Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum Steamy In Lingerie For The New Sia Video

Finally, a Sia video I can really wrap my head, and hands, around. Sia’s become quite famous for her angst filled songs and her even more angst ridden music videos featuring little girl versions of herself and for some reason Shia LaBeouf without clothes on. That should suffice for the epitome of all things not Egotastic. But this Fire Meets Gasoline music video quite the opposite, thanks to the sextastic spotlight on Heidi Klum bouncing around in black lingerie.

I’m sure like all Sia songs this one is depressing and morbid but I choose to find nothing but hope and optimism in the ridiculously hot Forties and Faptastic body of the German supermodel. Heidi Klum makes everything better. I only wish she’d go back to creating content for guys, even if her fortune is coming from her female audience. She has so much left to give. I’m making my own list for her in that regard of things I’d like to receive. Heidi in black lingerie should turn many boys into men and many men into begging fools. Such is the power of the wicked hot mom. Enjoy.

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Heidi Klum Major Cleavage Show For “America’s Got Talent” Season 10 Red Carpet

Teutonic beauty Heidi Klum showed off her mighty jugs at a red carpet event for America’s Got Talent. Heidi was sporting a semi see-through dress with a deep plunging neckline. The result was some mondo cleavage action. I’ve been a fan of Heidi’s schnitzels since back in the day when she graced the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog when I was in high school. That’s a twenty year love affair that will last forever. As if all of that boobage wasn’t enough, Heidi’s dress was also hella short, which meant that you got a good long look at those famous legs. Heidi has got that classical tall model thing going and most of that is her long, luscious legs. She’s the kind of woman that only gets better with age like a fine wine.

Admiring Heidi’s sexiness was the only thing that got me through being forced to watch several seasons of Project Runway. But it was worth it to see her amazing cleav and legs. Sometimes you have to sacrifice.

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Heidi Klum Launches Her Lingerie Collection In NYC

Teutonic beauty Heidi Klum was looking cleavy and confident at the launch of her new lingerie line. No longer will she be strutting around showing off other people’s underwear, no sir. Now she’s the one holding the garter belt. Heidi was wearing a white sexy suit thing that was cut way low. The result is that you get a nice peek at those legendary funbags. There is some cleav for the ages going on here. I’ve been a big fan of Heidi’s boobage since back in the day when she appeared in the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog that would arrive at my house growing up. I always did enjoy looking at those righteous melons. Then later when my wife made me watch Project Runway, I always hoped Heidi would be skimpily dressed. She rarely disappointed.

Maybe she’ll model all of her lingerie herself. That would be epic.

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Heidi Klum Launches Her Lingerie Line In Melbourne With Long Legs and Veteran Hotness

If you’re going to launch a lingerie line, you’re going to want to look pretty damn incredibly hot. Not a problem really for Heidi Klum, who went Down Under to launch the Aussie wing of her intimates line. She looked damn amazing. If you’d ever want to wear somebody’s underwear, you could do worse than this veteran hot model.

Heidi Klum is not only a member of the forty and faptastic club, she’s a VIP feature. It’s simply wunderbar how these genetically blessed models just seem to get more and more desirable with age. Also, bank accounts, but mostly looks, I try to keep my superficial priorities. I certainly know I’d buy up her entire bra and panties line if only she whispered the command in my ear. With just a hint of yelling right at the end to push me over the top. Heidi, do with me as you please. I won’t hardly peep. Enjoy.

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Heidi Klum Lingerie Line Self Pimping Hotness, The HK Intimate Photos Are Here!

If anybody happens to have a bucket full of ice and some saltpeter by the pound, please send it in my direction. I’ll be the guy hiding behind the curtain trying to look natural. Damn, Heidi Klum. Just stop it. I mean, don’t ever stop it.

The German model turned mega- business woman turned back to veteran hot MILFtastic model took to the photo studio to be shot in her own lingerie line, HK. Granted, that’s not the most creative name for undies in the world, but I’ll just assume the H stands for Hottie and the K for Kinky. Though I suppose it could be Heidi’s initials as well. Who cares. In her presence in panties and lacy bras I’m merely going to compliment everything there is about her and her silky little nothings. There’ll be time for criticism after the amazing sex. At least, that’s when I usually get it. Heidi for the win! Enjoy.

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Heidi Klum Showers In A Bikini And Then Goes Jet Skiing In St. Barts

Oh, Heidi Klum. You’ve lived as a regular contributor to men’s spank tanks for over 25 years now and you’re still going strong. This time Heidi was spotted taking a shower on a boat in a tiny bikini. As usual, those famous Teutonic ta-tas were prominently featured. There is a bit of sideboobage action as well as some nice cleavage. As if that wasn’t enough of a treat for her fans she also has that perfect German booty to boot. I remember eagerly awaiting the Victoria’s Secret catalog when I was in high school back in the 90′s to check out that perfect thumper in various frilly underpanties. Sometimes the classics are the way to go and her derriere is a classic.

My wife used to make me watch that Project Runway show she does. The major problem with that show is that she’s too clothed. I guarantee a ratings boost if she did it in a bikini.

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Heidi Klum Is One Hot Soccer Mom

Your average soccer mom does not look like Heidi Klum. If that were the case a hell of a lot more soccer dads would attend their kid’s games. Sad, but true, y’all. Heidi wore a pair of cut-off short shorts and a black tank top to watch her kids play soccer in the park. The tank top has a deep plunging neckline. The result is some nice cleav action to go with all the running around and ball kicking. The short shorts sow off those legendary long Teutonic legs that made Heidi a household name and led to her getting that show about fashion designers making dresses out of garbage or whatever. All I know is that I hope when and if I reproduce that my kid’s teammates have moms in anyway similar to Heidi.

The really amazing thing is that she managed to still look like that after having like 15 of Seal’s kids. Some people have just won the genetic lottery.