Mammarial Mondays Posts:

Tessa Fowler And Her Topless Cakes O’ Goodness for a Mammarial Monday


As my mom used to say, sometimes you just need a big ole set of lovely honkers in your face to make you happy. I think she was doing phone sex or something in the other room. Whatever it took to pay the bills, bless her heart. But no truer words have ever been spoken. How can you not lay your peeps upon the bodacious wonderments of Tessa Fowler and her squishy cakes and not feel warm and comforted all over. You don't need those pills to relieve stress. Delve your soul into a round mount of chesty sweet pillows and feel the anxiety leaving your body like so many fans at a Jaguars game. Sorry, that was called for, and yet, uncalled for.

Tessa Fowler reminds us all that it's the icing on the cake that you remember the most. The first taste, the last lick, the sweet creamy buttery goodness. Yes, I'm talking about her ta-ta's. Whoa, I do feel like I'm wrapped in a warm protective blanket. Bless you and your bodacious pair for sharing, Tessa. You are my Nobel Peace Prize winner. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out much more of Tessa's teats on her official fan page.)

Melissa Debling Topless Striptease Starts Your Kitchen Burners on a Mammarial Monday


Consider this a holiday edition of Mammarial Monday. What kind of holiday would it be if we didn't share just one faptastic pair of ridiculously hot funbags courtesy of the outstandingly alluring blonde hottie Melissa Debling and her striptease charms.

I'm sure many people are taking the day off today to celebrate their own recreational time, but not this blogger. No, sir. I'm not letting anybody go ta-ta-less on this Monday even if I have to share these blessedly hot photos of Melissa while nervously watching my ribs in the smoker. I'm always nervous about my pork products. Luckily, Melissa's hot body is like a natural Xanx, causing waves of anxiety to flee from my body as I imagine being a newborn again suckling on those perfect feeders. Ah, total Zen is achieved. Enjoy.

Suzana Kviatkoski Topless Hotness from Brazil for Your Mammarial Monday Ogling Pleasure


On the off chance you happen to completely dig hot Brazilian models with absolutely perfect bodies and really not any clothes, on this Mammarial Monday I present to you Suzana Kviatkoski, just one World Cup trophy worth of sextastic female delights from Bella da Semana.

Suazana reminds us of many things including how thankful we are to experience the treats of women through all eight or so of our senses, not to mention how much many of us miss tanlines on the sextastic ladies. But, mostly Suzana represents the hope of mankind. Or, more specifically, that somebody as ridiculously hot as Suzana will be kind to this here man. Without dreams, we are dreamless. Something like that. Suzana, call me, I will absolutely learn Portuguese before I meet your parents. Enjoy.

Rhian Sugden Topless Epic Hotness Turns the Bedroom Into a Playroom on a Mammarial Monday


Oh, Rhian Sugden, my fair-haired princess from the Old Country, how I have missed you and your fine female form. The lovely blonde bombshell with the au natural funbags a'plenty has returned in a monumentally wicked topless show in the boudoir, where someday Rhian and I shall giggle the knowing giggle of lovers, especially so since she'll probably have to be rather intoxicated for that event to ever occur in the first place.

On Mondays, we open the week with a glorification and praise of the finest chest puppies to grace the human population of this planet. Rhian Sugden not only deserves praise, she deserves sculptures in front of public fora and athletic venues. Also, maybe one statue for my game room. She is something special. Enjoy.

(For all your Rhian lusting needs, be sure to check out the Rhian Sugden official homepage.)

Hayley-Marie Coppin Blue Jean Topless Babe Makes for a Killer Mammarial Monday


I hope you celebrating your Presidents' Day holiday, by, you know, celebrating the Presidents as we all do on this festive occasion. Granted, some of us have to work through such days so that others may have their god-given right to wood, but whether you be a toiler or a  relaxer today, you can all take in the breadth and boobtastic of our hot friend Hayley-Marie Coppin, who strips out of her casual clothes like just about no other.

On Mondays, we do like to celebrate the brightest in the world of the boobtastic, the ladies who bare their glorious wares such that we may smile all over and thank ourselves for being men, or even better, Sapphic leaning women with a secret lust for sextastic ladies. Hayley-Marie Coppin shimmying out of her blue jeans fills this need rather perfectly. Round peg into round hole, as it were. Hayley, bless you for all that you do. Were it possible, I'd cast my vote for you in the next Presidential election. I still might actually. Enjoy.

(Check out more, much more, of Hayley-Marie Coppin on her official website, Hayley's Secrets.)

Emma K Topless Kinky Hotness With a Riding Crop for Mammarial Monday


I'm a simple man. Give me one ridiculously fine blonde hottie with outstanding chestal treats with a riding crop and some naughty leather chaps and I'm pretty much set on my fantasy fulfillment front for the current moon.

Emma K is truly on lust inducing fine female form with boobtatic delivered straight from the heavens. You give her a kinky mistress edge and I'm about to fall into a heap of melted pieces. Ever so fine to celebrate the best and the most bodacious on a Mammarial Monday back to the grind. Mmm, Emma K, grind. That is the dream. Enjoy.

India Reynolds Topless in Tights for a Very Merry Mammarial Monday


Ah, hot girls in tights. Most definitely on my list of 17,164 approved, condoned, and otherwise delightful fetishes involving sextastic women with ridiculously hot bodies. Those tights on super bodacious India Reynolds, well the perfect accompaniment to perfectly positioned special winter melons. I feel like I might break into song. If only I knew a ditty about a girl with an amazing rack stripping down to just her pink tights in the office place.

On Mondays, we kick off the work week with an absolutely dedication to all that is round and soft and designed to turn frowns into smiles. The righteous chest puppies on India Reynolds makes me want to share a grin with the entire world. Enjoy.