Sexy duo Jennifer Aniston and Bella Thorne were looking particularly boobtastic at the premiere of Horrible Bosses 2. Bella wore a pant suit thing with a super plunging neckline and, whoops, she forgot to wear a bra. The result is some cleav for the ages, my friends. Bella has some nice pert and perkies that I very much enjoy looking at. The rear was also missing from the top so you could marvel at her perfect back, (an underrated part of the female anatomy). Jennifer was also cleavtacular in her low cut dress. I’ve been a big fan of Jennifer Aniston’s knockers ever since the early 90′s when she was on Friends. Let’s face it, those hooters and that famous hair cut launched her career. She’s also friggin’ sexy as hell in the last Horrible Bosses movie.
Not that I condone that type of sexual harassment behavior. But if I were Charlie Day I totally would have drilled that dentist.
Jennifer Aniston probably wins the award for being the most ta-ta proud veteran actress who has never actually bared her funbags on camera before. A dubious distinction indeed.
Jennifer dazzled with her nipples and well-heeled chest puppies quite visible with the combination of a sheer black top and paparazzi cameras at the premiere of the film Cake at the Toronto International Film Festival. Cake indeed. And icing thanks to some of the pokiest nipples this side of the border. Jennifer really does always look rather amazing and though her personality rubs many people the wrong way, perhaps unjustifiably so, we really have come to the now or never moment for Jennifer to fully flash those sweet peaches of hers before they become over ripe. Horrible metaphor, but you catch my drift, oglers. Enjoy.
Now, you know how frustrated we have been with Jennifer Aniston through the years for not only not showing her bare boobtastic in her movies, but for constantly holding press conferences about how she’s going to be showing off in her current film, only to find the key shots chopped and burned by Jen’s bodyguards on the editing room floor.
We’re the Millers was a classic example. Jen was lauded for her bravery to play a revealing stripper. And she did indeed bare a good deal of her body which she works so hard to maintain with her special waters and yoga and mystical cups. But, no funbags. Until now really. Thanks to EgoReader ‘Charles’ we have a look at what might be a possibly illuminated, but certainly seems real look at Jen’s headlights through her rather sheer bras wardrobe for the film. My Spidey senses are certainly tingling. In a slightly uncomfortable but quite nice way. Enjoy.
You know I have mixed feelings on the topic of Jennifer Aniston boobtastic. On one hand, I regret ever buying into the former Friends star’s lies about bravely appearing topless in now about five movies in which she does not appear topless. At the same time, I’d elbow any one of you in the mandible to get to the front of the line to love, nurture, and suckle at the tasty teats on this veteran hottie. Such is the conflict of the Egotastic! man. It’s not easy being a super horny cowbody.
Jennifer was showing off her pushed up racktacular pretty swell like at the Toronto Film Festival screening of Life of Crime. When you get past the public relations machine and image coordinators and handlers and Jen’s own bullshit, she really is a rather attractive woman for any age. Jen, call me, I’ve got Canadian dollars still I need to spend. I can be up there in a few hours. Enjoy.
The thing about major motion picture strippers is that they never quite strip. That does reduce some of the underlying allure. On the other hand, seeing the likes of Jennifer Aniston in We’re the Millers and Vanessa Hudgens in Frozen Ground, both playing strippers who stop short of removing their bras and panties, well, still quite ogle-worthy.
Two superfine sextastic ladies down to their skivvies writhing around for our cinematic pleasure. Yes, I’ll take that. But which of the two does it better? That’s for you to decide.
The sextastic ladies of Tinsel Town pimped out their finest frocks last night to show some serious skin and level 10 allure at the LACMA fundraiser event over the weekend. While I’m sure the social cause was benevolent, it wasn’t nearly giving as the dresses worn by Jennifer Aniston, who was flashing serious cleavage, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley whose sideboobs threatened to go full flop view throughout the evening.
Joining Jen and Rosie in the hotness parade at the fancy shindig was Salma Hayek, Karlie Kloss, Amber Heard, Amy Adams, and Florence Welch. It was quite the assemblage of the good-looking. Museum quality really. We only wish we could get a real invitation one of these days instead of having to jump the fence in our rented tuxedos and Chuck Taylors. Enjoy.
A hotel clerk at a pretty fancy hotel in New Mexico has been fired after discussing the antics of Jennifer Aniston with fellow hotel guests whilst she was in town filming the new comedy We’re the Millers.
Terry Siegler has claimed that he was fired for complimenting Aniston when asked about her by other guests, which was deemed inappropriate by his superiors. First rule of the service industry: Never compliment Jennifer Aniston. Siegler should’ve known better.
But let’s face it when it comes to battles between movie stars and the normal folk, there’s only going to be one winner. Hell, Vince Neil killed a guy and and he got off with a slap on the wrist. So here are examples of when the general public lost to the Hollywood elite.