Maxim magazine Posts:

Keeley Hazell Covered Topless Pics Only Make Us Sadder to See Her Go (But They’re Still Wicked Effin’ Hot!)

Not exactly when these photos were shot for Maxim magazine, or if shot for Maxim, but these covered topless pictures of the wonderment that is Keeley Hazell is some form of torture submitted by EgoReader 'Dave D.' to visually remind us how much we will miss Keeley now that she has officially and finally announced her exit from the modeling stage.

This is perhaps worse than losing your childhood pet to a speeding yet completely silent electric vehicle or the pangs of loss you feel when the last of your weekender 24-pack of Silver Bullets has been tapped out by early Saturday morning, because you can get another dog, they're all really effin' cute, and thank the good Lord there is always more beer to be had, but will there ever be another Keeley Hazell?

Elana Gomez Drops a Seriously Sexy Floor Routine for Maxim

Unless you're a big time follower of women's gymnastics (you are, aren't you?) then you may not remember world-class Spanish gymnast Elana Gomez, and her proficiently perfect floor routines about a decade ago in the Olympics and world competitions. She never quite got to the top, but she was noticeably hotter than most of her competitors, and didn't take long after retiring from athletic competition to move into the fast-paced world of modeling. And we're ever so glad she did.

Featured in this month's Maxim Portugal magazine, Elana Gomez drops a serious amount of half-nekkid sextastic that kind of reminds us of the idea we wrote to the IOC about years ago concerning nekkid women's gymnastics and TV ratings for the uneven bars routines. Let's just say, they rejected our genius to their own ratings misfortune. Enjoy.

Francisca Miguel Sizzles on a School Bus for Maxim

I don't know about you, but my memories of the school bus mostly involve a hodgepodge of scenes resembling prison rape montages from Oz. The wheels on the bus might have gone round and round, but what happened to the kids with glasses in the back of the bus, well, that made the babies go wah, wah, wah.

Now, suddenly, the school bus flips 180 into much more pleasant visual recollections, with the help of super hot Latina model Francisca Miguel posing all kinds of sultry and sexy and barely covered for a spread in Maxim Portugal this month. It's not quite enough to get me considering going back to school, but it is just enough to get me to imagine Francisca on that bus being a very naughty schoolgirl in need of some firm discipline. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Hot Soccer Shots Will Kick You Cleavetastically

Arianny Celeste is super hot, no doubt, but she possesses yet another skill, she photographs extremely well.

Whether in photographers from the Viper Room set we shot back in June, or a newly published set of Arianny with boobs and balls soccer set in Maxim Korea, the UFC Ring Girl knows how to put on a show with her ridiculously hot body and those come hither eyes that will have you coming hither until the pain between your limbs becomes overwhelming. Yep, that powerful.

Don't believe me? Take a look at these pictures and see if the words 'must have ice pack' don't emit from your lips about 30 minutes hence. Enjoy.

Julieta Ponce Nekkid Pictures Reveal Quite Possibly the Nicest Dancer Body on the Planet

 

Whoever said dancing isn't for men totally forgets the 'hot girls make everything for dudes' overriding rule; and Julieta Ponce may just be the finest example of this principle.

The Argentinean model made her celebrity bones on Soñando por Bailar, perhaps the hottest dance show on the planet, and quickly moved on to flashing her full body wares in her home country periodicals, such as this truly magnificent spread in Maxim Argentina this past month. Wow, just wow.

The next time your buddies tell you dancing is not for dudes, you give them the big ole asterisk and mention the name Julieta Ponce. Enjoy.

Coty Alvarez Topless, Flexible, and Bountiful for Maxim and Ta-Ta-Tuesday!

 

You know of our lust for all things Big Brother related in Sudamericana, and the appreciation we feel for their super hot contestants who can't wait to get out of the show house and onto the pages of the local revealing magazines to show you whatever inch of skin wasn't revealed on the TV show.

We previously showed you delicious and DD-elightful photos of Coty Alvarez from Argentina Maxim, but now some additional photos of tremendous ta-ta-age have appeared with the sextastic Latina in all sorts of bendy, flexy, and downright passion inducing poses that we simply can not ignore, even if we tried. See if you get the same compulsion while ogling. Enjoy.

Kellie Pickler Salutes the Troops in the Most Generous Way Possible — Sextastic Photos in Maxim

We don't think or see much of Kellie Pickler. And to be honest, when we think hot blondes, the former American Idol contestant didn't really ever come to mind.

That is about to all change, thanks to an outstandingly hot set of Kellie Pickler pictures in Maxim magazine's Salute to the Troops pictorial. An honorable cause and a surprisingly hot and heavy Kellie Pickler, ll combined together in one nice bit of patriotic fireworks of the hotness variety.

We ourselves are quite ready to burst. Enjoy.