I don’t routinely follow Christina Aguilera too much these days because watching a singing talent reality show strikes me as about as fun as driving a rusty nail through my eyeball, extracting the nail without anesthetic, then driving it through my remaining good eye. Not that I’ve thought about it.
But it’s clear that Christina has cleaned up her sloppy sauce act of a couple years ago, all of which has probably helped her slim down, while still maintaining most of her bodacious top that made her famous in the first place. Well, to be fair, her singing helped her rise to fame, but let’s say what drove most of her male audience. Those crazy hot videos and stage shows. She looked pretty damn good on Leno last night, maybe a little help from the Spanx, but definitely in fine female form once again. Good on you, Christina. And better for us. Enjoy.
The old joke used to be how half of the audience used to fall asleep while watching The Tonight Show and the other half were getting some loving on. Well, after seeing Olivia Munn in her short red dress on the show the other night, I’d have to put myself in the latter category, you know, despite being alone, save for my rescued half-cat half-badger house pet, Mr. Snuffy.
The former G4 fanboy faptastic turned heads and raised, err, anchors, as she wore the shortest of hot red outfits onto the show, confident in her gams and body, and smiling like a woman only does when she knows a million men are using her in their minds. You know that look. Sometimes we miss the old Olivia Munn, before the network fame and the covering up, but then we remember that she just got topless in a film and we’re happy again. Enjoy.
For as little skin as she shows, Jennifer Lawrence might just be the hottest bodied woman in Tinsel Town, depending on your personal preferences, natch, but if they lean toward slender, buxom, booty fine sextastic often in form fitting outfits, then you just might list Jennifer at the top of your list.
When the Hunger Games star came out on The Jay Leno Show the other night, many dudes were staring slackjaw in the audience, and many men watching at home suddenly felt the need to talk sweet to their wives to initiate some marital coupling time. Jennifer Lawrence has one wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am inspiring body. And it was all showing off in that short, tight dress that we’re going to ask her to bring along to our eventual motel no-tell rendezvous. Enjoy.