Colombian model Elizabeth Loaiza showed off her considerable assets in a photo shoot for Lenceria Le Bon lingerie and bikinis. Some models do bathing suits well while others know how to rock underwear. Elizabeth is that rare type that does both with equal sexiness. Throw on a pair of high heels and you've got something really special. Elizabeth's funbags are clearly a work of art. They make me want to buy her dad, mom, and all living ancestors a beer for making her. But her shapely hips and butt are what make these pictures such a joy to look at. That, my friends, is what comes from generations of people eating arroz and frijoles for three meals a day. Well, that and being a really hot chick. My ancestors also ate that stuff and no one asks me to model lingerie.
I believe that Elizabeth in lingerie and high heels is just the thing that Colombia needs to get out of its recent woes. Who wants to traffic drugs or kill anyone when you can just look at her? I say they should put her on their flag.
Anais Pouliot Covered Topless in Victoria’s Secret
French Canadian hottie Anais Pouliot is in all her slightly covered topless glory in this month's Victoria's Secret. Anais is just barely concealing her chesticles from view in these pictures. She is also sporting a flower crown. It's all very nymphlike, if nymphs wore frilly lingerie. I like to believe that if nymphs had money they might venture to the local mall to purchase a nice garter belt of bustier. Unfortunately, they don't actually exist. Still, the effect of Anais' photos is both shy and coquettish and super hot. I think it's probably due to her French Canadian heritage. Canadians tend to be fairly reserved unless they are at a hockey game. But the French are all about the sexy sex. I was once in Paris and I saw more breasts out in the wild than I've ever encountered before. This Quebec must be a magical place.
I'm going to have to get a hold of this April Victoria's Secret catalog. You know, for research. It is both my job and my duty.