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Helen Hunt Full Frontal Nekkid in ‘The Sessions’ (Muff Warning!)

By Bill Swift | November 14, 2012 @ 10:44 am

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Editor's Note: If the sight of full female frontal nudity either offends or excites you uncontrollably to the point of the type of fapitation that would get your fired or arrested, please, proceed no further in this Internet clicking venture. Also, if you're under the appropriate age, stop right now. Viewing a vagina in your formative years will give you some horrible mental illness!

Well, dontcha know, after a ten month buildup since its release at Sundance this past January, thanks to EgoReader 'Jay Dog' we finally get to sneak a peek at the twin peaks and lady nest of Helen Hunt, who goes now famously (and quite bravely we might add) without any clothes, bare and right there in front of the cameras in the film, The Sessions, about a 30-something man in an iron lung who decides it's time to hire a pro to help him lose his virginity. Sounds like our gamer friend Lothar, except the iron lung isn't his obstacle, just sweaty sweaty palms around women.

While conceding that we might have rather seen this same scene fifteen years ago from Helen, hey, at almost fifty she's holding up quite well. Must be all the surfing. Enjoy.

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Nadine Velazquez Topless and Kind of Nekkid and Definitely Hot in ‘Flight’

By Bill Swift | November 14, 2012 @ 8:37 am

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Nadine Velazquez Topless Screencaps in the Movie Flight

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Before even the down and hot and dirty talk, let me tell you, you really should see the movie Flight. It's quite the cinematic venture on its own merit. And, when you add in the merit of good clean solid topless visuals of Nadine Velazquez, well, then, you have something approaching a masterpiece.

Thank you to EgoReader 'Ben D.' for his early if somewhat blurry eye on the beautiful body of Nadine Velazquez we've been leering at since the early days on My Name is Earl, let alone her perty kitty role on The League. This truly is a happy day around these parts, for the parts of Nadine Velazquez are truly happy-making. Enjoy.

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Kristen Stewart Topless Bedroom Scene Flashes Her Bare Pitstops ‘On The Road’

By Bill Swift | October 2, 2012 @ 11:46 am

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Hey, look it's Kristen Stewart, or K-Stew as we like to call her, or ooom moomph snargle muff foom as director Rupert Sanders liked to call her on set of Snow White and The Huntsman as he went down to emo-oyster town.

Either way, hey, it's Kristen Stewart topless in her bedroom scene from her indie film On the Road. And, yes, angry at the world or not, we still think K-Stew is pretty hot and when we get to see her topless finally, well, like most girls, we find her even prettier. It's just the way men see faces, err, bodies. We don't blame Rupert for taking a dive. His wife might disagree. Enjoy.

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Dreama Walker Topless, Hot, and Victimized in ‘Compliance’ (You’re Not Supposed to Like That Last Part)

By Bill Swift | August 31, 2012 @ 1:02 pm

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Dreama Walker Topless Screencaps in the Movie 'Compliance'

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Last week we got sort of a collage of stills from the new movie Compliance, about the string of hoax calls from fake cops in the 2000's to fast food restaurant managers that resulted in a bunch of young women being forced to strip nekkid in the back of burger joints (of course, nobody will ever make a movie about what my evil boss, Mr. McGippens, did to me in the crawlspace to show me exactly how Shady Shack Burgers originally got its name.)

But, more to the point, sextastic young actress Dreama Walker plays the victim in Compliance, including a long and torturous stripping down scene that we have stripped down itself to its basic Egotastic! parts. Go see the movie in full, it's supposed to be darkly good. And, in the interim, check out Dreama Walker flashing her bare hooters in this cinematic boobtastic Giving Tree. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Stripper Stllls from ‘Frozen Ground’ Too Hot for YouTube, Just Right for Us (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | August 21, 2012 @ 10:00 pm

Vanessa Hudgens Strips in 'The Frozen Ground' Screencaps

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Well, apparently, this preview of the upcoming Alaskan serial killer movie Frozen Ground starring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack, and our belusted Vanessa Hudgens, was too hot for YouTube and accordingly yanked. Considering we've lost 17 YouTube accounts due to material that might cause yanking, we can relate.

However, just because you can't see Vanessa Hudgens playing a victimized stripper on YouTube doesn't mean we're not going to show it to you here on your home for uncensored goodness, because after showing so many pictures of Vanessa Hudgens hitting the gym, it's about time you saw what she was working for in her bending, stretching, and rolling role as a pole dancer in the Great White North.

I already officially love this movie. Enjoy.

VANESSA WAS WORKING HER CAMEL PACKAGE AT THE GYM THIS VERY DAY

Vanessa Hudgens Leaves the Gym in Tight Workout Pants

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Olivia Munn Topless in ‘Magic Mike’, A Better Look

By Bill Swift | August 14, 2012 @ 10:56 am

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We were glad to see Olivia Munn exit stage right on her sit-com and rom-com horrific year of 2011 and step into much more male-appealing affair like The Newsroom, but we were even happier when she finally (finally, blessedly, and lovingly) removed her top to flash her bare udders in Magic Mike this summer. And quite a pair indeed.

While we are still without the type of HD, 1000-foot tall, IMAX-ready bare boobtastic full-frontal shots we someday hope to have of Olivia, we feel certain this ought be enough to send about 50,000 of you fanboys into the next world with nothing but a half-spent bottle of Vaseline Intensive Care in your sarcophagus. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Battles Kelly Brook In Bra and Panties Movie Clip Hotness

By Bill Swift | August 10, 2012 @ 11:02 am

It's a rare coincidence of good fortune that we get to see two of our most belusted beauties in their underthings in previews of two new movies, so why not put them in the Thunderdome of the sextastic where two hotties enter, but you can only fap to one.

Megan Fox Cleavy Movie Stills in ‘This Is 40’

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Megan Fox is ever so briefly, but entirely wonderfully into her bra and panties in a scene from the upcoming Judd Apatow film, This Is 40, the kind of almost sort of remake of Knocked Up. What isn't kind of almost sort of is the feelings we have for Megan Fox flashing her hot body. She's with-B.A.G.S. child now, so we may not see this kind of look from her again for at least some time to come. So, relish.

Kelly Brook Shows Cleavage in Lingerie for 'Keith Lemon: The Film'

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And, then, the buxom curvaceous and devilishly gorgeous Kelly Brook, in a more supportive bit of underthings, supporting her more substantial thangs in the new Keith Lemon: The Film comedy from the Isle of Britain. Seeing Kelly strutting her stuff in that black bits of lingerie, it's a 97.9% match to the very last dream I had about her. This might be close enough to make us have to change the sheets again.

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