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Nerdtastic Fun: ‘Iron Man 3′ Has a Brand New (Animated) Ending (VIDEO)

By Paul | May 31, 2013 @ 3:00 pm
That's What Bothers You?

The ending to Iron Man 3 left more than a few nerds locked in some serious debate.

First, there's the fact that Tony Stark's latest chapter is basically ripping off The Incredibles.  You remember that part right? The part where the supervillain is going off on that whole monologue about how his whole supervillainy is basically the hero's fault? Yeah. And then there's that whole black-guy-superfriend in supersuit thing. Then, there's that whole business about the Avengers just completely sitting this one out. What gives?

Thanks to the fine folks over at How It Should Have Ended, someone finally said all of the things we were thinking (just like they always do) and more. Now that the movie made a billion freaking dollars, things can get a little blunter. Sure it was a great flick and all, but c'mon, is Iron Man all retired now? (The answer is, No, of course, because there's another Avengers movie coming up...)

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Gwyneth Paltrow Commando Dress for Iron Man 3 Premiere

By Bill Swift | April 25, 2013 @ 8:59 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Commando in a Sheer Dress for 'Iron Man 3' Hollywood Premiere
Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Commando in a Sheer Dress for 'Iron Man 3' Hollywood Premiere
Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Commando in a Sheer Dress for 'Iron Man 3' Hollywood Premiere
Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Commando in a Sheer Dress for 'Iron Man 3' Hollywood Premiere
Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Commando in a Sheer Dress for 'Iron Man 3' Hollywood Premiere
Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Commando in a Sheer Dress for 'Iron Man 3' Hollywood Premiere
Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Commando in a Sheer Dress for 'Iron Man 3' Hollywood Premiere
Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Commando in a Sheer Dress for 'Iron Man 3' Hollywood Premiere
Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Commando in a Sheer Dress for 'Iron Man 3' Hollywood Premiere
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I'll say this, while we don't have a general personality fondness for Gwyneth Paltrow, and, that whole World's Most Beautiful Woman nonsense from People magazine was annoying, if you're going to respond in a way we respect here, go commando to your big movie premiere the very same night. And Gwyneth Paltrow did at the Iron Man 3 premiere last night in Hollywood.

It was a big to do. Every single person with a camera in the city of Los Angeles was there last night. And Gwyneth flashed them a serious amount of skin beneath her sheer dress bottom. Now, most of the truly fun bits were obscured, but it was daring enough that we must give it a thumbs up (yes, that is our thumb) in terms of making a statement. That it did. Enjoy.

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A Belated Shoutout to Rebecca Hall Sideboob

By Bill Swift | April 23, 2013 @ 7:29 am
Rebecca Hall Sideboob at the Iron Man 3 Premiere in London
Rebecca Hall Sideboob at the Iron Man 3 Premiere in London
Rebecca Hall Sideboob at the Iron Man 3 Premiere in London
Rebecca Hall Sideboob at the Iron Man 3 Premiere in London
Rebecca Hall Sideboob at the Iron Man 3 Premiere in London
Rebecca Hall Sideboob at the Iron Man 3 Premiere in London
Rebecca Hall Sideboob at the Iron Man 3 Premiere in London
Rebecca Hall Sideboob at the Iron Man 3 Premiere in London
Rebecca Hall Sideboob at the Iron Man 3 Premiere in London
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The Iron Man 3 premiere in The Old Country toward the end of last week were pretty uneventful, but we'd be remiss if we neglected to show you the side boob wearing top worn by underrated brunette thespianic, Rebecca Hall. We are many things, many horrible things, but never remiss!

Rebecca Hall is certain to finally break through with an American audience after her turn in the big summer blockbuster. Of course, regular Egotastic! visitors are already one step ahead. Enjoy.

REBECCA HALL CAN TURN IT SERIOUSLY ON AS NEEDED
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Marvel Gives You a Glimpse Into Their Next Phase. My Advice: More Scarlet Johannson (VIDEO)

By Ian | April 3, 2013 @ 8:47 am
Entering Phase II

When the original Iron Man came out, I don't think anyone--especially Marvel--thought it was going to become what it did, which is basically the first cog in a giant machine known as Phase I. Phase I involved setting up a cast of characters that would be shoe-horned into each other's movies and lead up to the eventual Avengers film. Well that happened and everybody made a dump truck full of money (despite the fact that no one really likes Captain America all that much). Which now brings us to Phase II, which begins in exactly one month when Iron Man 3 hits theaters.

In the above video, check out the cast and crew of these movies lay out their plans for what Phase II will bring to audiences. ANd while I'm hoping this is the last time Gwyneth Paltrow will be talking about being in a Marvel movie, from what we've gleamed from the trailer, it looks like she'll be sticking around for awhile. Damn. And be sure to check out the entire Marvel release calendar for the next three years of your life after the jump. Read More » »

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Two New ‘Iron Man 3′ Spots to Jolt You Awake on a Monday Morning (VIDEO)

By Ian | March 25, 2013 @ 9:23 am
Iron So Far Away

Iron Man 3 doesn't open until May 3rd (unless you live in New Zealand where it opens April 18th--damn you, you Kiwi basterds!), but Marvel is ramping up the promotional campaign for the flick with a bevy of new posters and trailers. Two new 30-second spots were dropped today. In the trailer above we get to see more of Tony's new self-immobilizing suit in action--which seems like it would really hurt as he's basically getting pelted by heavy iron metal travelling at high velocity through the air, but hey.

Plus there's also the new international trailer, which surprisingly wasn't released on National Woman's Day the other week as Gwyneth Paltrow's role is featured prominently. In it we see her don the iron suit herself, presumably foreshadowing events that eventually turns her into a super hero in her own right as Rescue. Check out Gwyneth doing her best Iron Maiden karaoke after the jump. Check Out the Int'l Trailer »

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Just Incase You Haven’t Ordered Enough ‘Iron Man 3′ Posters Off Amazon Yet

By Ian | March 6, 2013 @ 11:48 am

I think the guys in Paramount's print marketing office has some kind of on-going feud with those in the video office because they've been battling it out this week between poster releases and a new trailer for Iron Man 3. Not to be outdone by yesterday's awesome new trailer for the newest Marvel film, yet another one-sheet for the film was put out today, this one showing the Iron League in the background with a beaten and battered Tony Stark holding on to Pepper Potts, as if her life depended on it (which I really hope it does).

I have a feeling that they're going to pull some kind of Dark Knight on us in this movie and kill off a pretty major character. And that character I'm hoping is Pepper Potts. Sure Gwyneth Paltrow is nice to look at, but we have Rebecca Hall for eye candy in this series now and quite frankly I don't think the death of Agent Coulson in The Avengers really was as devastating as the film's plot required everyone to act.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Strips Down in the New ‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer (VIDEO)

By Ian | March 5, 2013 @ 10:18 am
Stark Days Are Coming

The movie gods must be listening to the notes I keep leaving under my pillow at night. Because just the other day I was lauding/complaining about all the print campaign stuff being thrown at us for Iron Man 3 but the lack of footage content. And then, poof!, a new trailer hits our shores and it's got everything you want from an Iron Man trailer, including a split-second shot of Gwyneth Paltrow in her skivvies.

It also features a lot of ominous voiceover from Ben Kingsley as the Mandarin doing his best impression of Heath Ledger's Joker. No, seriously, it's clear Shane Black's one direction to him was 'More like Ledger!'. Who cares, I'll still see it.

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