London Fashion Week

Kate Beckinsale Tighty Whiteys Put Her Bum in MILFtastic Perspective

I’m not sure when or how this happened, but super hot mommy Kate Beckinsale dropped off our radars the past several month as the sextastic thespianic who was so busy pimping and promoting her films in 2012 seemed to drop off the Hottieville map for an extended duration of late, and that simply is not good for our hearts.

Thankfully, Kiss Me Everywhere Kate felt obliged to make a good showing off it for the Burberry event in her home country for London Fashion Week, appearing in a form fitting white skirt that while quite innocent, left us quite breathless every time she took a stride that revealed her MILFtastic glutes.

Oh, Kate, please come back to us in stretch pants and tiny tops and the like very soon. We need you as a child needs its mother, really exactly like that, only a tad bit raunchier in execution. Enjoy

 

Kelly Brook Saves London Fashion Week with Titanic Cleavage

Once again we have to thank the largely nonsensical fashion and apparel industries for producing events that bring out the super hotties.

In this case, the indomitable curvaceous sweet-stuff, Kelly Brook, flouncing a couple major island’s worth of cleavage at London Fashion Week. Yep, as all the hoity toity gathered to view fashions that most of us could never afford, let alone even comprehend, out came Kelly Brook’s chest puppies like a beacon of hope for all women loving men forced to be in attendance at the show. Truly, a prayer answered. Well, two if you’re counting both of her invaluable visual assets. Enjoy.