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Billie Faiers Lingerie Pictures Just in Time for Christmas Cleavage Spectacular

By Bill Swift | December 21, 2012 @ 9:58 am

Billie Faiers Boobtastic Lingerie Photoshoot for Nuts Magazine December 2012

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It's been another solid year of boobtastic contributions from the girls of The Only Way Is Essex, just big ole funbags in all manners of display. But perhaps no display finer than TOWIE Billie Faiers in her cleavetastic lingerie appearance in Nuts magazine.

Now, you know we love glorious funbags, we so desperately dig hot British birds, and we are abnormally large fans of lingerie, so when you mix the three together, we've got little to say but 'thank you, Santa'. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Lingerie Pictures Are Actually Pretty Damn Hot

By Bill Swift | December 11, 2012 @ 10:24 am

Kim Kardashian in Lingerie for Factice Magazine Issue 16

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Giving credit where credit is due, and, we do, Kim Kardashian looks mighty fine in her lingerie pictures for Factice magazine. Now, we're not sure whether these photos were taken prior to the KK binge eating weeks of September, but in either case, if we're going to have some fun with Kim when looking Titanic-esque, we're going to stand up and says she looks hot when she does.

We can see in these photos why Kim attracts high profile athletes and rap stars to pay to play with her booty (okay, that's a crude version of her romantic life, but it's a quick summary). Enjoy.

KIM KARDASHIAN DOES COME UP STRONG IN LINGERIE PICTORIALS

Kim Kardashian Lingerie Photoshoot in Zoo Magazine May 2012 Issue

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Sylvie van der Vaart Lingerie Pictures Say Eff You to Cancer and Hello to Christmas Hotness!

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2012 @ 12:09 pm

Sylvie van der Vaart Hot Lingerie Shoot in Hunkemöller Christmas Collection

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We pull hard (as it were) for all super hotties, but Dutch TV hottie and footballer WAG, Sylvie van der Vaart, who survived a serious bout with the Big C, well, it tugs (as it were) at our heartstrings just a little bit more. And now Sylvie van der Vaart is back in a big way and just in time for the true Christmas spirit, that is, sextastic celebrities dressed up in yuletide silky nothings.

Looking supernova hot in a photoshoot for the Hunkemöller Christmas Collection, Sylvie reminds us of both the fragility of the human body, and also the tremendous joy a body like Sylvie's can bring to the eyes (if not hands and such). Good on you, Sylvie. Goal!

SYVLIE VAN DER VAART IS A DUTCH TREAT TO SAY THE LEAST

Sylvie Van Der Vaart Flaunts Her Body in a String Bikini

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Karlie Kloss Lingerie Pictures Put the Windy City in Your Sails

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2012 @ 8:46 am

Karlie Kloss Sexy Victoria's Secret Lingerie Photoshoot December 2012

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Karlie Kloss Topless

Karlie flashes some serious skin for Numero magazine. 10 Photos »

Do we favor super hot model Karlie Kloss because she's born in Chi-Town, one of our seven favorite cities in the world? Don't be foolish. Like any other man, we favor Karlie Kloss because she's ridiculously hot and has a body we'd like to cover in honey and then play a game of hungry naughty Pooh Bear.

And Victoria's Secret knows the same, snatching up Karlie in their increasingly large stable of the world's most sextastic women used in promotion of their silken bras and panties. And Karlie does not disappoint. We instinctively found ourselves calling Claudia, our V.S. sales rep, and handing over our Diner's Club credit card number to her to max out on new little underthings for our closet of near-shame. Such is the power of smoking hot women wearing next to nothing. How can you fight? Enjoy.

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Not Nearly as Sextastic as a Gallery Full of Victoria’s Secret Models

By Bill Swift | December 5, 2012 @ 8:20 am

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and More in Victoria's Secret Sextastic Lingerie Gallery

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They aired the previously taped Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last night on CBS, but we already brought you most of the good photos from the taping last month, and, let's be honest, as much as we respect the god-blessed work of the people at V.S. and really all lingerie makers everywhere, the show has become geared toward women more and more each year, as evidenced by the flowery costumes, dramatic staging, and inclusion of pop music stars. Honestly, when is the last time a man said he wished a hot model wore more feathers on the catwalk?

Still, while the show has gone Broadway, let us not forget the intensely sextastic underpinnings of the V.S. fashion line, that being, the literal angels who model the designs. From Miranda Kerr to Candice Swanepoel to Doutzen Kroes to Alessandra Ambrosio, some of the finest women don skimpy bits of silk and lace for the clothing retailer and we've capture a bunch of our favorites to share with you.

Rather than watch your DVR'd copy of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, peer through this gallery of some of the sexiest women on the planet in bras and panties and not much else. You'll thank me later. Enjoy.

Shanina Shaik Lingerie Pictures Show What Happens When You Mix a Hot Body With Tiny Underthings

By Bill Swift | November 30, 2012 @ 8:56 am

Shanina Shaik Looks Stunning in Nordstrom Lingerie December 2012

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We haven't seen sweet and sextastic Aussie model Shanina Shaik in some time, so imagine my surprise while perusing various department store lingerie catalogs (hey, it's my job, and somebody's got to do it), Shanina didn't appear like a heavenly hot creature in little bits of silk and lace in the intimate apparel promos for Nordstrom's.

Now, we see many superb and supremely faptastic lingerie bodies on this website, and we can't possibly show you each and every single one of them, but you know what? We're going to damn well try. Because to miss a long leering look at the ridiculously wicked body of Shanina Shaik, well, that'd be a true sin. Enjoy.

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Dita Von Teese Launches London Lingerie Line in Sextastic Fashion

By Bill Swift | November 28, 2012 @ 12:55 pm

Dita Von Teese Flashes Cleavage for Her Lingerie Launch at Debenhams in London

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If there's somebody who knows lingerie well, I mean, even better than we do here, it's got to be Dita Von Teese, who strips down to her own for a living.

Now, Dita is launching a lingerie line of her own in London, don't you know even burlesque dancers loves them some money, and we love to see hot girls in skimpy little underthings, so this all kind of works out perfectly.

Yes, while the birthday suit remains the untouched king, err, queen, of all fashion statements for sextastic ladies, lingerie is not all that far behind for those of us who don't mind a tiny bit of workaround to reach the Promised Land. Enjoy.