Look, whether it be for love or money, or, more precisely, the love of money, as much as my pure lust-meter drives me in various sexy celebrity directions, I've come to the age as a practical man when I realize that being 'kept' may be the preferred method of future existence. And one could be kept my much worse than brunette model heiress Tamara Ecclestone, heiress along with her sister to the Formula One racing fortune, estimated well in excess of one billion dollars.
Featured in this month's Loaded magazine, the freshly single heiress flashes a killer lingerie body that you'd normally have to pay to see, but since she doesn't need the dough, I'm assuming beggarly 24x7 kissing up will serve in its place, and I am fully prepared to kiss that ass all the way to the bank, or the bedroom, or both.
Yes, growing up means giving up on childish dreams and building a more pragmatic life model, and I believe mine just might involve winters in the South of France. Enjoy.