MTV Europe Music Awards

Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande Booty and Boobtastic Steal the MTV European Music Awards

You can only imagine the craptastic aural sensations emanating from the European version of the MTV Music Awards in Scotland over the weekend. Take all the horrible music of MTV America and multiple it by the further horridness that is Euro pop and you have some idea of the google times infinity levels of musical travesty. On the other hand, well, with lousy music comes hot women. It’s sort of axiomatic.

And those ladies showed up to flaunt, present, and perform at the awards show including Nicki Minaj, all curvy crazy, Ariana Grande looking her tushie finest in her show get up, Jordan Dunn, just superbly cleavetastic, and Charli XCX strutting her brunette hottie stuff. It’s a show about music, but if you turn the volume down and just focus on the amazingly hot looking ladies, it’s more than tolerable. But seriously, don’t turn the volume up or your brain will turn to a combination of strained peas and clotted cream. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Lip Slip One Ups Miley at The MTV European Music Awards

If you want to beat the queen, you need to topple the queen from her position on exhibitionist hill. So Iggy Azalea figured with Miley flashing camel toe at the symposium of musical excellence known as the MTV European Music Awards why not stick it to her by adjusting her panties on the red carpet of the event and flashing a solid does of her bare pubic area. Not pubes, as none were present, just the general lady nest area in a wardrobe malfunction of high functioning caliber.

Iggy Azalea may not be as well known as her fellow body baring pop star divas quite yet, but if she keeps fiddling with her feminine wiles in front of hundreds of paparazzi cameras, she’s sure to be climbing the music charts in very short order. Not to mention making many more appearances around these parts. Good on you, Aussie girl. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Delivers Camel Toe Performance at MTV European Music Awards

Never count out Miley Cyrus when it comes to leaving her mark on a music awards show. The controversial former Hannah Montana pulled a leotard camel toe out of her bag of tricks to dazzle the Dutch audience hosting the MTV European Music Awards over the weekend. She also literally pulled a joint out of her bag and started toking, though I’m told in Amsterdam that is done by most every mom who dropped their kids off at the show as well.

We’ll stick with the toe, and Miley, keeping up her album sales and high profile with extended use of her exhibitionist body. She’s got a rep now, it’s forever interesting to see how she keeps herself show-off relevant. Hello, toe. Goodbye musical heart. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum, Rita Ora, and Taylor Swift Save the Dreck That Is MTV Europe With Hotness

When the male headliners at the MTV Europe Music Awards were David Hasselhoff, Jedward, and I think Gary Glitter on a prison-release program, our prognosis for pure craptastic was not looking great, but, thankfully, as with all events, bringing in hot chicks makes everything okay, even Hasselhoff, and the addition of some of our sextastic favorites like Heidi Klum, Rita Ora, and Taylor Swift (who we still can’t figure out why we want to plow so badly, but, we do) helped to make the entire evening devoted to pop music, Euro style.

And that can be pretty bad. Enjoy.