Egotastic
Well, take this with a grain of salt, as Egotastic! predicted this marriage of money and convenience would last a full four months past the time the magazine checks were cashed for the wedding coverage and the reality show season was wrapped, and it's only been two months, and we are rarely wrong. However, Fox News is speculating on Splitsville for Kim Kardashian, the leading money earner of the Kardashian Klan and her near perfectly cast purse holder of a temporary husband, Kris Humphries. I can't believe all the tears I wasted during the wedding.
But, now, the time is nigh for me to make my move. Sure, it's crass, but that Kardashian compound throws off more cash than the U.S. mint in Philadelphia, and I'm flexible when it comes to standing on principle. Enjoy.
The Kardashian Sisters Launch Their Sears Swimsuit Line — All Hail the Airbrush!
Come on now, this is just getting out of hand. I'm willing to accept the fact that some women out there go to Sears to buy their lingerie and swimsuits. Just because it's where I buy the tools I never use but make me feel manly, and it's where my buddy Stephano buys the lawn seed for the grass he illegally maintains for the woman he's been stalking now for eight months, that doesn't mean it's not a great store for purchasing female intimate clothing.
And I'm also willing to accept the fact that some ladies out there see the Kardashian sisters as role models, heck, 60% of people in this country believe in ghosts, and 40% think a Big Mac with a diet coke makes you skinny, there's no accounting for certain beliefs.
But what I simply do not believe, no way, no how, is that the Kardashian girls have 26-inch waists.
I'm surprised the air-brushers in the ad office didnt' run out of air when fixing up these three money-making merchandising machines.
THESE KARDASHIAN WILL WORK UNTIL THE WORLD RUNS OUT OF MONEY