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Tamara Ecclestone Lingerie Pictures Depict a Sexy Young Heiress Who I Might Just Have to Marry

Look, whether it be for love or money, or, more precisely, the love of money, as much as my pure lust-meter drives me in various sexy celebrity directions, I've come to the age as a practical man when I realize that being 'kept' may be the preferred method of future existence. And one could be kept my much worse than brunette model heiress Tamara Ecclestone, heiress along with her sister to the Formula One racing fortune, estimated well in excess of one billion dollars.

Featured in this month's Loaded magazine, the freshly single heiress flashes a killer lingerie body that you'd normally have to pay to see, but since she doesn't need the dough, I'm assuming beggarly 24x7 kissing up will serve in its place, and I am fully prepared to kiss that ass all the way to the bank, or the bedroom, or both.

Yes, growing up means giving up on childish dreams and building a more pragmatic life model, and I believe mine just might involve winters in the South of France. Enjoy.

Louise Thompson Covered Topless and Made Super Fine in Chelsea

Unless you're of the British nationality, you've probably yet to see the craptastic goodness that is Made in Chelsea, the latest in the limey lines of reality shows about groups of young hot English blokes and birds doing stupid shit half-nekkid for the cameras, like the Jersey Shore, but with proper grammar.

Of course, the reason men watch any of these shows are to see the hot women necessarily cast on these low-comedy clunkers to give them some sense of watchability, and for Made in Chelsea, Louise Thompson is definitely more than watchable.

Louise is cast among the upper-crusty Chelsea denizen as a college student, but her fake resume is less important than her smoking hot brunette looks, which she blessedly puts on near-full display in this month's Loaded magazine. Louise in her panties and bra, or just hand-bra, reminds us that while our personal success rate with hot rich chicks can be easily rounded down toward zero, it remains ever the dream. Enjoy.

Danica Thrall and Rhian Sugden Make Out Just Like in My Dreams in Sextastic Loaded Photo Spread

Granted, the photos are done to hide us the full beauties of Celebrity Big Brother contestants and sweet hot blonde Britty glamour models Danica Thrall and Rhian Sugden, but once I saw the blindfolds and the the kissing, well, I just had to label this Loaded photoshoot as downright genius.

Let's be honest, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts when it comes to two ridiculously hot women binding each other in silken ties atop a bed dressed only in lingerie and topless bodies pressed up against one another. In fact, that whole is just plain awesome. Check out Danica and Rhian and see if more than one of these images aren't ripped straight from your overnight R.E.M. time fantasies. Enjoy.

Holly Henderson Topless Pictures Will WAG Your Attenion

 

I feel like the WAG moniker is getting a bit tarnished these days as it becomes so easily interchanged with just plain old-fashioned locker room wenches. Wife and Girlfriend should have some meaning beyond just chick who bangs around a lot with professional athletes, not that there's anything wrong with that, either as a hobby or professionally speaking. Somebody needs to keep the wheels of the sports world greased for the big games. But a WAG? That seems to connote some level of reciprocal admission by the dude in question. Like, 'yeah, she's my lady' level of commitment.

Enter the curious case of Holly Henderson. A woman who seems to be attempting the Kardashian track to British celebrity-dom by way of getting around with pro athletes and working it into a reality show career. A WAG or just something that rhymes with WAG but stars with S-L but we are too gentlemanly to utter aloud. Nevertheless, this by no means does not mean we will not be checking out Holly Henderson in her Confessions of a WAG pictorial in this month's Loaded magazine. I mean, moral judgements are pretty damn boring, but hot flashing funbags, they're always in season. And Holly Henderson's seasonals are reason enough to put her on our radar. Enjoy.

You Know Who Knows How to Celebrate the Olympics Properly? Rosie Jones and Her Magnificent Melons Do

 

You might be painting your face right about now with national team colors, you might be clearing off space on your DVR to make sure you get all 107 hours of equestrian event coverage, and you may even be tattooing five interconnected colorful circles on your scrotal regions, all to show your sign of enthusiasm for today's kickoff of the 2012 Summer Olympics, but, none of you have got my Olympics fan attention quite like Rosie Jones.

In her new pictorial for Loaded magazine, Rosie Jones shows precisely what it takes to be one of the hottest women in the nation given the privilege of hosting the Olympic games. It takes glorious pride and glorious funbags to complete this mission, and Rosie Jones has them both in spades. Though I'd prefer the latter in my two hands. Enjoy.

Sabine Jemeljanova and Ellis Cooper Topless and Fully Visually Loaded

 

We really are beginning to have a super kind of crazy lust crush on Sabine Jemeljanova. And it's not just because we finally figured out how to spell her name. This British transplant hottie appears with gal pal (that term should only be applied by men when referring to two topless women playing together on camera) Ellis Cooper, who's name sounds like she should be an American League shortstop, but she's not, she's another wicked Brit glamour girl, the two appearing side by side, ta by ta, in the current edition of Loaded magazine, a periodical celebration of all things Limey and sextastic.

It's really hard to put my feelings upon seeing these pictures into words, so I got out my rocking Crayola 64-color crayon set and free-formed the word 'Delicious' in Burnt Sienna on a piece of typing paper. Then I wept. I might need to stop looking. But you should start. Enjoy.

Lucy Pinder Topless Hot and Amazing in Loaded Magazine

 
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I saw the movie Polar Express where the crazy-eyed little animated kid learned from Tom Hanks that he just needed to BELIEVE in Santa Claus and then I guess he would get presents for life or something. I don't exactly remember because those little Children of the Corn eyes in all the little cartoon kids in that movie gives me nightmares to this day, but I do remember, that if you only believe, then all your dreams can come true.

For several years now I have believed that Lucy Pinder is one of the world's greatest glamorous funbag treasures. Okay, not that I was alone in this regard, but I did believe that she deserved far more attention, and, let's call it, exhibition space. I didn't need Tom Hanks dressed in a conductor suit to teach me that Lucy's fabulous chest puppies and her hot looks, when properly combined, could bring a smile even to Victoria Beckham's face (obviously, that's not a real life example). And, through all this belief, the time has finally come that Lucy Pinder is getting her due, just appearing left and right and up and down.

In the July edition of Loaded magazine, Lucy Pinder just tops them all with her beautiful round tops and wicked come-hither looks. In fact, I've been coming hither for the past three hours just checking out Lucy. I invite you to experience the same. Enjoy.