Egotastic
Oh, sure, we've had our fun making fun of the celebrity wildcat habits of Kate Moss over the years, the drugs, the boozing, the drugs with boozing mixed together, and the like, but at the end of the day, they don't just hand out the supermodel title without some accomplishment, and even now at 38 and a few years of the party life under her belt, not to mention a kid, Kate Moss is still pretty effin' hot.
In her new pictorial in this month's Jalouse magazine, Kate provides a simple, sane, but direct reminder that the girl dolls up quite nicely, and I'd still trade my left nut, err, your left nut, for the chance to use the right somewhere in Kate's general vicinity. I know, this is a heartfelt admission. Enjoy.
Miranda Kerr Covered Topless for Uncovering Some Deep Feelings About Miranda
So close, and, yet, so far. Still, we can never turn a blind-eye, or even a not-wide-open eye toward anything Miranda Kerr, most especially her covered topless pose in the February edition of Jalouse magazine.
Now, the French have a way of turning something sexy, into something meta-silly, but they can't crush the underlying uber-hotness of Miranda Kerr, most especially when taking pictures of her with her top off.
So, try to avoid the spectacle of fashion and nonsense surrounding these photos, and just hone in on the covered topless goodness of one of the world's most lust-inducing women, and I promise you will be experiencing some levels of bliss not felt since you were an infant and cried out to the world in need and somebody ran to you and plunked a swollen teat in your mouth.
It all goes back to the source. Enjoy.