Egotastic
Unless you're a big time follower of women's gymnastics (you are, aren't you?) then you may not remember world-class Spanish gymnast Elana Gomez, and her proficiently perfect floor routines about a decade ago in the Olympics and world competitions. She never quite got to the top, but she was noticeably hotter than most of her competitors, and didn't take long after retiring from athletic competition to move into the fast-paced world of modeling. And we're ever so glad she did.
Featured in this month's Maxim Portugal magazine, Elana Gomez drops a serious amount of half-nekkid sextastic that kind of reminds us of the idea we wrote to the IOC about years ago concerning nekkid women's gymnastics and TV ratings for the uneven bars routines. Let's just say, they rejected our genius to their own ratings misfortune. Enjoy.
![Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]](http://cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/16/Pacific-Rim-Official-Main-Trailer-HD-100x75.jpg "Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]")
Keeley Hazell Covered Topless Pics Only Make Us Sadder to See Her Go (But They’re Still Wicked Effin’ Hot!)
Not exactly when these photos were shot for Maxim magazine, or if shot for Maxim, but these covered topless pictures of the wonderment that is Keeley Hazell is some form of torture submitted by EgoReader 'Dave D.' to visually remind us how much we will miss Keeley now that she has officially and finally announced her exit from the modeling stage.
This is perhaps worse than losing your childhood pet to a speeding yet completely silent electric vehicle or the pangs of loss you feel when the last of your weekender 24-pack of Silver Bullets has been tapped out by early Saturday morning, because you can get another dog, they're all really effin' cute, and thank the good Lord there is always more beer to be had, but will there ever be another Keeley Hazell?