Lingerie Posts:

Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Pictures Are Tempting and Enticing and Really Should Be Mine

Go on George Clooney. Go get married. I'm happy delving into the trail of the forgotten, at least, that you have forgotten. Incredible hotties like Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. We've been drooling over Elisabetta for several years now. I'm not sure if it's her crazy hot looks or that killer body or the little outfits she prefers to model, such as this Lormar lingerie shoot, but the entire package is working for me.

Elisabetta, if you were my girl, I'd treat you like a princess. I mean, literally, probably hide you in a high tower that only I can visit. I am rather possessive, but, thankfully, I have a very short attention span. It would be the best fifteen minutes of castle tower confinement you have ever known. Just so hot. Enjoy.

Shay Mitchell Lingerie Revealing Goodness in Esquire

Are you familiar with Shay Mitchell, Cannuckian hottie from Pretty Little Liars? If not, you're about to get to know her, most every single inch of her in this super fine super silky hot bodied pictorial of Shay in Esquire Philippines. Yes, I'd go a long way 'round the world for a visual taste of Shay. She'd probably go even farther trying to hide from me. But I'm pretty good at finding Carmen Sandiego when she looks like Shay Mitchell does in a low-cut nightie.

Shay is another one of the half Filipina girls who drive me absolutely wild. I once dated a girl like this. She left me because she said I stared too much at her booty, which when combined with my being unemployed and addicted to Farmville, was somehow some kind of deal breaker. But you look at the likes of Shay Mitchell and try not to stare. That's a dare you can't win. Shay wins, because hot girls always win. Enjoy.

Yara Khmidan Lingerie In Black and White and Imagined Shades of Hotness

I couldn't even possibly begin to hide my new found infatuation with Yara Khmidan. I can even spell her name correctly almost half the time. You know that's deep felt affection.

Featured in this black and white lingerie shoot, Yara shows exactly why she is not only the star in my Northern leading to Southern area sky, but why she has big potential for global domination. Sultry looks, wicked hot body, that alluring 'it' quality. It's all there in a nice little Ukrainian package waiting to be unwrapped. Or shipped. If only Amazon Prime was so magically accommodating. Yara, I apologize in advance for the between 500 and 700 letters you are about to receive via Air Mail. I don't do email stalking, that's so gauche. Enjoy.

Sneak Peek at Kelly Brook 2015 Lingerie Calendar Shoot

It's hard to imagine, but, yes, shoots for the 2015 calendars have already begun. Thanks to EgoReader 'Logic' for this bit of visual wonderment, a sneaky peek at one of the hot lingerie poses Kelly Brook is bodily performing for her 2015 calendar yet to come. You know how much I dig the wall calendars and Kelly Brook annually puts out one of the most memorable, even if not unclothed. By the looks of this simple, but lust inducing sample, it looks like 2015 will be no different than those of the past almost decade now. Wow, Kelly, you are simply amazing.

We still have seven months to go in 2014, but now we already have something to look forward to in 2015. That's kind of magical really. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Lingerie Pictures So Hot Your Libido Will Simply Melt

I'm not sure how Kate Upton goes about topping herself. It seems like a challenge to be just crazy passion inducing and somebody says to you, okay, let's kick that sextastic up a couple more notches. But Kate was challenged and she responded with, hey, how about I get into some tiny little bits of lace and satin and garters and blow some bubbles for the camera? Um, okay.

Featured in the current edition of The Men Magazine, Kate Upton shows why a couple years now into her top of the ladder blonde bombshell run, she's really only just getting started. Sure, maybe the acting thing doesn't ultimately work out for her in her Marilyn Part 2 part, but we need not see Kate in any role besides hardly dressed hottie for us to give her our Golden Palm awards, if you know what I'm saying. I think you do. Bless you, Kate. Enjoy.

Abigail Gotts Lingerie Pictures Carry on the Tradition of Hot Britty Brunettes in Lacy Underthings

Up and coming London model Abigail Gotts has me thinking about the fine tradition of sextastic British girls in glasses looking all kinds of delicious in panties and bras. It's a finer tradition than even kidney pies and whatever Boxing Day is. British girls just do it well.

Featured here pimping Janay lingerie, Abigail shows exactly why the cliche fantasy of a hot educated girl in glasses being naughty in the library got to be a cliche in the first place. It's pretty damn awesome. I'm putting Abigail down on my list along with Clancy and Ratchford of hot Abigails on the site today I'd like to get to know better through the course of being tied together with ropes by a villain it turns out I secretly hired. I am that clever. Yes. Enjoy.

Bregje Heinen Lingerie Photos Will Dutch Up Your Shorts

I think Bregje Heinen has what they call a fierce model look. I shall let you know as soon as my eyeballs reach above her neck. I kid! Naturally, Bregje Heinen is one crazy hot all over Dutch model here modeling little bits of lingerie for your gentleman ogling viewing pleasure. While her photo presence may be somewhat modified through software procedures, make no mistake about it, we'd all throw each other off the bridge if Bregje so commanded us in order to be her date to the malt shop for the evening.

Sometimes, I look at sextastic ladies in lingerie and think to myself, boy, that girl sure would make a lovely girlfriend to take to the next office party. But mostly I think about ripping off their lacy bits with my teeth and turning on the Zeppelin to drown out the my own primal moans lest the neighbors call Animal Control on my again. That's always embarrassing. Enjoy.