naughty in the back of my Corolla at the drive-in movie theater that shut down eleven years ago, kind of like MTV itself. Enjoy.
(Note: we’ll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)
30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I’m not exactly sure what we’re supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.
Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she’s preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she’s smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.