Harper's Bazaar Magazine Posts:

Eniko Mihalik Topless Pictures Hotten Up Harper’s Bazaar Spanish Style

 

I guess that'd be Spanish-Hungarian style. Kind of like paprika. Since Eniko Mihalik, one of our be-lusted Euro supermodels hails from the fine nation of Hungary which seems to be creating more world class models by the day.

Now, I won't go into detail about having to put my hair in curlers to sneak into Donja's Fondue House and Beauty Parlor down the block to swipe this month's edition of Harper's Bazaar Spain, because all my tranny stories stay tucked deep in the closet until the day my badly abused personal assistant is cured of her Stockholm Syndrome and writes her tell-all book. But, let's just say, I went the extra mile. A worthwhile mile considering the hotness of Eniko Mihalik, who obliged us back with a couple topless shots that are like the icing on the cake, and, I mostly just like to eat the icing.

Hungarian hotties on the movie, lookout world! Enjoy.

Rihanna Harper’s Bazaar Photoshoot Hot Enough to Make You Rum in Malibu

The photoshoot of the photoshoot, always more interesting than the published product. Certainly the case as we got snaps of the deliciously sextastic Rihanna shooting in a low cut gown along the Malibu coast for Harper's Bazaar magazine. 

We dig Rihanna, not just for the obvious reason that we'd empty all sixty-two dollars in our bank account to spend but five minute sponge bathing her bare hot body, but even more so because she's so willing to share views of that body with the world. And that world desperately needs more ridiculously hot women with that attitude. IMHO. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Goes Old School Brooklyn Hottie for Harper’s Bazaar

When the super-genetically talented Miranda Kerr opens herself up to cosplay, I must admit, Harper's Bazaar magazine's choice of old school 1950's wife from the N.Y. borough is not the first place my mind starts to race. I mean, Desperate Outlaw, Stranded Astronaut, and Proctologists Assistant all come to mind well before the demure, but sexy, big-haired get-up of an old school hot mom from the block. But with Miranda Kerr, there is absolutely no way to go not-hot. It's like making distinctions between different kinds of precious gold jewelry. Melt them down, they're still precious metals.

Dress Miranda Kerr up any way you like, or, better yet, undress her any way we like, it's all so very good.

Mila Kunis in Harpers Bazaar, Sexy, But.. Kind of Bizarre

Okay, I will grant you, I've had a cocktail or three, which I have to imagine is specifically prohibited under my strict 'make the bad demons go away' pharmacological course of prescriptions, but, still, I'm seeing something funny in these otherwise sextastic photos of Hebrew School Hottie Mila Kunis in this month's Harper's Bazaar magazine.

Work with me here, it's like she got shrunk, or compressed, or kiddified and she's kind of smushed from her usual world class hot self to something unusually truncated in body. Seeing Mila like this at the amusement park like this, well, I haven't felt these kinds of tingles since I watched the female members of the Lollipop Guild kick up their diminutive heels; please tell me I'm imagining this.

I'm prepared to stop drinking for an entire half-day if that's what it takes to make Mila Kunis come back to normal. Help.

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