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Humpday Huzzah! Holly Peers Faptastic Funbags Ever So Perfect in Zoon


I feel like I haven't seen Holly Peers perfect chesty delights in forever. Even an hour away from her nurturing mammaries is too long for any man, let alone a baby, to endure.

Featured in this month's Zoo magazine, Holly shows why she doesn't need much styling or set decoration, let alone wardrobe, to be the belle of the visual ball. She's the kind of neighbor lady you hope doesn't install shades because she assumes nobody would be crazy enough to build a fifty-foot ladder of thatch and gum just to peek into her boudoir. Those are the kind of neighbor ladies that have yet to live next door to me. I'd build an escalator to the moon for the chance to see Holly lotioning her perfect jugs each evening. Then I'd never get off of it. Damn, Holly, you get me every time. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Alice Goodwin Topless Made Simply Hot in Zoo Magazine


To know Alice Goodwin is to know love. Well, to know the love of some faptastic funbags on a raven haired Brit beauty. I'm not really sure how you even describe love beyond that. It's my definition at least.

Appearing quite simply, frontally, and boobtastically bare in Zoo magazine, Alice and her hefty chest puppies prove that you don't need lots of staging and styling, let alone wardrobe, to make a lasting artistic impression on your eyeballing audience. No need for profound metaphors here, just outstanding yams. I feel like a kid in a toy store except that's not model airplanes capturing my attention. Alice, you are ever so passion inducing. Huzzah!

Humpday Huzzah! Jessica Davies Topless Striptease Deserves Your Attention


We don't need a day of the week to celebrate beautiful bodies and sweet funbags, but why else would anybody make a holiday to celebrate anything else? During the midpoint of each work week, we like to call attention specifically to one girl whose body and looks give us so much happiness, she probably doesn't even realize. Today, that particular vision of lovely is Jessica Davies, so ridiculously hot and tingle inducing, Jess couldn't possibly fathom how many millions of men and Sapphic leaning women she makes smile just by stripping out of her clothes and smiling lovingly for the camera.

Someday, I'd like to go to this bar where they keep shooting beautiful women taking their lingerie tops off. The bars I go to are mostly dudes who smell like hot sauce. Not nearly as nice as finding Jessica Davies in just her panties grabbing an Amstel at the bar and patting the seat next to her she saved just for you. Dare to dream. Huzzah!

Humpday Huzzah! Abbey Barnsley Topless Lingerie Sextasticular (Man, She Is So Hot, Santa, Please, For Christmas)


Abbey Barnsley and I have an ongoing lust affair. I'd like to think it's mutual, but I have to admit it mostly seems to be me ogling her ridiculously hot body and she not knowing who the hell I am, or caring. I could be reading that wrong, but I've become pretty good at knowing when I'm being disregarded. I don't even get the 'leave me alone, I own a gun and a dog' letters. I love those letters, often scented.

In her latest incarnation, Abbey is down to her panties and showing off the visual wonderments that make her one of my very favorite glamourous models from the Isle of England. She's a natural with those innocently naughty come hither glances that make me want to come hither ever so badly. I know you can't turn it off, Abbey, and I'd never ask you to. Huzzah!

Humpday Huzzah! Emma K Strips Topless Out of Her Prom Dress


Okay, so maybe that prom interpretation is just in my head. I am jilted to this day from experiencing not one, but two separate equally failed prom nights during my high school experience. It codified in my mind that I would never ever again don a tux unless intimate activity with a woman was at least a strong possibility. It's simply not worth trying to figure out how to tie a bow tie for any other reason. No offense to people who like bow ties.

Still, seeing the deliciously delightful and body hot Emma K stripping out of her fancy dress leaves me reminiscing for what might have been, you know, if I'd been smart enough to take Emma K to my prom instead of stupid what's-her-face. Emma has the dual talent of stripping with a smile and having the treasure chest of plenty once undressed. I couldn't think of a better way to celebrate the midpoint of our week than with the blessedly hot peaks of Emma K. It's never to late to redo your prom night. Huzzah!

Humpday Huzzah! Hayley-Marie Coppin Topless Oily Lovely, Just Plain Old Perfect


Oh, happy days, well, half way there, when we reach that mid-section of the work week, that time when we reflect deep in our souls and ask ourselves, hmm, I wonder if leering at photos of hot Hayley-Marie Coppin topless and pouring oil onto her sweet funbags will cure what ails me? It works for me, but as with all salves and balms, I suggest you consult your own doctor before staring for too long at her epic pair.

Hayley-Marie Coppin reminds me of the girlfriend I've desired since I was a young man. That is, sextastic, alluring, and rubbing greasy goop onto her sweet yams for no apparent reason. I did once date a girl who worked in the record store and liked to keep her hands moisturized. So, sort of close. Hayley-Marie, thank you for making me believe I can still be a better man. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Marissa Nekkid Shower Shoot for American Apparel


I must admit, I'm not exactly sure where American Apparel runs their more racy nekkid style photos. You don't really see them at the bus stops where the kids hang out. But I suppose using hot nekkid sweetheart models to promote your name is marketing A-plus in the day of Tumblr and social media and viral content. Mostly I've decided to stop asking any more questions and just hope American Apparel keeps coming out with these candid styled topless model shoots to get their name out there. Photos of wicked hot ingenues such as Marissa, just Marissa, in the shower, out in the streets, other urchin type street kid themes to get the kids to buy some expensive hoodies.

On Wednesday's we celebrate the middle of the week and the mid-section of the sextastic ladies we like the most, even the ones pimping merchandise for questionable retailers. We celebrate them all! Huzzah!