Britt Maren Tiny Bikinis for Nasty Gal

I’ve only been ogling Texas hottie V.S. model Britt Maren for a couple years now, but I feel like I’ve known her body for forever. She has that kind of sextastic body appeal that stirs the primal forces of male and Sapphic leaning female nature. As evidence, not her latest bikini work for Nasty Gal, that company with the silly name that keeps making billions. Oh, how Britt shines and pimps and promotes with those natural born assets of hers.

Most certainly if I were Christian Grey I’d take Britt into my dungeon and make her eat a few cheeseburgers while I spanked her with a feather pillow, mostly just for effect. I’d fatten her up a bit before we scheduled any making of the many babies. But Britt in a bikini, that’s a lanky long and lean pleasure I could certainly indulge in from the get-go. Meaning now, as in, Britt, check your Twitter DMs, I’m sending you a picture of a single tear drop on a panda’s cheek. It’s impossible to resist, even though it has no connection to what I’ll be asking of you. You are so damn hot. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Nasty Gal

Holly Peers Topless Thong Clad Curves of Glory for Zoo

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Holly Peers, how I have missed you. I imagine the feeling is mutual. Though that might just be imagining. Most importantly, the peerless puppies of this delightful DD Brit are back and curvy perfect in Zoo magazine, one of the last remaining lads magazines in all of the Empire.

Holly was one of the very first busty topless glamour girls we ever fell in lust with. She’s simply outrageously hot, which helps, and her melons of pure joy are more than the hair of the dog that bit your bobos, she’s downright anatomically inspiring. There’s nothing you can’t do if you keep your eye on the prize, err, prizes. Personally, I might hit the gym. Mostly watch a little TV and drink one of those energy drinks. It’s really more of a club. Holly, check your email, I’m sending selfies of my curls. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Zoo Magazine


Anja Rubik Strips Down To Lingerie For Sextastic Scenes In Vogue France

Now, you know, I find all things male visual to be distasteful and deserving of exile to some heinous island prison where they make you kill the rats for your own dinner. But on occasion, we simply can’t expunge all dude from all photos that feature some fine female forms in various states of undress that I want to share with you. Sharing is caring. I learned that from Barney before he was led away in cuffs to be questioned in a dark room under a spotlight about unwanted touching.

Anja Rubik simply stirs my soul. I don’t know why Vogue France felt compelled to put some guy in photos of her in sextastic lingerie, but if I had enough air miles I’d fly over to Paris and punch somebody in their kidneys for almost ruining the delicious living hotness that is Anja Rubik. Maybe just an angry letter. Or I could learn Photoshop better and maybe do some cutting. Hmm. Anja, ditch the third wheel. Let’s be together in your lingerie. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Vogue France

Nina Agdal Booty Boobtastic Heaven In Lingerie

Nina Agdal in lingerie? Yes please. Oh to live in a world where that option comes on the menu of the Denny’s I frequent when I have a hankering for fine dining. In this case, it’s our Danish Delight and discovered princess of hot bodily passion Nina in bra and panties for Leonisa lingerie. Never forget your roots. For Nina, this was just looking like one million and one half kroner in lingerie, exploding onto the world stage by sheer force of the raw sextastic, which many of the organic types prefer to the process sextastic which is available in most stores.

Nina Agdal and that tingle inducing pleasure palace she calls her perfect body were probably always destined for greatness. The cream rises to the top, both in the purveyor and the ogler of such fineries. I’m just ever so thankful that it happened so fast and so furious, so that we might visually come along for the ride. Just imagine the thousands of images of Nina we’ve reveled in these past few years. Like she knows it’s your birthday but forgot to send you an iTunes card so you’ll have to settle for a picture of her booty in panties. You are more than forgiven. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Leonisa

Spanish Language TV Host Gwen Garcia Seduces In Lingerie

You may not watch as much Spanish language television as I, but then you’re missing the seriously lovely Latina ladies of the boob tube such as Gwen Garcia. Everybody places Gwen as Mexican, but I believe she’s from somewhere south of those parts originally, but for now, she’s just the celebrity reporter hottie who decided to up the ante by stripping down to butt baring black lingerie for H Para Hombres Magazine down Mexico way.

Now, we don’t often get to see our favorite TV newscasters and reporters here in the States stripping down to their little silk and lacy bits for the love of all things muy sexual, but let’s be thankful other nations and their media outlets have their priorities straight. Else we’d miss sight of this intoxicating sultry bit of amazing not quite experienced in the fine art of glamour photography, but a fully dedicate member of the sextastic race. En fuego. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: H Para Hombres Mexico

Lindsey Pelas Achieves Instagram Gold Funbag Status

We all sort of fell in lust with the bodacious body of Lindsey Pelas around here these past couple of weeks. On the off chance you feel the same, we went ahead and perused her super fine social media picture account, because, lo and behold, Lindsey knows she’s good looking and her body isn’t hurting anybody who doesn’t want to get hurt. I can appreciate that bargain.

So we’re starting off this week with a look at some of Lindsey’s finer candid work and that body of hers that simply won’t quit. And not like you’d ever fire it. It’s truly something sextacular to lay your peeps upon. I’d recommend three sessions of twenty minutes and if you’re not feeling fertile by time’s end, consult your physician. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Instagram

Karlie Kloss Wears Her Panties Well for Music Video

The last song I remember from Chic was Le Freak, it reminds me of every disco I ever went to in France. Please, dont’ ask. Apparently Nile Rogers and Chic have a new album out or new songs or a new music video, none of which is nearly as important as the fact that Karlie Kloss dances around in her taut lacy panties for the new song, I’ll Be There. Indeed, I will be there.

Now, I happen to love statuesque models in their black panties covering their highly worked out tight booties. I know, it’s a me thing I guess. Karlie Kloss would be forced to eat a few sandwiches under my supervision if my court appointed custodianship case is ever heard, but for now, I’m not throwing her and her taut body or panties out of bed for eating crackers. Even if crackers is the name of my pet chihuahua. You can always buy another dog. A supermodel in her undies doesn’t come around so easily. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Chic feat Nile Rodgers “I’ll Be There” Music Video