It’s hard to imagine perhaps, but easy to ogle, almost four decades now of Madonna
topless photo portraits, starting with her teen nude modeling for rent check days to this new topless rather processed bondage thingamajig in Interview magazine
. Either way, at fifty-six, I’m going to refer to it as bold and quite leer worthy.
Madonna may no longer be the Material Girl or the Blond Ambition young lady, but she is still pushing the boundaries of the exhibitionist at her veteran age and we at Egotastic! will never dismiss such a contribution. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Interview Magazine
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Jessica Chastain doesn’t get enough lust love from the gentlemen oglers. She’d kind of always under the radar because she play such serious roles in the movies. Even though she has shown a willingness to flash her lovely udders, which to be in the ultimate sign of thespianic excellence. But she dolls up nice. Or dolls down nice as the case may be in the latest edition of Interview magazine.
Once again we see the surprisingly evocative use of black and white photography with a classically beautiful woman like Jessica. She’s a bit too modest in these photos, but you get the general sextastic drift by leafing through her various bits of role playing hotness. You don’t need to be obvious to get the boys attention, as my senile older aunt used to tell me because she thought for some reason I was a slutty girl. She was at least half right. Enjoy.
Just a little mini-something something from the forty-four year old Naomi Campbell, a supermodel who understands you’re never too important or too successful to show off your lovely teats when the moment is right. In this quickie pictorial by the pool in Interview magazine, Naomi reminds us all that she once was queen, and that queen had some perfectly fine funbags.
Listen up all the rest of you Hollywood ladies who claim to be stars, you don’t get in my book of the sextastic until you flash your bare yams anywhere from on the beach to in fancy ladies magazines. I care not. But, I do need to see them for myself before I sign your permission slip. Enjoy.
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Okay, there’s just one topless picture in the set, still, bravo to British thespianic Keira Knightley for going full-frontal topless in Interview magazine. There aren’t many mainstream young actresses who would undertake such an exhibition. Now then, your next thought. Yes, I can read your mind. My powers of clairvoyance are matched only by my ability to power nap in the middle of the day. Keira is a rather modestly chested woman. Obviously, as purveyors of all things pert and plump, we are used to see our boobtastic gals with a bit more of the bosomly gifts. But that doesn’t in any way negate the fact that the fairer sex comes in all shapes and sizes.
Keira may not be your cup of tea, but for some out there, their tea kettle is already whistling and ready to blow. Hence, why I try not to censor the skintastic of attractive celebrities too much, because everybody likes something different. Keira, we applaud your bravery. And your wet hair. That is kind of hot. Enjoy.
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It’s not the topless we’ve been hoping to see these seven long months now since Kendall Jenner has turned eighteen, but we are definitely getting closer. Let’s put it this way, Kendall is definitely now shooting topless. Although her hands and arms are up and blocking her good bits still, I dare you to hold up your hands and arms in the air and hold them. They get tired. This can’t possibly go on much longer for her. Not to mention sneaky peek outtakes which must exist somewhere.
Featured in the new edition of Interview magazine, Kendall does put on the typical topless covered model pose down, proving that she not only has the looks and body and birthright to be a model, but she’s got the finer points down as well. I suspect she’ll go pretty far in this world, though hopefully not too much farther without first lowering her hands. Enjoy.
For all the more emotionally mature roles Elle Fanning plays in her thespianic career, she’s still the younger Fanning sister and more often than not quite hippy conservative in her appearance and demeanor. Consider this new photoshoot for Interview magazine something of a coming out party for Elle, who still expresses her whimsical counterculture side, while also donning more Jenner like wardrobe in what is sure to be remembered as Elle’s turn into full ingenue status in Hollywood.
We continue to treat Elle Fanning as the cute, fun loving, full-time starlet that she is. With reverence and respect. I believe those are my two middle names. Along with Cecil. Damn you ancestors! But bless you Elle Fanning. Enjoy.
Someday, I hope Adriana Lima actually opens up one of the many crayon written notecards with attached stick figure drawings I’ve been sending her for years. It’s not like they are not extremely complimentary correspondences, in great detail really of all her finer points. There’s no reason for Adriana to be modest about her world class looks, as seen on display here in Germany’s Interview magazine. Oh, so close to tend reveals of Adriana’s Brazilian fine funbags.
I suppose when I finally do get to meet Adriana, maybe as I perhaps sneak over a fence, under a trailer and past a guard into her makeup room on the set of a photoshoot, I’ll be able to share with her all my feelings about her lust inducing good looks. At least as many as I can blurt out before her whistle elicits an armed response. So hot. Enjoy.