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Lacey Banghard Lingerie Pictures Prove Her Hotness Even When Slightly Clothed

By Bill Swift | February 6, 2013 @ 11:41 am

Lacey Banghard Lingerie Photoshoot for Ketchup

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Lacey Banghard Topless

Lacey Banghard Nuts Topless Outtakes January 2013

New topless outtakes from Lacey's latest photoshoot. 17 Photos »

They don't just pass out Page 3 Idol awards, so you know when Lacey Banghard took home the trophy a couple years, she was more than just an awesome name, she's one amazing body and one hot looking woman.

Featured in a lingerie shoot for photographer, Ketchup, Lacey Banghard drops a big dose of wicked hotness, and proves that sometimes a little left to the imagination, you know, provided it doesn't take more than 13 seconds to remove, can bring a little zing to the making of the sexy part.

Through the hot body of Lacey Banghard, we men can all learn a lesson. Or not. Either way works. Enjoy.

Veronica Pliego Makes My Heart Go Pitter Patter, in Spanish (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | February 3, 2013 @ 11:54 pm

Veronica Pliego is Asstastic in Sexy Lingerie Screencaps

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We saw the lingerie photos of Veronica Pliego, wicked hot TV Azteca show hostess and all-around sextastic boob tube personality down Mexico way. Now, experience the mas sexual joy with this look at Veronica in motion, behind the scenes of that infamous photoshoot for H Para Hombres magazine.

Needless to say, Veronica has just jumped to the head of our list of girls we're likely to electrocute our privates too while watching them on TV, but it's a painful bit of intense stimulation we're willing to suffer, for the intense stimulation provided by Verronica's ridiculously hot body in little bras and panties. I'm telling yo, people, point your satellite antennae in the direction of Mexico and you will soon find yourself with a dozen or more must-see TV shows. Enjoy.

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Elisabetta Canalis Debuts Lingerie Line, We Want to Undress Her Lingerie ASAP

By Bill Swift | January 31, 2013 @ 11:36 am

Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Line Photoshoot

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We do so dig Elisabetta Canalis and though she's inevitable tied to the long line of Clooney bang-sisters, she will always just be the super hot Italian model we deeply lust and who we are most definitely ogling here on the sight of her lingerie line photos.

Sultry, brunette hotties hold a special place in our heart, that would be the place closest to our family jewels and millions of years of man-drive evolution. We not only condone the placement of little bits of silky nothings on Elisabetta Canalis, it only fuels our fire to watch the sextastic model from The Boot slowly slink out of them in front of the faux fireplace in our studio apartment. Such is the power of pure, slightly adulterated, lust. Enjoy.

ELISABETTA CANALIS SUNBATHING USED PINK TO TURN US BLUE

Elisabetta Canalis in a Hot Pink Bikini Sunbathing at the Eden Rock Hotel

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lingerie Pictures for Silky Sextastic Marks & Spencer Goodness

By Bill Swift | January 23, 2013 @ 1:26 pm

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lingerie Shoot for Marks and Spencer Spring 2013

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Yesterday we saw Rosie Huntington-Whiteley sweating up her yoga pants, and now we get to see the real results.

Hey, as much as I'd like to believe that tearing open a beef jerky package and tabbing open a beer burns enough calories to keep one fit in the middle, it does take some serious hard work, the kind of hard work a girl like Rosie puts in when she knows it's time for an upcoming body revealing lingerie shoot with the likes of Marks & Spencer. And, man, did Rosie's hard work pay off.

The long, lean, and most definitely lovely model and Transformers 3 thespianic attempter hits nothing but paydirt in this rather passion inducing bit of bra and panties promotion. It's almost better than that jerky and brew. The combo would be my vision of heaven. Enjoy.

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Jeisa Chiminazzo Sultry Sextastic Throwback in La Perla Spring/Summer 2013 Collection

By Bill Swift | January 11, 2013 @ 12:24 pm

Jeisa Chiminazzo Sexy in La Perla Spring/Summer 2013 Collection

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We love it when we get to meet a new Brazilian hottie model. It's like opening a newly discovered door to an exotic world called 'sextastic' and exploring all the previously uncatalogued flora and fauna, or, you know, T&A of the most extraordinary variation.

Jeisa Chiminazzo is just such a new delicate flower, a Brazilian beauty and lingerie model, in a quite nice throwback classic look for La Perla lingerie and their Spring/Summer 2013 collection. Kind of takes me back to my living in an old world mansion with a supermodel days. Okay, those days never happened, but I dream that someday it would be my reality. And I can see Jeisa fitting in there quite nicely, dressed just as she is in this memorable photo series. Enjoy.

Ay, Mami! Shalana Santana Brings Epic Brazilian Heat to Lingerie and Swimwear Pictorial

By Bill Swift | January 7, 2013 @ 2:44 pm

Shalana Santana Looking Stunning in Otto Lingerie and Swimwear

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We love it when a new Brazilian enters the hallowed halls of Egotastic! Brazil being the epicenter of much that is good and decent and superbly titillating in the world of models and hot bodies. Such is the feeling we have tingling up and down our wicked spines as we lay eyes upon Sudamericana sextastica Shalana Santana in her Otto Lingerie and Swimwear pictorial.

Those dark brooding eyes, the come hither and be consumed happily looks, and that body that seems like it was built somewhere in the clouds where they make heavenly forms. Yes, Shalana Santana has it going on, and in her little bits of lingerie and swimwear, it's not going to stop any time soon. Enjoy.

Aida Yespica Lingerie Pictures Reveal Perhaps Our Favorite Body in the World

By Bill Swift | December 27, 2012 @ 10:32 am

Aida Yespica Seductive Photoshoot for SieLei Lingerie

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Aida Yespica Topless

Our sweet Venezuelan hottie drops her top for udder perfection. 13 Photos »

Now, there a million fine female bodies in this world, and, Lord knows, we've attempted to make sweet sexy love to each and every one of them (our lack of success to date merely means that we're overdue), and we do hate the use of superlatives, because hotness is a journey, not a destination, still, we are quite tempted to say that Venezuelan pageant winner turned model and TV personality Aida Yespica may just have our favorite bodies on this here spinning ball of gas.

Take a look at Aida's latest lingerie pictorial, for SieLei, and see if you don't see what we see -- a perfect slice of heaven in female anatomical form. It's as if Mother Nature let a super horny dude invent his own woman, just for kicks, and out popped Aida Yespica. If only this is how nature worked, as opposed to whatever it is they tried to teach me back in school. Aida, te amo. Enjoy.