The Iron Man 3 premiere in The Old Country toward the end of last week were pretty uneventful, but we'd be remiss if we neglected to show you the side boob wearing top worn by underrated brunette thespianic, Rebecca Hall. We are many things, many horrible things, but never remiss!
Rebecca Hall is certain to finally break through with an American audience after her turn in the big summer blockbuster. Of course, regular Egotastic! visitors are already one step ahead. Enjoy.
I think the guys in Paramount's print marketing office has some kind of on-going feud with those in the video office because they've been battling it out this week between poster releases and a new trailer for Iron Man 3. Not to be outdone by yesterday's awesome new trailer for the newest Marvel film, yet another one-sheet for the film was put out today, this one showing the Iron League in the background with a beaten and battered Tony Stark holding on to Pepper Potts, as if her life depended on it (which I really hope it does).
I have a feeling that they're going to pull some kind of Dark Knight on us in this movie and kill off a pretty major character. And that character I'm hoping is Pepper Potts. Sure Gwyneth Paltrow is nice to look at, but we have Rebecca Hall for eye candy in this series now and quite frankly I don't think the death of Agent Coulson in The Avengers really was as devastating as the film's plot required everyone to act.
The movie gods must be listening to the notes I keep leaving under my pillow at night. Because just the other day I was lauding/complaining about all the print campaign stuff being thrown at us for Iron Man 3 but the lack of footage content. And then, poof!, a new trailer hits our shores and it's got everything you want from an Iron Man trailer, including a split-second shot of Gwyneth Paltrow in her skivvies.
It also features a lot of ominous voiceover from Ben Kingsley as the Mandarin doing his best impression of Heath Ledger's Joker. No, seriously, it's clear Shane Black's one direction to him was 'More like Ledger!'. Who cares, I'll still see it.
Yet another Iron Man 3 poster, this time the international one-sheet, has been released. The imagery is pretty evocotive, taking place just after the destruction of Stark's Malibu mansion which is given a viking funeral in the Pacific Ocean in an attack from (presumably) the Mandarin--which I pray, pray, leads to the death of Gwyneth Paltrow. There's also a flurry of Iron Men flying up behind T. Stark, either it's a family reunion or shit's about to get real.
And while the print campaign for Iron Man 3 has been a lot of fun, with some great character one-sheets (still waiting for that Rebecca Hall one fellas), with the May 3rd release date looming, I could really use a new trailer here, You know, one with some idea of what the hell the plot is? Thanks.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Commando Dress for Iron Man 3 Premiere
I'll say this, while we don't have a general personality fondness for Gwyneth Paltrow, and, that whole World's Most Beautiful Woman nonsense from People magazine was annoying, if you're going to respond in a way we respect here, go commando to your big movie premiere the very same night. And Gwyneth Paltrow did at the Iron Man 3 premiere last night in Hollywood.
It was a big to do. Every single person with a camera in the city of Los Angeles was there last night. And Gwyneth flashed them a serious amount of skin beneath her sheer dress bottom. Now, most of the truly fun bits were obscured, but it was daring enough that we must give it a thumbs up (yes, that is our thumb) in terms of making a statement. That it did. Enjoy.