Egotastic
So close, and, yet, so far. Still, we can never turn a blind-eye, or even a not-wide-open eye toward anything Miranda Kerr, most especially her covered topless pose in the February edition of Jalouse magazine.
Now, the French have a way of turning something sexy, into something meta-silly, but they can't crush the underlying uber-hotness of Miranda Kerr, most especially when taking pictures of her with her top off.
So, try to avoid the spectacle of fashion and nonsense surrounding these photos, and just hone in on the covered topless goodness of one of the world's most lust-inducing women, and I promise you will be experiencing some levels of bliss not felt since you were an infant and cried out to the world in need and somebody ran to you and plunked a swollen teat in your mouth.
It all goes back to the source. Enjoy.
Amber Heard Betrays Her Lesbionic Greatness (But She’s Still Super Hot)
I don't normally who marries who kind of nonsense, I just want everybody to be happy. But when I heard that Amber Heard was getting married to Johnny Depp and forgoing her wonderfully Sapphic scissor kissing past, well, that was heartbreaking to say the least.
I'm sure Johnny is a wonderful guy and he's super talented and all that nonsense, but shall we never see Amber Heard making out with her girlfriend again in the streets, let alone imagining what happens when they get back to her pad? Are we to be denied this sensual girl-girl wonderland of daydreams to call upon simply because she wants to marry a movie star? I can't help but think we should've at least been consulted before such a drastic decision was reached. This isn't like adding replay to baseball. This is like deciding there will be no more home runs.
Here's Amber in her latest sextastic pictorial for Jalouse magazine. Just so you can imagine her never munching sweet serious lady nest again. Such torture. Enjoy.
AMBER HEARD GOT SEXTASTIC HOT AND UNCLAD FOR FHM