Let’s be honest. The Love magazine Advent videos for the month of December have been rather hit or miss. Some good, some, well, Kris Jenner. Still, I applaud the effort of merging art with the sextastic, even if the art is so completely unnecessary. Perhaps they ought cut down their quantity next year and focus on the real visual game changes like V.S. model Lindsay Ellingson stripping down for her short form video edition.
Lindsay is one of those peekaboo lingerie and swimsuit models we simply don’t see often enough. She comes around every few months just to remind us how badly we’d like to trade one of our kidneys for five minutes alone with her in a zero gravity bedroom. Okay, that’s my personal dream, you may insert your own. But don’t tell me making the sexy while floating in space hasn’t caught your dreamscape fancy. If not, take a gander at Lindsay and see if you don’t start imagining the very same. Well done, Ms. Ellingson. You’ve raised the happy tingles bar once more. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Love Magazine
Monikia Jagaciak makes my heart flutter, my toes curl, and my face blush. And that’s just from saying her name. Seeing the sextastic young Polish model in her panties and bras makes me go into something of a catatonic state between joy and super duper joy, leaning heavily toward the latter. I’m inclined to believe people are born into certain professions and callings. They don’t always discover their natural course until later in life, if at all, but girls like Monika have others who help them identify their own innate fates. You, my dear, we born to model intimates.
Someday, when I launch my own lingerie company that investigators inevitable discover never produced any merchandise and was merely a ruse to get me close to international crazy hot models mostly nekkid, Monika Jagaciak will be on my short list of A-list must haves. I hope she doesn’t read that first part and still agrees to come to my secret island hideaway to be measured for the Spring line. Oh, yes, Monikia, you shall be measured. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret
Evangeline Lilly makes me happy in my pants in lingerie for Esquire. (Popoholic)
Are you tired of seeing Miley Cyrus topless? Me neither! (TMZ)
Suki Waterhouse wears a bikini like a champ. (Huffington Post)
Khloe Kardashian wears no pants for Cosmo magazine. (Drunken Stepfather)
Sharni Vinson has got a spectacular booty, y’all. (Hollywood Tuna)
Lea Michele does some hot half-naked yoga. (COED)
I think Selena Gomez is cuter with a little bit of weight. (Celebslam)
Nina Agdal makes me want to box the clown on boxing day in her undies. (Hollywood Tuna)
Rugby girlfriend and adult star Kaylani Lei gets in the AVN Hall of Fame. (TMZ)
Farah Holt all kinds of naked, brosef. (Drunken Stepfather)
Yara Khmidan in a bikini just made my new year. (Popoholic)
Madison and Mallory Edens show off their bikini bods for the holidays. (Busted Coverage)
Irina Shayk surprises us with a swimsuit pic on Instagram. (The Superficial)
Good Lord, Khloe Kardashian‘s boobies looked amazing at the Kardashian Khristmas party. (Huffington Post)
I’m not sure what this modeling gig is, I only know that Britty hottie young model Cara Delevingne has a fifty-fifty shot of landing the gig. Any gig. She’s so professionally on fire at the moment that her face and her body are everywhere, including in her undies for this Nowness campaign.
Say what you will about the various unique looks of various models, they don’t get hired repeatedly unless they are selling blessedly well. Nobody pays your six-figure rate just to be polite. Cara Delevingne is one of the ‘it’ girls and I suppose young women want to own everything she wears. That’s power. And in her panties and bras, that’s power worth ogling. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Nowness
Oh, Canada, how you do deliver in pressing times. Or pulling times. Pressing and pulling I suppose when it comes to the most common reactions to seeing Canuckian alluring model Alyssa Barbara
posing in lingerie for your viewing pleasure. Other common reactions include drooling, low frequency moans, and the desire to eat many oysters chased with Scotch.
I’m not sure if it’s the epic boobtastic or the fine rear in lacy little things, but I suddenly feel inspired to song. It’s kind of a dirty limerick more than a song and would get me slapped in most proper established. But such is the poetry in men inspired by the fairest of the finer gender. Alyssa, you are just doing wonderfully horrible things to my gray matter at the moment. I suppose that was the point. Job well done. So hot. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Alyssa Barbara
Sometimes photo shoot titles are just dead on in titling. Like this Nina Agdal lingerie pimping promotion for Leonisa called ‘Christmas Wishes’. I don’t know about you, but this is precisely the type of sexstastic wrapped goodness I imagine finding under my aluminum lifelike Christmas tree on the 25th. It’d be a squeeze, but the mere thought of unwrapping Danish Delight Nina Agdal underneath the vinyl pine simply makes me too excited to sleep on the 24th.
Her perfect curves, that soft skin, those delicious lady parts barely covered in silken bra and panties. Yes, this is why I still hear the bells on Christmas. They’re guiding me to the likes of Nina Agdal and her yuletide funbags. Santa, if you please, you could make a little big boy very happy this year simply by making a quick stop in Copenhagen on your way to L.A. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Leonisa Lingerie