Iheart Radio Music Festival

Taylor Swift Upskirt iHeartRadio Performance

iHeartRadio? More like iHeart looking up Taylor Swift‘s skirt, amiright? Taylor performed at the gigantic concert along with thousands of other artists, or at least it felt like there were thousands of them. She wore a short pink skirt with matching crop top. But, since the intrepid cameramen are shooting upshots from the lip of the stage, they got a look straight up Taylor’s skirt. The result is just a peek at what has seduced all of those men to date her even though they know that when they break up she’s going to write a nasty song about them. In other words, you could see right up her skirt. From what I can see, I can tell that she has one of mother nature’s truly miraculous booties under there. Taylor already has my favorite celebrity legs and bare mid-riff, which are also clearly shown in these pics, but now she also has one of my favorite derrieres.

It’s things like these pics that make life worth living, you know?

Taylor Swift, Fergie, and Arielle Kebbel Highlight the Sextastic at the iHeart Radio Festival

Granted, the iHeart Radio Festival in Vegas each September might be the largest assemblage of pop music’s more craptastic hot artists of the moment, but there’s no denying that like all such similar events, the hot girls come out to be seen in show and on the red carpet. iHeart Radio is no small player, so when they put the hooks out to the publicity agents for top level talent, top level talent migrates to Sin City for the weekend. Hotties such as Taylor Swift, a mighty fine looking Fergie, Arielle Kebbel, Sophia Bush, and more show up to strut their finest and talk about all the crazy hot boy bands.

I may never understand teeny music with a fresh funky Casio beat. But I do know pretty girls. And they do tend to be around that same horrific music. So, suck it up like I do and talk about how Iggy Azalea music is really powerful if you want to either be popular with a niece or intend to date anybody under 30 who works in the food services or retail mall industries. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Headlines and Asslines iHeart Radio Festival (Along with Katy Perry, Avril Lavigne, and Ashley Greene)

You knew Miley Cyrus wasn’t going to close up her dog and pony show act before iHeart, the biggest pop music spectacular of the year in Las Vegas each September. She put on quite the noteworthy performance, including several key see-through costumes and her now customary tongue wagging and twerking. The kids ate it up, as did many a gentleman ogler.

Joining Miley on stage in the diva category were Katy Cocktease strutting her wares and Avril Lavigne doing some kind of Twisted Sister homage or something. It didn’t hurt that Ashley Greene showed up to announce and hang out in a loose bit of clothing. Life could be worse. Though it is hard to imagine worse music.

Here’s a bunch of the sextastic ladies who made it out to Vegas for the red carpet as well, including Our Lady of Maria Menounos, the Kardashians and Jenners, naturally, and Courtney Bingham:

Miley Cyrus and Maria Menounous Our Favorite Desert Hotties at iHeart Radio Music Festival in Vegas

Still not really sure who programs the iHeart Radio Music Festival every September out in Vegas, but the theme seems to be just get the most popular music acts out there and heap them together in one big pile of rock, pop, rap, MTV style making of the most consumer friendly sausage ever. It’s shameless, but ever so popular, natch, and on the upside, the annual monster music show in Sin City brings out hella hotties for both performances and to walk the celebrity red carpet.

Two of our favorites this year were the newly blonde-spiked Miley Cyrus, wearing a see-through top, but sadly and unusually covered for her and Maria Menounos, who needs no reason to show up wherever she wants in hot tight leather pants. Joining this dynamic duo were Nina Dobrev, Taylor Swift, Christina Milian, and Miranda Lambert in a nice fleshy, but not nearly showy enough, pile of desert strip sextastic. Enjoy.