I’ll be the first to admit, these peeks at Scarlett Johansson nude in the adapted novel sci-fi flick, Under the Skin, is blurry enough to potentially be my grandma. If my grandma was in her mid 20′s and had an amazing rack just like Scarlett Johansson! Sorry, granny, it ain’t happening.
This film was actually shot so long ago, I’d almost forgot it was still coming out. I think it dates all the way back to 2011 when Scarlett had many of her private nude photos leaked simultaneous to a bunch of romantic relationship issues, then she did this movie, then Sean Penn, and it was quite a tumultuous time. But through and through, we always heard that Scarlett was a full-frontal alien evil seductress in this film. While I suspect we will soon be seeing more resolute evidence of this assertion, I’d call the myth confirmed as of about right this very happy second. Enjoy.
(Thank you to EgoReader ‘Ace’ and others who were quick on the draw.)
You don’t just hire Eva Green to play a badass female warrior, you pay Eva Green to play a badass female warrior who is crazy hot and takes off her top to flash her classical rack as well. By now, many of you have already seen 300: Rise of an Empire, the sequel to the Frank Miller adapted graphic novel film, 300, which scored Gerard Butler about 300,000 women.
If you have, you know that Eva Green and her racktastic is definitely one of the highlights of the film. If you haven’t, well, now you have seen two of the most compelling reasons to go see this movie. Eva Green has always been a brave actress and model. She’s not scared of any nudity. I’d follow her into battle, or the changing room, or wherever. Enjoy.
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Emily Browning is not what you’d call a shy actress. The relatively young Australian actress has previously bared her wares in multiple films, and again here in this sneak peek of the recently released indie, Summer in February.
Everybody seems to be in period British costumes and quite overwrought about events in this film, but Emily takes time out of the hectic emoting to stand before a mirror and strip herself completely bare. You won’t see this kind of work from many American actresses, which is why we must stand as best we can and applaud Emily’s fine thespianic cajones. Not that you can see them in this particular scene, but you can see everything else. Good on you, Emily. Keep up the fine traditions of theater without fear, just fur. Enjoy.
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If you don’t know who Margot Robbie is yet, besides hearing her name in Will Smith scandal rumors, then you’re about to never forget her name. The young Aussie soap star is now making her way into American television and movies, most notably as the sexual conquest of Leo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street, getting press for, if nothing else, being a hard-R rated sex and drugs and F-word romp. Read that as, my kind of film.
Margot appears topless or in lingerie or bathing suits or various showy wardrobe throughout the film. Of course, topless is where we most lust her true faptastic Dow Under talents. We admire any legit actress who takes her clothes off for her art; if she happens to be as ridiculously hot as Margot Robbie, we don’t just admire, we carefully cover our midsections and stand in ovation. Margot Robbie, you will not soon (never) be forgotten. Enjoy.
I guess Spike Lee’s remake of the instant cult foreign classic Oldboy didn’t do so well at the box office last month. Maybe a little to obscure or dark or weird or just too much Josh Brolin for the casual moviegoers. However, those that did not partake of the sinisterly odd film completely missed out on the topless delights of Elizabeth Olsen, the hottest of the Olsen offspring.
Elizabeth has shown in the past she’s not afraid to get real with her thespianic work, as in really topless, when the part calls for it, naturally. And, naturally and blessedly it did in her making of the sexy scene with Josh Brolin. Some full, nice peeks at Elizabeth’s sweet teats right there on the screen. Well, now on your computer or mobile device screen since technology makes everything better, save for the robots coming to destroy us by 2050. Enjoy.
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You know I’m not a big fan of end of the year lists. The mere fact that Miley Cyrus is currently leading the Time Person of the Year online voting says enough about why making lists unless your name is Kris Kringle is something of a fool’s errand. Nevertheless, when those lists come along with wicked hot nekkid scenes of our favorite sextastic celebrities, well, then, list away I say.
Our friends at Mr. Skin have come out with their annual Top 10 Nekkid Scenes of the Year, and I must say, it’s rather impressive. Hollywood will always be alive so long as there are beautiful actresses baring their wares on screen You can quote me on that.
And, by the way, if you haven’t yet picked up your Ego Reader discounted membership to Mr. Skin as a Christmas present for a loved one, asked yourself this, why do you hate Christmas so much? It’s the gift guaranteed to be received excitedly, not to mention by used excitedly. Enjoy.
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Thanks to EgoReader ‘James’ for a sneak peek at the bare boobtastic of Kate Bosworth in the film Big Sur, based on the Jack Kerouac novel.
The film is out today in theaters, but you can spy upon the still rather bodacious looking chest puppies of Kate Bosworth, who we worry at times might be getting a bit too skinny of late. I can’t precisely give her a Body Mass Index report merely from staring at her sweet funbags, but I can give her a chestal goodness report. I’m going to say A-OK from where I stand semi-catatonic staring at her honkers. Enjoy.
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