Interviú Magazine Posts:

Veronika Balint Topless Girl of the Year for Interviu Magazine


Well, the chica of the year for Spain's Interviu magazine wasn't actually Spanish at all, she's Hungarian, although she resides in Spain and her pictures were voted on by somebody somewhere as the favorite for the magazine, all of which translates into us seeing the rather curvaceous, slightly science-aided, topless body of Veronika Balint.

Now, as you know, I'm the weak master of the Spanish language, so I read a few comments on the magazine sites about the choice of Veronika, who some are dissing as not being truly Spanish, and some are dissing as having some funbags that seem to defy the laws of physics. Consider me agnostic in these battles. I'm pretty much helpless, defenseless, and wallowing when it comes to nekkid women. I just like to look and smile dumbly and pray they don't call me derogatory names in languages I can't understand. Veronkia won, fair and square, we're giving her our due. Enjoy.

Noemi Merino Topless For Big Brother Alum Hot Bodied Fame


You already know that Big Brother is so much better overseas than in the U.S.. For the very same reason, contestants on the show become much bigger celebrities in their home country, as sweet bodied Noemi Merino did in Spain, turning into quite the public figure during and after her Gran Hermano TV run. Hey, they don't just make Kardashians in this country after all.

Featured in the latest edition of Interviu magazine, Noemi shows you exactly why you wish you could be locked in a house with her for the duration. There would be lots of shower time, I assure you. Muy en fuego. Enjoy.

Andrea Carmona Topless Sultry Goodness for the Single Spanish Lady Win


Andrea Carmona is making quite the name for herself as the senorita en fuego who appeared on one of Spain's TV reality dating shows. Just as in the U.S., you're supposed to believe that these model hot 20-year old girls are having a terrific time finding love in the big city and need the help of  dating show to keep them from spending another lonely Saturday night.

Hey, I'm as willing to buy into any half-decent fantasy, but I must say especially after seeing Andrea topless and ridiculously teasy hot in Interviu magazine, I find it somewhat difficult to accept that she has a hard time meeting guys. If she's spending nights alone in the flannel jammies, it has to be by choice. I would be begging her to hit the tapas bars with me. Ah, the burdens of being smoking hot. Enjoy.

Spanish Bachelorette Luisi Takes It All Off For Her Ultimate Interview


Now, you may not be a big viewer of reality programming in Spain, but suffice it to say, the same craptastic on the airwaves here is on over there, including a bunch of Bachelorette types shows, which are merely blown out versions of the old Dating Game I suppose. But, every now and then, like on U.S. reality TV, there are some female type revelations, like Luisi, the 40-something eligible bachelorette who has taken Spain by storm.

I guess she's already slept with a few famous sports and TV personalities in Spain, then she became a show contestant to try and find love, but, most importantly of all, she decided to take her clothes off for a cover pictorial in Interviu magazine. So, in the end, you can see she is a giving woman, as well as quite the veteran hottie. I don't imagine she'll have trouble finding love. I'd like to give her a little love right this very minute, a good chance to practice my burgeoning Spanish language skills. I just need to know how to say, 'Are you allergic to strawberry jam in your sensitive places?' Enjoy.

Lucia Hoyos Topless Pictures Deliver Spanish TV Actress Muy Sextastica


In case you don't watch much Spanish television, I mean, television in Spain, not even the glorious Latin American telenovelas I so lust, you may not be familiar with Lucia Hoyos. But, I assure you, after seeing her outrageously hot body drawing back a bow and arrow, you will not soon forget her.

Featured in this month's Interviu magazine, the delicious Lucia takes to the great outdoors, as the perfect opportunity to get out of her clothes and make you wonder why American TV thespianics have to be urged for years to show a brief bit of skin. Not that all is perfect in Spain, but all is most definitely perfect in this en fuego pictorial. Disfruta.

Rhian Sugden Topless Cheeky Goodness for Interviu


Oh, how I miss Rhian Sugden and her natural blonde beauty. Well, the hair may not be all natural, but the important bits remain untouched by hands other than for romantic intent. Seeing Rhian Sugden in this cheeky topless spread in Interviu magazine in Spain, well, it's quite a nice Friday treat.

Rhian truly is one of those stunning young women of the sextastic world who makes you smile every time you see them. And when her clothes come off, well, you just smile all over. I also get a rash, but my doctor tells me it's most psychosomatic, which I think is Latin for the fact that I really like hot nekkid blonde girls. I just wish the rash would move to an easier place to powder. Enjoy.

Ana Belen Balboa Topless Ginger Treats for Her Fifteen Minutes of Political Family Fame


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Here's a new tradition popping up in Europe. If you're the family member of somebody famous in politics, you take your clothes off for the magazines to get notoriety. Did I happen to mention how much I love and honor tradition?

Ana Belen Balboa is the latest political family member to get topless for the magazines, and she has quite a ginger thing going on. Ana is the prima of the new First Lady of Spain, from a political family herself, and doing her part to improve relations on all sides of the aisle by removing her clothes for Interviu magazine.

Now, I'm not suggesting we want to start seeing Obama cousins or Bush daughters getting nekkid (whoa, hang onto that last part for a second), but I am saying that if they do, you will see it here first. I mean, before I get shipped off to some secret prison facility. Enjoy.