If you’re going to launch a lingerie line, you’re going to want to look pretty damn incredibly hot. Not a problem really for Heidi Klum, who went Down Under to launch the Aussie wing of her intimates line. She looked damn amazing. If you’d ever want to wear somebody’s underwear, you could do worse than this veteran hot model.
Heidi Klum is not only a member of the forty and faptastic club, she’s a VIP feature. It’s simply wunderbar how these genetically blessed models just seem to get more and more desirable with age. Also, bank accounts, but mostly looks, I try to keep my superficial priorities. I certainly know I’d buy up her entire bra and panties line if only she whispered the command in my ear. With just a hint of yelling right at the end to push me over the top. Heidi, do with me as you please. I won’t hardly peep. Enjoy.
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If anybody happens to have a bucket full of ice and some saltpeter by the pound, please send it in my direction. I’ll be the guy hiding behind the curtain trying to look natural. Damn, Heidi Klum. Just stop it. I mean, don’t ever stop it.
The German model turned mega- business woman turned back to veteran hot MILFtastic model took to the photo studio to be shot in her own lingerie line, HK. Granted, that’s not the most creative name for undies in the world, but I’ll just assume the H stands for Hottie and the K for Kinky. Though I suppose it could be Heidi’s initials as well. Who cares. In her presence in panties and lacy bras I’m merely going to compliment everything there is about her and her silky little nothings. There’ll be time for criticism after the amazing sex. At least, that’s when I usually get it. Heidi for the win! Enjoy.
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Oh, Heidi Klum. You’ve lived as a regular contributor to men’s spank tanks for over 25 years now and you’re still going strong. This time Heidi was spotted taking a shower on a boat in a tiny bikini. As usual, those famous Teutonic ta-tas were prominently featured. There is a bit of sideboobage action as well as some nice cleavage. As if that wasn’t enough of a treat for her fans she also has that perfect German booty to boot. I remember eagerly awaiting the Victoria’s Secret catalog when I was in high school back in the 90′s to check out that perfect thumper in various frilly underpanties. Sometimes the classics are the way to go and her derriere is a classic.
My wife used to make me watch that Project Runway show she does. The major problem with that show is that she’s too clothed. I guarantee a ratings boost if she did it in a bikini.
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Your average soccer mom does not look like Heidi Klum. If that were the case a hell of a lot more soccer dads would attend their kid’s games. Sad, but true, y’all. Heidi wore a pair of cut-off short shorts and a black tank top to watch her kids play soccer in the park. The tank top has a deep plunging neckline. The result is some nice cleav action to go with all the running around and ball kicking. The short shorts sow off those legendary long Teutonic legs that made Heidi a household name and led to her getting that show about fashion designers making dresses out of garbage or whatever. All I know is that I hope when and if I reproduce that my kid’s teammates have moms in anyway similar to Heidi.
The really amazing thing is that she managed to still look like that after having like 15 of Seal’s kids. Some people have just won the genetic lottery.
Every year Fashion Week begins in New York and every year I ridicule the entire process of expensive frivolity then every year by the end I’m feeling blessed for Fashion Week because of all the wonderfully hot women in hardly any clothing strutting about New York trying to look trendy and exhibitionist. It really is a fair trade if I’m being honest.
The latest and greatest is the stridently sextastic Heidi Klum flashing her motherly mams whilst headed to the Michael Kors show at Fashion Week. Oh, boy, you don’t want to miss that one. At least, you don’t want to miss hot German model MILFtastic deep cleavage on the way there. Fashion Week giveth and it taketh away. Right now I’m focused on a couple of the hot giveth parts on Heidi Klum. They definitely are giveth-ing me something. Enjoy.
Let me see. Tall, blonde, rich, single, super hot. Oh, Heidi Klum, you are so ready to be my friends with benefits.
The German model turned American businesswoman nearly stopped traffic in New York City, well, the traffic that was moving at least, strutting about in a super tight short red dress, showing off her exquisite veteran hot body and some legs that you don’t just get by wishing for them. At 41, Heidi shows no signs of slowing down on the corruption of young men specialty arts, often showing off fine feathered parts of her MILFtastic body in public settings. At the beach, she’ll often show you even more.
Heidi, there’s absolutely no reason we can’t be together for the next three to six months in a torrid romance that one day you’ll look back on and barely remember. As for me, I shall cherish every moment. Let our lovemaking bring peace to the world as church bells around the world ring if only to cover the sound of my plaintive wails. Enjoy.
The AMFAR gala at the Cannes Film Festival was a veritable smorgasbord of hotness. Sweet lord there were boobs galore. Irina Shayk wore a pink dress that showed off not only deep cleav but also most of her sexy legs. Legendary hottie Heidi Klum was also on hand in a blue dress with a plunging neckline that showed off the inner sides of her funbags and a deep slit that revealed her fabulous Teutonic legs. Bombshell singer Nicole Scherzinger was there in a black dress that basically only covered her nips, so there was side and top boob all over the place. In addition, classic beauty Sharon Stone was at the event and she seems to have forgotten her bra at home. Needless to to say that the slit in the front of her dress made us relive our teenage Basic Instinct fantasies. What can I say about Rosario Dawson’s cleavage-filled dress with peek-a-boo window to her ta-tas? Yes, please is what I can say! Michelle Rodriguez also brought along her sideboobs. Basically, what I’m telling you is that everyone had their ladies out. Lara Stone basically wore a push-up bra and Dita Von Teese wore one of her typical sideboobtacular dresses. Kylie Minogue might as well have just come shirtless. And Alessandra Ambrosio? She was busting out all over.
If all of these spectacular ladies and their sideboobs didn’t raise enough money then nothing will.
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