Make no mistake, Egotastic! is an equal opportunity employer. To host our weekly wrap-up show, Hottest of the Hot, you don't even need to speak English as a first language. Granted, it does help if you have other job skills to contribute. And Jordan Carver has some skills, oh, trust me, she has some big skills.
Egotastic! got a chance to shoot Jordan Carver exclusively for a photo pictorial you will see, oh, in about a week (and, my god, it crossed a line off my personal bucket list, two actually if you count the fact that I had always want to experience life as a dairy farmer), and we wasted no time in asking Jordan to host our fun time Hottest of the Hot, so we could spend even more time ogling her fine form and to hear her say the word 'motherf***er was just priceless.
So, check out Hottest of the Hot, or just check out Jordan, counting down the Top 5 most clicked pics of the past week on Egotastic! Enjoy.
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HOTTEST OF THE HOT: Who Was the Most Clicked Celebrity This Week on Egotastic! (VIDEO)
Note: we completed this week's Hottest of the Hot right before the break of the Kate Middleton princess perky reveals. So, you can imagine, she actually would have done quite well in this competition.
We love the opportunity to gather in the uniquely small and poorly air-conditioned man-cave known as the Egotastic! offices and dig into the numbers, see where you all have been digging your mouse clicks during the week, and voting informally on your own hottest pictures of the week. We are forever surprised at the results. But we love surprises. And we brought in Simone Boyce to announce it all (including my horrible joke of the week).
Check it all out and see if you can guess who had the most clicks this week on Egotastic!
(And, don't forget to throw some love out to Simone Boyce on Twitter.)