Egotastic
Despite the presence of The Devil's Midget in flaming red boots pimping his perfume stank, Selena Gomez managed to rise above the banal and look simply prom-fantasy worthy at the premiere of her film, Monte Carlo. Now, granted, I'd rather take a flaming hot poker from the fireplace and run it through my right eye than spend two hours in the theater watching the tween girl zaniness of Monte Carlo, so I will not be seeing Selena up on the silver screen (even my stalking has its limits), but, if how she strode the red carpet is any indication of her future hotness-in-film career, things are getting off to a very good start for her.
Selena, ditch the sixth grade boyfriend, show a little more sexy leg on the carpet, and you're going to be a huge star! Enjoy.
Selena Gomez Blue Boobtastic Bikini Stills from Monte Carlo
Oh, our belusted barely legal pop diva who is climbing the hotness charts of our hearts even so fast, how you are blowing up so big. Including, it seems, with the help of some elevating and supportive bras and bikinis these days, pushing forth your bosom toward the gentleman ogling world.
Which leads us to the several seconds worth watching of the movie Monte Carlo, wherein our Latina minx Selena Gomez flashes the sultry cleavetastic in a blue bikini, which, if you're a true Egotastic! researcher, you probably remember from our productions candids one year ago when we were still discussing a 17-year old Selena an what would become of her junior hotness. Oh, how prescient were never are. Enjoy.