Egotastic
Let's not beat around the bush, there was little bush in this past week's roundup of the small screen cable TV fare for mature audiences. Very little skin. In fact, when people ask us why we show Lena Dunham from Girls on here, even though she's perhaps not prototypical Egotastic! celebrity material, it's because we give her bold bonus points for getting nekkid on her own show, despite, you know, reminding me a bit of the first and last time I peeped the ladies in the locker room at Curves. We credit risk-taking women.
And, True Blood opened with a bit of a boobtastic whimper itself, Season Five kicking off last night without much of it's noteworthy nekkidness, though it did feature a cool bit of butt shots of the covered topless Kelly Overton. We also got another bras-and-bedroom scene from the ever hot Alexis Bledel in Mad Men and more more cleavage from Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Client List. All in all, it was redeemable, but a 3 out of 10 on the faptastic scale. Enjoy.
Jessica Pare Bikini Pictures Retro Hotness for ‘Mad Men’
I must admit to having lost some track of the Mad Men series, that show about advertisers in 1960's New York that everybody talks about but very few people actually watch. Of course, we do keep track of the best parts of all shows for you, including Mad Men and the delightfully gappy-toothed Jessica Pare and her sensational body.
Jessica was decked out in a 60's style bikini on the set of the show in Hawaii, because, well, what TV show doesn't go to Hawaii by it's fifth or sixth season, but the benefit to us oglers was a solid view of Jessica in her colorful two-piece, albeit hiding herself beneath a large floppy hat and sunglasses (the international signal of 'don't be surprised if I'm not as hot as you think when these Ms. Potatohead accessories come off in the bedroom'). Still, we've seen enough Jessica to know what we're dealing with and what we're dealing with is one alluring Cannuckian actress with a killer body. Enjoy.