It’s really just getting completely out of control. Jennifer Nicole Lee, the BBW turned fitness guru who has consistently worked one particular muscle in our body, continues her reign of motherly bikini excellence with a public display of asstastic of wet and epic proportions.
Sometimes, I look at Jennifer Nicole Lee’s suntanned moist perfect mom-bottom and I feel millions and millions of years of male evolution rushing toward me like an out of control freight train destined for Hot Ass Town. It’s really just like that.
Hot mom? Check. Tight body? Check. Thong? Check. Sun and water? Check. We are good to go for takeoff. Enjoy.
Let’s be real. Moms make the holidays. The food, the presents, the decorations, paddleboarding Uncle Stu who goes off his low-carb diet at the Yuletide. Moms got it going on at Christmas.
And you know our fondness for all things hot mama, MILFtastic, and otherwise passion-inducing ladies who have experienced the miracle of childbirth, and whose gynecological exams we’d like to undertake without aid of medical instrument, or lights for that matter. Well, we figured Christmas time made perfect sense to celebrate sextastic mommies like Heidi Klum, Brooke Burke, Miranda Kerr, and so many other child-bearing hotties who give us the maternal chills all year long.
Check out our list and see if your Ay, Mami! favorite made the mommy cut.