Despite my increasing laziness to clip together a video for you hard reading audience members, this was actually a pretty inspiring Boob Tube Roundup weekend on the small screen in terms of sextastic skin. Some of it only rated PG-13, but we’re collectively man enough to still use a little imagination when it comes to virtually undressing some ridiculously hot looking ladies of our future dreams.
This weeks’ Boob Tube Roundup included Jessica Pare flashing sideboob in Mad Men (yes, this was last week’s episode, but now I’m catching up), the desperately alluring Eiza Gonzalez and a few of her hot stripper friends in the new episode of Robert Rodriguez’s From Dusk Till Dawn TV series, and Josephine Gillan and her outrageously plump udders in Game of Thrones. Check them out in photo form and report back on your feelings. Just not to me, please. Tell a buddy. Enjoy.
I must admit to having lost some track of the Mad Men series, that show about advertisers in 1960′s New York that everybody talks about but very few people actually watch. Of course, we do keep track of the best parts of all shows for you, including Mad Men and the delightfully gappy-toothed Jessica Pare and her sensational body.
Jessica was decked out in a 60′s style bikini on the set of the show in Hawaii, because, well, what TV show doesn’t go to Hawaii by it’s fifth or sixth season, but the benefit to us oglers was a solid view of Jessica in her colorful two-piece, albeit hiding herself beneath a large floppy hat and sunglasses (the international signal of ‘don’t be surprised if I’m not as hot as you think when these Ms. Potatohead accessories come off in the bedroom’). Still, we’ve seen enough Jessica to know what we’re dealing with and what we’re dealing with is one alluring Cannuckian actress with a killer body. Enjoy.
Bikinis, Mad Men
Let’s not beat around the bush, there was little bush in this past week’s roundup of the small screen cable TV fare for mature audiences. Very little skin. In fact, when people ask us why we show Lena Dunham from Girls on here, even though she’s perhaps not prototypical Egotastic! celebrity material, it’s because we give her bold bonus points for getting nekkid on her own show, despite, you know, reminding me a bit of the first and last time I peeped the ladies in the locker room at Curves. We credit risk-taking women.
And, True Blood opened with a bit of a boobtastic whimper itself, Season Five kicking off last night without much of it’s noteworthy nekkidness, though it did feature a cool bit of butt shots of the covered topless Kelly Overton. We also got another bras-and-bedroom scene from the ever hot Alexis Bledel in Mad Men and more more cleavage from Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Client List. All in all, it was redeemable, but a 3 out of 10 on the faptastic scale. Enjoy.
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Some new shows, and looking forward to some old shows coming back, and then just still admiring the shizz out of Game of Thrones, even though they’ve decided to put a blanket on most all of the female skin in the show. That’s the short summation of this week’s Boob Tube Roundup, a skintastic highlight of the headlights featured on the small screen this past week.
This week’s Roundup includes Alexis Bledel somehow not showing her nips in a truly boobtastic revealing fur coat in Mad Men, Jessica Pare bra flash in the same, newcomer Jemima Kirke getting the boy bone in Girls, and hotties Willa Ford and Olga Kurylenko flashing bare shower bodies in the Florida 50′s mob show, Magic City. It’s throwbacks to udder goodness. Enjoy.
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There are a bunch of shows returning to our Boob Tube lineup soon, but in the meanwhile, we’re still getting noteworthy sextastic performances fron the likes of Natalia Tena who was a real standout in this past week’s episode of the almighty awesome Game of Thrones, flashing some devious topless wickedness that is not to be missed.
Joining Natalia this week in the Boob Tube perfect circles of honor are Gina McKee for a brief, but pointed bit of see-through wonderment in The Borgias and a surprising bit of bra flash (I know, not much, but there it is, basic cable) from Alexis Bledel, yep, that Alexis Bledel, guest appearing on Mad Men. Enjoy.
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We got some new blood in the weekly boob tube lineup, the sinfully delicious bits of flesh and panties covered hot thespianics that fill our cable TV world; it’s sort of a like a refreshing cleanse for the pond with some new fish, and as an ogling fisherman, I couldn’t be happier.
This week’s small screen sextastic includes the return of Natalie Dormer of Tudors topless fame to an equally delicious skin filled role in Game of Thrones, Cherilyn Wilson making a whorish PG-13 appearance in Mad Men, Kellie Blaise all kinds of naughty in The Borgias, Lena Durham in the newly launches ‘super real’ show for girls, called, creatively, Girls, and Jennifer Love Hewitt earning Lifetime it’s first ever clip in these parts that I can remember, but her rack is worth it. Enjoy.
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As the weather gets warmer, so do the temperatures rise on our favorite sextastic cable television shows, with this past weekend offering up a bevy of boobtastic wonderful courtesy of these just-for-the-grownups small screen gems.
This week’s boob tube roundup includes a bittersweet hello and goodbye to the equine misfortune that was HBO’s short-lived Luck, with topless beauty Weronika Rosati, a memorable season premiere of Mad Men featuring Jessica Pare being as naughty as one can be on basica cable, Anna Wood toples in House of Lies, returned after a brief hiatus, and a bunch of other must-see small screen skinematic clips from that little box that gives us so much hotness these days. Enjoy.
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