Okay, so maybe there was a reason this time. A red carpet strut for the Fresh Air Fund in New York City. Who doesn’t support fresh air? Or Mariah Carey and her big ole knockers supporting fresh air? The 40-something diva has been making a new-new-new name for herself again bringing her massive mama mamms around toe important and well-photographed social gatherings. I suppose it’s a couple Egotastic! levels up from those celebrities who just roll up in their Ferraris and expect to be noticed. I can look at Ferraris any time I like (at least pictures of, my crowd usually has old model domestic sedans). I’ll take Mariah’s twin turbo funbags any day as far as ‘look at me’ entrances go.
Mariah, you’re not getting older, you’re just getting more central to so many of my adult nursing relationship dreams. Cute dress. Enjoy.
Mariah Carey‘s talent was in full effect at the 2014 World Music Awards. Yes, her voice but I’m talking about her legendary funbags. To say that there was spectacular cleavage action going on is a bit of and understatement. Her ta-tas were in almost full view. Her glorious boob valley is more breathtaking than the Grand Canyon and I didn’t even have to leave my couch. I’ve always been a fan of Mariah’s jugs. Since back in the day in her Honey video. You remember that? How many women performers can honestly say that they still look this good twenty years later? Not without some major plastic surgery. But Mariah still looks natural. I also love the fact that Mariah rarely isn’t showing deep cleavage. I’m sure it helps keep her lungs in top singing condition, right?
I’m going to watch the full performance online after I’m done with this post. I may revisit some of her old videos as well and relive some of my high school fantasies.
Whatever the rumors and accusations of late swirling around Terry Richardson, it hasn’t stopped celebrity hotties from heading back to his studio for some sextastic photoshoots of the simple, but memorable kind.
Take for instance Mariah Carey, and, oh, how I’d like to take her and her big motherly mammaries of delight. Mariah got into some revealing ingerie for a swell reveal of her award winning boobtasitc. She seems rather comfortable in these photos. I guess when you’re a veteran hottie like Mariah with the teats of Olympus it’s easier to feel confident in any situation. I once again applaud Mariah’s bravery, with a standing ovation and a golf clap for her curves. Just still a total yowzer. Enjoy.
Mariah Carey was spectacularly cleavtastic for a taping of The Late Show with David Letterman. Mariah’s unbelievable ta-tas were on (almost) full display in a black dress with a low plunging neckline. It’s the kind of outfit that is just asking for a wardrobe malfunction to occur. Alas, it did not. But still, the view of her funbags is incredible. I wonder if old Letterman had to take some beta blockers or something when he saw Mariah coming his way? Her boobs are the kind of thing that will put a lot of older dudes in the hospital. I’ve always wondered if Mariah can hit those crazy high notes in part because her lady lumps act like subwoofers and amplify her lung capacity. I’m not audio expert but I think that’s the case.
Mariah is one of those ladies who keeps getting better with age. I remember ogling her Honey video back in the day and she still looks amazing.
Well, Happy Birthday to Mariah Carey, who is either 44 or 45 today, depending on who you believe. Also, technically, her sweet and famous chest puppies may or may not be identical to her actual birthdate. Still, why not celebrate Mariah’s spectacular sextaculars on her birthday with a peek at a whole bunch our favorite funbag photos of Mariah.
Mariah has definitely brought much joy into our lives through the years, today, let’s blow a bit on her candles. Enjoy.
We’d be remiss if we completely overlooked the bodacious veteran hottie bust show Mariah Carey put on the other night at the tree lighting ceremony at Rockefeller Center. Much like the traditional of the Christmas Tree itself, each year an entertainer is obliged to show up and turn Christmas into a boobtastic spectacular. And thankfully so.
This is Mariah’s second year in a row and she went deep deep into her cleavage bag of tricks to make all the nice kids feel a bit naughty. I know my two lumps of coal were tingling. Gold, frankenincense, and Mariah. Still the best Christmas presents to this very day. Enjoy.
Of course, nothing in this world is hotter than a pop music radio station Hot Summer Jam. It’s hotter than the sun if you listen to the promos. While the radio deejay hype may be a bit much, we have never been able to get enough of the Mariah Carey cleavage flashes she’s been famous for through the years.
While the Mariah body has to be a bit more carefully packaged these days, the girl can still most definitely bring out her girls for special events, such at the Hot 97 Summer Jam in Jersey, where the diva gave a healthy dose of her cans to the heavily teen audience. Why buy ‘em if you’re not going to flaunt ‘em? Enjoy.