I firmly, but tenderly believe that boobs can save the world. Funbags are designed for two explicit purposes. To engender mating and calm nerves. I don’t see what other types of medicines or cures we could ever need as a people. Sedate and calm and making many babies. That’s how I imagine Utopia, you know, provided I’m heavily involved in that reproductive process and primarily with girls as fine and as buxom bodacious as Jessica Davies, kind enough to provide peeks at her sweet blessed peaks from within arms lengths.
Selfies really have become a double edged sword. There are the constant and tired mugs of your friends on Facebook and Kris Jenner, then there are hallelujah for technology moments like Jessica flashing her own hooters. I suppose that is the nature of all inventions and innovations, they can be used for good or bad. Jessica, these are very very good. Enjoy.
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As my mom used to say, sometimes you just need a big ole set of lovely honkers in your face to make you happy. I think she was doing phone sex or something in the other room. Whatever it took to pay the bills, bless her heart. But no truer words have ever been spoken. How can you not lay your peeps upon the bodacious wonderments of Tessa Fowler and her squishy cakes and not feel warm and comforted all over. You don’t need those pills to relieve stress. Delve your soul into a round mount of chesty sweet pillows and feel the anxiety leaving your body like so many fans at a Jaguars game. Sorry, that was called for, and yet, uncalled for.
Tessa Fowler reminds us all that it’s the icing on the cake that you remember the most. The first taste, the last lick, the sweet creamy buttery goodness. Yes, I’m talking about her ta-ta’s. Whoa, I do feel like I’m wrapped in a warm protective blanket. Bless you and your bodacious pair for sharing, Tessa. You are my Nobel Peace Prize winner. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out much more of Tessa’s teats on her official fan page.)
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Consider this a holiday edition of Mammarial Monday. What kind of holiday would it be if we didn’t share just one faptastic pair of ridiculously hot funbags courtesy of the outstandingly alluring blonde hottie Melissa Debling and her striptease charms.
I’m sure many people are taking the day off today to celebrate their own recreational time, but not this blogger. No, sir. I’m not letting anybody go ta-ta-less on this Monday even if I have to share these blessedly hot photos of Melissa while nervously watching my ribs in the smoker. I’m always nervous about my pork products. Luckily, Melissa’s hot body is like a natural Xanx, causing waves of anxiety to flee from my body as I imagine being a newborn again suckling on those perfect feeders. Ah, total Zen is achieved. Enjoy.
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On the off chance you happen to completely dig hot Brazilian models with absolutely perfect bodies and really not any clothes, on this Mammarial Monday I present to you Suzana Kviatkoski, just one World Cup trophy worth of sextastic female delights from Bella da Semana.
Suazana reminds us of many things including how thankful we are to experience the treats of women through all eight or so of our senses, not to mention how much many of us miss tanlines on the sextastic ladies. But, mostly Suzana represents the hope of mankind. Or, more specifically, that somebody as ridiculously hot as Suzana will be kind to this here man. Without dreams, we are dreamless. Something like that. Suzana, call me, I will absolutely learn Portuguese before I meet your parents. Enjoy.
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Oh, Rhian Sugden, my fair-haired princess from the Old Country, how I have missed you and your fine female form. The lovely blonde bombshell with the au natural funbags a’plenty has returned in a monumentally wicked topless show in the boudoir, where someday Rhian and I shall giggle the knowing giggle of lovers, especially so since she’ll probably have to be rather intoxicated for that event to ever occur in the first place.
On Mondays, we open the week with a glorification and praise of the finest chest puppies to grace the human population of this planet. Rhian Sugden not only deserves praise, she deserves sculptures in front of public fora and athletic venues. Also, maybe one statue for my game room. She is something special. Enjoy.
(For all your Rhian lusting needs, be sure to check out the Rhian Sugden official homepage.)
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I hope you celebrating your Presidents’ Day holiday, by, you know, celebrating the Presidents as we all do on this festive occasion. Granted, some of us have to work through such days so that others may have their god-given right to wood, but whether you be a toiler or a relaxer today, you can all take in the breadth and boobtastic of our hot friend Hayley-Marie Coppin, who strips out of her casual clothes like just about no other.
On Mondays, we do like to celebrate the brightest in the world of the boobtastic, the ladies who bare their glorious wares such that we may smile all over and thank ourselves for being men, or even better, Sapphic leaning women with a secret lust for sextastic ladies. Hayley-Marie Coppin shimmying out of her blue jeans fills this need rather perfectly. Round peg into round hole, as it were. Hayley, bless you for all that you do. Were it possible, I’d cast my vote for you in the next Presidential election. I still might actually. Enjoy.
(Check out more, much more, of Hayley-Marie Coppin on her official website, Hayley’s Secrets.)
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I’m a simple man. Give me one ridiculously fine blonde hottie with outstanding chestal treats with a riding crop and some naughty leather chaps and I’m pretty much set on my fantasy fulfillment front for the current moon.
Emma K is truly on lust inducing fine female form with boobtatic delivered straight from the heavens. You give her a kinky mistress edge and I’m about to fall into a heap of melted pieces. Ever so fine to celebrate the best and the most bodacious on a Mammarial Monday back to the grind. Mmm, Emma K, grind. That is the dream. Enjoy.
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