Let’s be honest. There’s one and precisely one moment when the Miss Universe pageant becomes in any way relevant. The bikini competition. I think this was actually a staged portion of the competition for the upcoming pageant. You know how complex these things get. Nevertheless, I was reminded of the reason why pageants were invented in the first place. To see hot women from here and there in swimsuits and heels. The rest is just the cake. I’ll take the icing.
The fine contestants from around the world strutted their bikini bodies and perfect bright white teeth down the runway to show off the common desire that binds us all on this gaseous spinning orb. Sextastic women with beautiful knockers. It’s not only the universal language, it’s what I believe will someday unite us all in peace. Or, relatively more peace. Turning our swords into binoculars for closing inspection. You may say that I’m a dreamer, but I’m really just an optimistic ogler. Enjoy.
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