Have I mentioned recently how jealous I am of that Maroon 5 dude? C’mon, he could’ve been me. Or I could’ve been him I should say as nobody could be me, even if for some warped and twisted reason they chose to be. But me as a rock star fighting off the Victoria’s Secret girls who desire my hand in holy matrimony and newlywed sex? I could’ve plugged myself right into that diorama without hesitation.
Behati Prinsloo is back in lacy little underthings in Victoria’s Secret. I don’t think she needs the money any more, now she’s just teasing us. I’m not saying you quit your job because you won the lottery, in fact, the only people who ever do survive winning the lottery are those silly souls who stick to their day jobs. But I am quite convinced Behati is now undertaking these show off missions just to drive me insane. It won’t take much more really. I’m sort of standing at the edge of crazy cliff looking down. One more silky shimmer panties and… goodbye cruel sanity. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Victorias Secret
Daniela Lopez Osorio can sure fill out some lingerie. (Popoholic)
I don’t know about her journalism, but I enjoy Kendall Jenner‘s bare mid-riff. (WWTDD)
Rich dude Dan Bilzarian parties with MANY bikini babes. (TMZ)
Sia‘s SNL performance was sexxxy with three X’s. (Huffington Post)
This is hottie Laura Ava and this is her buck ass nekkid. (Drunken Stepfather)
But let me tell you about Sophia Bush‘s ta-tas…they’re awesome. (The Superficial)
Tennis star Penny Higgs can show me her backstroke any day. (COED)
January really just might be the best month of the year for lingerie visuals. Odd, but true. Maybe it’s the lead-in to Valentine’s Day, or just the fact that everybody is sick of the cold winter weather and the visual treat of world class hotties in bras and panties or often less is precisely what their cockles need for warming. I’m hardly complaining, usually just begging for more.
Manic magazine dedicated their current issue to the luscious lovelies of the lingerie angel world, including Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, and Candice Swanepoel, baring their faptastic bodies in little bits of silk and lace to remind everybody what they already knew: seeing these sextastic models half-nekkid will dramatically increase your heart rate. Shhh, listen, can you hear it? That’s not a pitter patter, that a resounding beat after seeing Adriana Lima covering her chest with her slightest of limbed modesties. Heavenly girls are such a blessing. When they start wearing nothing but panties, that’s a downright miracle. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Manic Magazine
Hola, mi Cubana sextastica. Genesis Rodriguez floats my boat to levels measured unsafe by NOAA, if that acronym stands for something related to heavenly tingles. This is Genesis’ time to break out in English language fare, a name and body that will surely be far more widely hailed within the next year or two.
Genesis showed off her sultry Latina looks and sextastic fine female form in lingerie for Esquire Mexico as a signal of her coming out party. I’m not sure which of us was coming out more, but this silk panties clad hottie certainly was doing the inspiring part. Wow and a half for the ability of one passion inducing brunette in lingerie on a bed to stir so many deeply felt longings. I’m a sucker for smoking hot Latinas. If only I were a literal sucker. I can tell you how many licks it takes to get to my chewy center. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Esquire Mexico
Serena Williams took some time out from being a hot shot tennis star to model Berlei’s new Reduce The Bounce bra. I guess it’s a bra that…er…reduces the bounce. Serena could certainly use something to try and hold her massive funbags. They are a thing of beauty and having seen her in person playing tennis I can tell you that they do bounce around quite a bit on the court. I can’t imagine it’s comfortable. I support anything that helps boobies by better boobies. And if this bra encourages her to model it without a shirt on that’s even better. Just look at her stomach, it’s out of control. She’s got a straight up six pack. That’s amazing. She should never wear a shirt again.
She should get her sister Venus in on this not wearing a shirt thing too. It can be their signature thing.
Photo Credit: INF
Yara Khmidan is on fire hot in frilly lingerie. (Popoholic)
Candice Swanepoel‘s bare titties on the beach is amazing. (WWTDD)
Selena Gomez Instagrams a bikini pic because Thursday. (Huffington Post)
Behold Ariana Grande‘s crotch! (Drunken Stepfather)
Michaela Schafer shows off her bare boobies in Berlin. (The Superficial)
Former WWE Diva Barbie Blank owns Instagram. (COED)
How one young man got Nik Staukas’ hot girlfriend Taylor Anderson to go to prom with him. (Busted Coverage)
It’s really been almost a year since we feasted peeps upon the fine German hottie known as Alena Blohm. She worked with Victoria’s Secret ever so briefly when they were trying to show the world they owned every attractive woman. Now she’s modeling for Love and Lemons, which easily could be Lust and Loins based upon the devilishly alluring lingerie photos she produced. Wunderbar!
I do so love these Polaroid type candids they take now of the models for the more risque and adventurous merchandisers. They really do add that homegrown sextastic appeal. Like we’re right there in Alena’s boudoir watching her change into her various bras and panties and measuring the awesomeness of her own derriere in the mirror. Dare to dream on that location. Alena Blohm, we need to see more of you, much more of you, stat. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Olivia Malone For Love And Lemons