Interviú Magazine Posts:

Melissa Martinez Topless Photoshoot in Interviú Magazine

 

The sultry Melissa Martinez showed off her hot Latin chichis in a topless photoshoot for Interviu magazine. I was trying to think up an adjective to explain the awesomeness of Melissa's funbags and the only thing I can come up with is sublime. Her boobies are perfection personified. They are the kind of ta-tas you just want to curl up to and go to sleep. She should really make a concerted effort to never wear a shirt ever again. She needs to be like those Amazonian natives that always have their jubblies out like you might see on a National Geographic special. As if that weren't enough, she's also got herself an incredibly tight and curvy booty. This is a great thing to wake up to, my friends.

I plan on looking at these pictures throughout the day as a kind of pick-me-up. Think of Melissa's boobs as a Five Hour Energy but, you know, boobs.

Cora Deitz Topless Perfection Beach Shoot in Interviu

 

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You could ask yourself what a Carolina girl is doing topless on the cover of a Spanish magazine, or you could just delight visually in the lust you have found. I choose to focus my energies entirely to my eyeballs to take in the passion inducing body of Cora Deitz and her perfectly pert and perty funbags in Interviu magazine. Wow, Cora may just be getting one lucky dinner invitation to the Sizzler soon from a famous blogger who isn't famous. I'm sure she's excited.

Cora has been doing a bunch of international modeling in manly men's magazines and the like, so the young sextastic beauty is beginning to make a name for herself. We will help as best possible to get her name, and, naturally, her ridiculously hot body, out there as well. It's only three syllables. But a far more complex bit of entertainment. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless Hotness Invades Interivu Magazine

 

I guess I wasn't the only one celebrating Rosie Jones epic funbags and her birthday this weekend. The good folks at Interviu magazine in Spain saw fit to honor Rosie with their cover and a sweet spread of her chestal goodness within.

Rosie Jones was born to model and make people happy. Not many people can say they're doing precisely as Mother Nature intended. Rosie brings so much happiness to so many people and at just 24 now, she has so many more years to keep doing so. Her legacy is as firm as... well, never mind. The point is, Rosie Jones is a goddess to whom I would bring purified rain water in a lotus leaf each morning to gently wake her. Well, first the morning sex, then the lotus leaf bit. A man has to keep his priorities. Enjoy.

Nazaret Aracil Topless Bedroom Shoot For Your Heavenly Hot Soap Opera Star Leering

 

Nazaret Aracil reminds me of every woman I ever wanted to make mad, passionate love to after seeing on television. The list is relatively long like 1,500 or so names, but Nazaret might jump toward the top of the list (lucky her) after seeing her bare her wares in Interviu Magazine.

Now, you may not be familiar with Nazaret unless you're big on Spanish TV where Nazaret is on a bunch of soaps, but just imagine being that boy in Spain who's seen her on TV before and thought to himself, hombre, I'd sure like to see that sextastica topless. Now, they can. If only we had similar powers here in the U.S. where TV actresses rarely make their way to the studios for topless glamour pictorials. Alas, such are the windmills I have left to tilt. And tilt I shall, while still staring at the crazy hotness of Nazaret Aracil. Wow. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Crazy Hot Topless Treats to Warm Your Cockles and Liven Your Soul

 

We do so have a crush on brunette German show-woman and exhibitionist model Micaela Schaefer. Whether it be the streets of Berlin or a Hollywood movie premiere, Micaela manages to find the perfectly revealing outfit for the occasion. She's not a particularly shy girl, in public or on the pages of magazines, including this month's Interviu magazine in Spain where she and her fine female form are being heralded for making so many men smile.

Micaela seems like quite a fun girl to hang around. First, she smiles a lot. Second, she seems to love a good prank. Third, she's always nekkid. Of those three qualities, only the third really matters, though the first two would come into play if we were roommates. As we are in many of my dreams. Micaela, you do Germany quite proud today. Enjoy.

Olga Torres, One Motorcycle, Two Funbags, Five Minutes of Happy Leering

 

If you've been to Spain you know how much they love their motorsports, including motorbiking leagues that are immensely popular in Europe where gas prices make two wheeling the preferred transport option for a ton more people. Naturally, wherever there is sports and money and media you will find a country's sultry hot women hanging around, in the middle of controversies and generally just providing scandal by posing topless in magazines like Interviu.

Such is the case with Olga Torres, who is the sister of a big hitter in the motorcycle racing leagues and the girlfriend of another. I can't keep the entire familial soap opera straight, but I can feel rather groovy ogling Olga's slender fine topless body doing various things with motorcycles that surely makes me jealous of those fast rides. I can't think of a much hotter scene than a sultry Latina topless on a motorcycle. And I think about these things all day long. Enjoy.

Lauren Vickers Topless Aussie Goodness for Interviu

 

You may know Lauren Vickers as the sextastic model from Down Under. Or you may know her as the girlfriend of some really famous French motorcycle rider. I'd really just prefer her for the former, although it is the latter that helped her onto the pages of Spain's Interviu magazine where she shows off her own two-stroke funbags of delight.

Someday, I'd like to think that I could spend my days cruising around on a motorcycle then spend me evenings unwinding with the likes of Lauren Vickers. I suppose I might have to put up with that 'being French' part, but even that I could allow if Lauren's funbags were to be my evening's prize. That is the length I will go to for perfect chest puppies. I am nothing if not committed. Enjoy.