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Adriana Lima Goes Leopard Bikini for the Sexy Tigress on the Beach Look

By Jon | August 1, 2011 @ 10:32 am

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Let the good bikini times roll.

Victoria's Secret supermodel and all around Brazilian-born hottie Adriana Lima took to the beaches of Miami this weekend for a bit of family-filled fun time that we of course have translated into bodytastic ogle-time, courtesy of the sexy MILF and a little leopard skin bikini. These really are the bust of times. Enjoy.

Brandi Glanville Bikini Pictures Show Signs of Housewife Domination

By | July 27, 2011 @ 11:51 am

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Unless Camille Grammer starts shooting more softcore porn, there's really only going to be one reason to watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this coming season -- Brandi Glanville. (That is, unless the idea of watching a gaggle of late-40-something plastic surgery disasters appeals to dark parts of your libido, of which, we never judge here on Egotastic!) I always just knew Brandi Glanville as the woman LeeAnn Rimes paid two millions buckaroos to to purchase her current husband. But, now we can all get to know her as one pretty damn hot MILF, who wears a bikini, dare I say, with more bodily mass and delight than LeeAnn herself. Enjoy.

Denise Richards Pimping Her Tome and Looking MILFtastic

By Jon | July 27, 2011 @ 8:12 am

Denise Richards at FOX Studios in New York City

Denise Richards Wears Short Pink Shorts in New York City

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I love it when a good Hollywood memoir comes together.

The first thing to know about these 'tell-all' books from Tinsel Town is that they never tall-all. Never. The second thing to know is that they are never written by the celebrities themselves. I think it's mostly a couple Peruvian dudes locked in basement somewhere on Santa Monica Blvd. being lashed by ever-enraged and epically shrill P.R. agents demanding cute and cuddly 'real' moments dotted by occasional 'shocking reveals'. Hence, what you probably won't find in this book is the real reason the sextastic Denise Richards married Charlie Sheen in the first place. What you will find are likely heart-warming stories about blinded romance and affection and melancholy familial vignettes which might explain why Denise was the only romantic companion Charlie Sheen never tried to assault in a drug-induced rage . Still, women will purchase this book, peruse, and sigh as they marvel at the modern mom that is Denise Richards.

That all being said, let's absolutely not miss the most important aspect of Denise Richards' pimpalicious book tour -- this 4o-year old is still raging hot. Hot mama. Hot cougar. Hot like the woman next door who asks you to bring in the groceries with a leering smile that will make your gonadial onions cry. Yep, Denise Richards remains awesome. not for the generically penned memoir Pablum, but for her sextastic, it's always been the sextastic. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Is A New Vision of Old-Fashioned Hot

By Jon | July 26, 2011 @ 7:50 am

Miranda Kerr in a Black Dress in Beverly Hills

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MILF to the the Nth degree Miranda Kerr has started making more and more public appearances, which, when you're world class sexy, is a very good thing for the entire man (and woman) ogling world. It's not that Miranda walks about in hardly any clothing, sadly, it's just that she's a stunner of a woman who draws attention just by pedaling her hotness down the boulevard. Eventually, she's going to appear in some tight little shorts and cause many car crashes, but, today, just her new mom look, still rather aweesome, and not so difficult to mentally undress if you simply apply yourself to two minutes of such a worthy pursuit. Enjoy.

LeeLee Sobieski Looking Considerably MILFtastic These Days

By Bill Swift | July 22, 2011 @ 2:26 pm

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I miss LeeLee Sobieski. I feel like we used to see her much more, and then she went and got married and had a baby and that's all well and good for her, but, you know, that left us oglers and fans to lay fallow in a desert of visual delights, bereft of our sexy Sobieski. Well, she's back. And looks ready to hold hot and steady with her promotion to the ranks of the hot MILF celebrity, with a body that just seems to be back in rare form, the curvy bosom, the legs, the whole package right down to the shades. LeeLeel Sobieski has got it going on big time once more! I'm actually getting kind of misty here. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum Without Makeup… Yep, Still Hot

By Bill Swift | July 22, 2011 @ 1:40 pm

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I tell you this little secret -- not everybody in Hollywood looks so amazing without all the glitz and glamour and styling and makeup and proper lighting. But Heidi Klum does. They don't just pass out the worldclass supermodel title for nothing. She can roll out of bed (preferably, you know, mine), slap on some short shorts (or, better, slap them off), and look like a bazillion bucks. Oh, maybe not as uber-hot as post-hours of prep for her shows and appearances, but, definitely a very striking hottie and all-around MILFtastic creature. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Ariana Grande Cheek Peek, Candice Swanepoel Topless, Vera Farmiga Flashing the Farmigas, and Michelle Hunziker Bare Bosom

By Jon | July 22, 2011 @ 9:50 am

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Once again, our faptabulous fantastic readership never fails to let us down, with a cornucopia of cream of the crop celebrity hottie submissions that really are the highlight of my ogling week. Always tough to pare down the sexy to a short list, but this weeks highlights of the reader finds includes a peek at the barely legal buns of Ariana Grande, sexy shots of Candice Swanepoel, some Vera Farmiga above the waistline nekkidness, and some pictures that I'm told are Michelle Hunizker un-bikini topped, but I am not 100% certain, but want to believe.

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