Maxim Hot 100

Arianny Celeste, Candice Swanepoel, Joanna Krupa Highlight the Hotness at the Maxim Hot 100 Party

For all it’s struggles of late, Maxim magazine and their party planners deserve credit for bringing out just one bevy of beauties type gathering for the celebration of their Maxim Hot 100 magazine edition. Naturally, there is much dispute over who makes the list, in what order, and the whole idea of lists at all, especially in an era when ‘listing’ has become synonymous with lowest common denominator content farming on the Internet. Still, who can argue, let alone not drool til parched, over the likes of Arianny Celeste and her boobtastic a’plenty along with peer hotties Candice Swanepoel, Joanna Krupa, Lacey Chabert, Greer Grammer, and more lovely lasses on full pimping display at the party’s red carpet line.

Now, the savvy ogler knows that the girls don’t linger long at these parties. It’s photo op, a few giggles and handshakes, and out the back door to either their next event or back to their pads for cucumber wraps, cold creams, and rest so they look their most stellar the next morning for their busy shooting schedules. That’s why I hang out with the staff in the alleys behind the venues. The best chance to see the girls, and, naturally, to bum some free smokes. That’s my Tuesday night. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus, Arianny Celeste, Kendra Wilkinson Highlight the Hotties at Maxim Hot 100 Party

I think I’m getting too old to complain anymore about these magazine lists of who’s the hottest celebrity. So many flaws, so little time to discuss them all. It’s an inevitably crooked venture when you first set about to tier the sextastic. And naming somebody The Hottest or The Most Beautiful, even if you weren’t doing so for crass publicity reasons, it’s a faulty process at best.

Nevertheless, Maxim still knows how to throw a party that gets some good looking women to attend. As they did last night for their Hot 100 List, including Miley Cyrus, the winner of said naming, UFC Ring Girl extraordinaire, Arianny Celeste, and former stripper turned stripper, Kendra Wilkinson, who put on her best face and body for the event celebrating good looks. Can’t say I got my invitation, but someday when I’ve got a whippersnapper nipping at my heels, I’ll probably not invite them to my events either. Everybody hates their future replacement. Enjoy.