Lingerie Posts:

Karlie Kloss Lingerie Pictures Put the Windy City in Your Sails

Do we favor super hot model Karlie Kloss because she's born in Chi-Town, one of our seven favorite cities in the world? Don't be foolish. Like any other man, we favor Karlie Kloss because she's ridiculously hot and has a body we'd like to cover in honey and then play a game of hungry naughty Pooh Bear.

And Victoria's Secret knows the same, snatching up Karlie in their increasingly large stable of the world's most sextastic women used in promotion of their silken bras and panties. And Karlie does not disappoint. We instinctively found ourselves calling Claudia, our V.S. sales rep, and handing over our Diner's Club credit card number to her to max out on new little underthings for our closet of near-shame. Such is the power of smoking hot women wearing next to nothing. How can you fight? Enjoy.

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Not Nearly as Sextastic as a Gallery Full of Victoria’s Secret Models

They aired the previously taped Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last night on CBS, but we already brought you most of the good photos from the taping last month, and, let's be honest, as much as we respect the god-blessed work of the people at V.S. and really all lingerie makers everywhere, the show has become geared toward women more and more each year, as evidenced by the flowery costumes, dramatic staging, and inclusion of pop music stars. Honestly, when is the last time a man said he wished a hot model wore more feathers on the catwalk?

Still, while the show has gone Broadway, let us not forget the intensely sextastic underpinnings of the V.S. fashion line, that being, the literal angels who model the designs. From Miranda Kerr to Candice Swanepoel to Doutzen Kroes to Alessandra Ambrosio, some of the finest women don skimpy bits of silk and lace for the clothing retailer and we've capture a bunch of our favorites to share with you.

Rather than watch your DVR'd copy of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, peer through this gallery of some of the sexiest women on the planet in bras and panties and not much else. You'll thank me later. Enjoy.

Shanina Shaik Lingerie Pictures Show What Happens When You Mix a Hot Body With Tiny Underthings

We haven't seen sweet and sextastic Aussie model Shanina Shaik in some time, so imagine my surprise while perusing various department store lingerie catalogs (hey, it's my job, and somebody's got to do it), Shanina didn't appear like a heavenly hot creature in little bits of silk and lace in the intimate apparel promos for Nordstrom's.

Now, we see many superb and supremely faptastic lingerie bodies on this website, and we can't possibly show you each and every single one of them, but you know what? We're going to damn well try. Because to miss a long leering look at the ridiculously wicked body of Shanina Shaik, well, that'd be a true sin. Enjoy.

Dita Von Teese Launches London Lingerie Line in Sextastic Fashion

If there's somebody who knows lingerie well, I mean, even better than we do here, it's got to be Dita Von Teese, who strips down to her own for a living.

Now, Dita is launching a lingerie line of her own in London, don't you know even burlesque dancers loves them some money, and we love to see hot girls in skimpy little underthings, so this all kind of works out perfectly.

Yes, while the birthday suit remains the untouched king, err, queen, of all fashion statements for sextastic ladies, lingerie is not all that far behind for those of us who don't mind a tiny bit of workaround to reach the Promised Land. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Lingerie Pictures Hot Enough to Roast Your Chestnuts

And we're not talking open fire here, we're talking flames of insane lust at the sight of our Danish delight, our absolute lock pick for worldwide hotness recognition, Nina Agdal, promoting the ever-loving heck out of Yeni Inci lingerie line. And do so with great aplomb, or, with her plums, or, really both.

Now, to say that we've needed plastic sheeting on our carpets since the day we first laid eyes on Nina Agdal, well, that is an understatement of dry cleaning proportions (and, trust me when I say that walking into a dry cleaners with a throw rug over your shoulder with a 'Lewinsky' problem is not easy to do with a straight face). We just think Nina is the bomb. The sexy bomb. And you know what bombs do. Somebody call the cleaners. Enjoy.

Aurelia Gliwski Lingerie Pictures Bring the Sweet Thunder From Down Under

We love it when we get to introduce a brand new sextastic celebrity on Egotastic! It's the closest we'll ever come to experiencing the miracle of birthing a child, it's kind of like stretching our own canals to bring you a wondrous gift. In this case, the supremely hot Aussie model Aurelia Gliwski.

Featured in Collette Dinnigan Lingerie photoshoot, the sweet Australian lends one wicked hot body for one kitschy retro bit of bra and panties hotness that has us in some kind of leopard heat. We're feeling animal and we have Aurelia Gliwski to thank. Enjoy.

Anais Pouliot Lingerie Pictures To Heat Up Your Winter Collections

Pretty to fall in love (well, fall in love again if you remember the topless photos of Anais Pouliot from last year) with this sextastic French Canadian model, Anais Pouliot, who is featured in little pits of lingerie for the Oysho Winter 2012 collection.

Now, lingerie is for most women, not for every woman, but for any woman who looks like Anais Pouliot, it ought be mandatory, and not being familiar with the laws of Quebec, I like to think it already is. Imagine coming home to this woman pouting on your bed. Yes, she might be a handful, but, yes, she is a handful. Enjoy.

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