Lingerie Posts:

Fanny Francois Lingerie and Bikini Euro-Hotness

We haven't seen Fanny Francois in some time around these parts, but the super hot Belgian model has never left a certain gray to dark gray matter area of my mind since first we saw her in the inaugural edition of Treats magazine. She's back and modeling lingerie and swimwear for Huit and looking all kinds of amazingly sextastic and lady-like.

I can't imagine this isn't going to help skyrocket sales of little two piece fun time clothing with women hoping to look, if not to feel, like Fanny Francois. With a name like Fanny, you know she's fun. Now you also know she's crazy hot and fun. I'd love nothing more than a private showing. For business purposes only, natural. Wait until she finds out what business I'm in. Enjoy.

Kea Ho Nipples Barely Contained In Her Lingerie for Water Pimping Shoot

Let's get this out of the way. Kea Ho is Hawaiian singer Don Ho's model daughter. I don't mean she's a model daughter like a model citizen, I mean, she's his daughter, and a model, and I think had a few roles now in a couple movies. She's also 138 water pimping sextastic as the beverage marketer continues its nearly daily shoot of hot women about the beaches and byways of Southern California for some purpose yet to unfold.

Kea seems excited by the opportunity to lay in the water in swimsuits and lingerie. Her nipples seems ever so desperate to escape their bosomy wardrobe clutches. Nothing like nipples to sell designer water. Or milk. Enjoy.

Jennette McCurdy Lingerie Selfies Are Leaked, Peeked, and Have Me All-Around Geeked

Like some of the finer things in life, nobody knows exactly where they came from. But suffice it to say these apparent Jennette McCurdy lingerie selfies are going to speed around the Interweb at the speed of light squared. I'm not sure if that's possible, but let's just say as fast as Ellen's Oscars selfies, but an infinity or so times more interesting.

We've been fans of Jennette McCurdy, the iCarly sidekick since, well, iCarly. A cutie hottie with a killer smile and a body that seems hell bent on sending her or us or both to Hell. Now, you can see much more of it. I'm sure we'll hear much more about these photos in the coming minutes, hours, and days. As well as hopes and prayers that even showier ones exist. I'm lighting candles as we speak. Enjoy.

More Lingerie Goodies from Helen Flanagan in Lace and Less

Our friends at Nuts sure are leaking these Helen Flanagan lingerie goodies out like a clever Santa Claus. I'm assuming she shot many at one time, but different sets keep coming forward like mana dropping from heaven and I couldn't be more pleased, well, in my shorts.

Helen Flanagan has one of the finest female forms on the face of this planet. Her contribution to the world of sextastic celebrity is still very much in its infancy, and yet, it's already climbing to great heights. A crazy hot woman in tiny bits of lace and stockings will do that to you. Even when you expect greatness, you will still be surprised. That is why women are infinitely more awesome then men. The ability to drop jaws over and over again. Enjoy.

Georgia Salpa Lingerie Curvy and Fully Loaded

Georgia Salpa has a body I'd love to be invited to be invited to survey for a topographical map. The blogger than went up a hill and came down a mountain over and over again until he was chafed and exhausted. The Irish-Greek Britty styled model just has the entire bodacious brunette thing working double time. It might be triple time, I'm still counting.

Featured in the current edition of Loaded magazine, Georgia Salpa and some bras and panties go a long way toward cementing a solid place in the hot model body Pantheon for the Lady Salpa. Those killer curves are roads to die on, or for, or just pressed up against and suffocating with a smile. Georgia, you are killing me. Enjoy.

Check Out the Behind the Scenes Video of Georgia in Loaded »

Helen Flanagan Likes to Show Off Her Undies (We Oblige Her By Staring)

At some point, Helen Flanagan is going to take off all her clothes and either the world will end, or it will just feel like that as the paramedics place the oxygen mask over my face and tell me to calm down, the doctors might be able to still save my private parts. For now, Helen seems quite content showing off in little bits of lingerie and teasy flasher coats, like the world's best cocktail party date. I've never actually been to a cocktail party, unless you count keggers, but I'm imagining.

Helen Flanagan has quietly gone from humble Britty soap star to one of the world's most desirable blondes. When those clothes do come off, her rocket is going to launch itself into the stratosphere of sextastic popularity. It's times like these I'm happy I chose the profession of 'Visual Arts Assistant' as I write down on all official and government forms. Enjoy.

Helen Flanagan Lingerie Pictures Continue Their Nuts Hot Run

I'm not sure if Helen Flanagan took a whole mess of wicked hot lingerie photos for our friends at Nuts, or if she keeps going back every couple days in her undies for more photos. I just know I don't want them to stop coming. She truly is a British National Treasure. And while she is still sort of mostly refusing to do anything fully frontal and memorably amazing, there is word that Helen might be gearing up for a Playboy shoot sometime this year. That might just throw me into some kind of cardiac arrhythmia. But, the good kind.

Helen Flanagan has one of our very favorite bodies on this entire planet. Lingerie is most definitely nice, but, c'mon, Helen, happiness doesn't just run on peeks and promises, it needs wish fulfillment. I trust you'll do your part. Stiff upper lip and all that jazz. Enjoy.