Lingerie

Amanda Peet Topless and Jessica Parker Kennedy Threesome Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

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Amanda Peet ta-ta’s may just be my highlight to date of the 2015 TV schedule. It was entirely unexpected and most definitely welcomed. We haven’t seen her sweet MILFy melons on the regular in many a year. This is just what we needed to get the gang back together.

Amanda’s second now seductive funbag flash joins Jessica Parker Kennedy and Clara Paget in a wonderful menage-a-boob-tube scene in Black Sails, Laura Ramsey showing off in bra and panties on VH-1′s Hindsight, and newcomer Rita Batata all kinds of dramatically topless in HBO Latino’s series, Motel. Well worth the virtual trip down South. The little screen just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: “Togetherness”HBP/”Black Sails”Starz/”Motel”HBO/”Hindsight”VH1

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Lindsay Lohan Full Spread In Hunger Magazine

Lindsay Lohan is back in this super sexy spread for Hunger Magazine. Linds wears a variety of lingerie on what looks like the bed of a Motel 6. Look, say what you want about some of Lindsay’s life decisions but it is an absolute fact proven by science and theology that Lindsay has got a spectacular rack. I’ve been a fan of them since Mean Girls when she bounced around in tight little sweaters. They are friggin’ huge in the good way. It’s good to see that Lindsay has returned to her first love, namely making guys want to ogle her jubblies. I for one would like to see more of this mature sexy Lindsay.

Sure, she’s been through a lot but wisdom comes at a price. That and she’s still got an amazing body so all is forgiven.

Photo Credit: Hunger/Purple Magazine

Red Hot Lingerie on Even Hotter Bodies, a Tribute to St. Valentine’s from St. Egotastic!


Well, it’s finally arrived. Valentine’s Day. It’s here tomorrow. And as much as I warned and begged and pleaded and got down on my hands and knees and told you not to buy your Valentine’s lingerie, I know some of you still did not heed my warning. Which is fine. My advice has proven to be mediocre at best through the years.

But for those of you who strictly follow the Egotastic! code of conduct, it’s time to be rewarded with a look at some of our favorite sextastic celebrities in red lingerie. A typically complex theme I came up with in my basement laboratory, a bit of visual wonderment to fit the season, and to remind us all, that little bits of silk and lace are often best left to the professionals. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Egotastic Archives

Summer St. Claire Lacy White Lingerie Dreams

Summer St. Claire makes me want to be a much better man. Nothing that would take too much time or effort, but maybe shave more often or rescue a cat from a tree instead of watching it from the ground and yelling ‘Jump! Jump!’. She’s just so damn alluring whether in her original blonde or her often new found brunette.

Zoo magazine had the bright idea to put Summer in some clothes, albeit lacy white lingerie, and get her posing and preening for maximum lust inducement. I’d say it’s working, at least on this end. Wow. I’m not sure what I’d do were I to come home after a long day of three hours of work and find Summer like this crawling across my own faux Berber carpet, but I’d probably start with a faint just for good measure. Followed by mumbling, drooling, and catatonic staring, all to let the lady know, oh, yes, I’m ready and available. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Zoo Magazine

Britney Spears Models Her Lingerie Line

Finally, the full on set of promo pictures from Britney Spears pimping and preening her own lingerie line. Everybody’s got one these days, why not a sextastic celebrity who’s been turning heads and throbbing hearts for more than fifteen years. Granted, there’s a little use of the photo finishing tools in these smoking hot Britney in lingerie shots, but seeing Britney candidly lately it’s fair to say she’s been hitting the workouts hard and getting her female form back into pop diva shape.

I mock the lovely ladies a little bit when they come out with their needless perfume and accessories merch. But lingerie and intimate boudoir clothing lines? Now, this is something that deserves praise. I honor their design and licensing efforts. Why not wear panties by Britney? I know I’d like to see a pair on the end of my bed. Yep. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Intimate Britney Spears

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Pictures May Just Set Off A Four Alarm Fire In Your Undercrackers

It’s like a tidal wave of amazingly hot women in lingerie from our friends at Victoria’s Secret leading up to Valentine’s Day. A tsnumai of sextastic women in bras and panties, as if they are daring you to find the strength to resist. Somebody needs to file a complaint at the Hague or something about this kind of inhumane tantalizing of the male parts.

Candice Swanepoel was simply born to model lingerie. I don’t know what else she had planned as a young person, but I’m glad she figured out that those other career paths wouldn’t benefit her or mankind nearly as much as preening, bending, and posing in little bits of silken undergarments. This is her gift and she’s sharing it with the world. There’s no more beautiful human gesture to be made. Not ogling her outstanding body would be an insult of extraordinary proportions. Don’t be rude, stare. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret

Melissa Debling Super Sextastic Top Heavy In White Lingerie For Zoo Magazine


Melissa Debling just makes me smile. Oh, sure you could say it’s related to her ridiculously hot body and those funbags that were made in the factory called Awesome, and, you’d be right. But what about that killer smile, that come hither look, and just how perfect she looks in white lingerie on the pages of Zoo Magazine Australia. And as if I would leave out that perfectly squeezable hiney.

We’re used to seeing Melissa quite topless, which is a forever treat, though I must say it’s nice to feel the overwhelming happy feelings of this alluring blonde babe in bra and panties. They do have to come off at some point. And we’ll be there to report. This is our journalistic credo. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Zoo Magazine Australia