Sylvie Meis Bikinis in the Hunkemöller Collection for Your Viewing Pleasure

Well, Sylvie van der Vaart is now officially Sylvie Meis once again after ditching her husband who kind of ditched her during her breast cancer tenure. She could call herself by any name and I’d still know that Dutch hot model and TV personality body. This 30-something smiling bit of sunshine has been captivating us in lingerie and bikinis for some time now, never disappointing, forever leaving tingles.

Featured in the new Hunkemöller swimwear collection, Sylvie shows why a hottie rose by any other name is still a rose. Or a girl you’d like to help change in and out of swimsuits for her catalog work. Sylvie, now that you’re officially single, I think it’s time you and I got together to discuss U.S.- Netherlands relations. You bring your bikini, I’ll bring my you’ve been a naughty girl paddle and we’ll resolve all outstanding issues. Enjoy.

Sylvie van der Vaart Sextastic in Silky Thigh-Highs for Hunkemöller

This Dutch girl is really starting to grow on me. I’d prefer to reverse that arrangement. Sylvie Van Der Vaart is all kinds of wicked Eurasian hot and showing off again these days and it’s making me feel like a young boy in the pool again just discovering that kicking my legs in a certain direction feels much better than it should. Oh, can it.

Featured in the new Hunkemöller lingerie shoot, Sylvie shows that her beauty is more than skin deep, it’s sextastic in lace and quite crazy hot in exhibition for the explicit purpose of selling lacy black undies. I can’t possibly think of a higher calling. Enjoy.

Sylvie van der Vaart Lingerie Pictures Say Eff You to Cancer and Hello to Christmas Hotness!

We pull hard (as it were) for all super hotties, but Dutch TV hottie and footballer WAG, Sylvie van der Vaart, who survived a serious bout with the Big C, well, it tugs (as it were) at our heartstrings just a little bit more. And now Sylvie van der Vaart is back in a big way and just in time for the true Christmas spirit, that is, sextastic celebrities dressed up in yuletide silky nothings.

Looking supernova hot in a photoshoot for the Hunkemöller Christmas Collection, Sylvie reminds us of both the fragility of the human body, and also the tremendous joy a body like Sylvie’s can bring to the eyes (if not hands and such). Good on you, Sylvie. Goal!