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Bregje Heinen Lingerie Photos Will Dutch Up Your Shorts

I think Bregje Heinen has what they call a fierce model look. I shall let you know as soon as my eyeballs reach above her neck. I kid! Naturally, Bregje Heinen is one crazy hot all over Dutch model here modeling little bits of lingerie for your gentleman ogling viewing pleasure. While her photo presence may be somewhat modified through software procedures, make no mistake about it, we'd all throw each other off the bridge if Bregje so commanded us in order to be her date to the malt shop for the evening.

Sometimes, I look at sextastic ladies in lingerie and think to myself, boy, that girl sure would make a lovely girlfriend to take to the next office party. But mostly I think about ripping off their lacy bits with my teeth and turning on the Zeppelin to drown out the my own primal moans lest the neighbors call Animal Control on my again. That's always embarrassing. Enjoy.

Sahara Santos Sextastic in Black Bustier

Sometimes I like to imagine that even over in London, photographers are working with a sultry hottie like Brazilian model Sahara Santos and thinking to themselves, hmm, let's do something today that will drive Bill at Egotastic quite crazy. Well, success if that was your goal, good sir, because the combination of the dark brooding sextastic of music video vixen and hottie model Sahara Santos and that little black body squeezing number has me all up in my tingles.

Wow, that surely would be a pleasant sight to come home to after a long hard day at work. Not that I have those, but even from a short not so hard day, finding Sahara wrapped in some black satin with her body presented like the world's best Christmas gift, that would be a thing alright. I promise I'd keep it a secret too, just me and a couple million of my friends I'd have to let in on my good fortune. With photos and videos naturally too. Sahara, like so many of your Brazilian lady model friends, you do so inspire. Enjoy.

Nicole Meyer Knows How to Model Bras and Panties

South African model Nicole Meyer has a special gift. She might actually have multiple gifts, who knows, maybe she's a piano prodigy, but the one we're gathered here to celebrate is how amazingly smoking hot she looks modeling panties and bras for Ann Christine's Intimates Collection. I don't know who Ann Christine is, but I bet she's happy to see the sultry hot looks and stellar female form of Nicole Meyer modeling her silky undies. I know I'd love Nicole to model the lingerie I've been designing in my living room since I was first able to pretend to pattern and sew for the models I bring over to my place for fake fashion shows.

Not just any sextastic fine lady can model little bits of shiny lace to such utter perfection. There's an art to it. Nicole Meyer is something of a master crafts woman. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sextastic In Lingerie for the Summer

For those of you who don't follow the lingerie world quite like I do, lingerie is actually seasonal. I think you're supposed to wear different bits of silk and lace depending on the time of year. I don't mean you, I mean, incredibly sextastic ladies like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley who is the face, err, body, of Marks & Spencer lingerie looks including their new looks for this coming summer. You do not want to get caught in last season's undies, oh faux pas.

I'm particularly less concerned with calendar adjustments to Rosie's undergarments, and more concerned with desperately watching the soft fabrics slip and slide around her heavenly body. When the season comes that those teasy little bits of clothing fall off, please wake me from my hibernation. It's clearly feeding time. Enjoy.

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Anais Pouliot Covered Topless in Victoria’s Secret

French Canadian hottie Anais Pouliot is in all her slightly covered topless glory in this month's Victoria's Secret. Anais is just barely concealing her chesticles from view in these pictures. She is also sporting a flower crown. It's all very nymphlike, if nymphs wore frilly lingerie. I like to believe that if nymphs had money they might venture to the local mall to purchase a nice garter belt of bustier. Unfortunately, they don't actually exist. Still, the effect of Anais' photos is both shy and coquettish and super hot. I think it's probably due to her French Canadian heritage. Canadians tend to be fairly reserved unless they are at a hockey game. But the French are all about the sexy sex. I was once in Paris and I saw more breasts out in the wild than I've ever encountered before. This Quebec must be a magical place.

I'm going to have to get a hold of this April Victoria's Secret catalog. You know, for research. It is both my job and my duty.

Elizabeth Loaiza Models Lingerie And Bikinis For Lenceria Le Bon

Colombian model Elizabeth Loaiza showed off her considerable assets in a photo shoot for Lenceria Le Bon lingerie and bikinis. Some models do bathing suits well while others know how to rock underwear. Elizabeth is that rare type that does both with equal sexiness. Throw on a pair of high heels and you've got something really special. Elizabeth's funbags are clearly a work of art. They make me want to buy her dad, mom, and all living ancestors a beer for making her. But her shapely hips and butt are what make these pictures such a joy to look at. That, my friends, is what comes from generations of people eating arroz and frijoles for three meals a day. Well, that and being a really hot chick. My ancestors also ate that stuff and no one asks me to model lingerie.

I believe that Elizabeth in lingerie and high heels is just the thing that Colombia needs to get out of its recent woes. Who wants to traffic drugs or kill anyone when you can just look at her? I say they should put her on their flag.

Kelly Hall Has a Body to Die For, Or Live for If You Have a Chance

We're used to seeing British beauty Kelly Hall in less clothes, but I must say she works the lingerie two pieces like nobody's business in this killer spread in Zoo magazine. Sometimes, you do need to see a woman in skivvies before you can truly appreciate her nekkid craft. It's like watching the chef prepare the meal. Anticipations makes everything taste that much better.

Kelly Hall, you continue to amaze and astound and provide us with boobtastic hope. I don't care how people traditionally categories heroes and saints, you're definitely one of mine. Or can their mighty idols cause one million men to feel vital in the span of one second? I think not. Bless you, Kelly Hall.

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