Harper’s Bazaar Magazine

Doutzen Kroes Hot Lingerie Prepping for the Victoria’s Secret Show

Every year the good and decent silk and lace making folks at Victoria’s Secret pimp their annual runway show for CBS just a little bit harder. More promos, more commercials, more hotness the likes of Doutzen Kroes showing off some of her fitting photos backstage prepping for the event in Harper’s Bazaar magazine.

Now, I’d be lying if I said the annual fashion show itself isn’t a bit PG-rated compared to even your typical catalog shoot. It is an all-audience type event, meaning, even less skin than normal. However, any time you get the world’s hottest women by the gaggle full into one location to pimp panties and bras, well, there is likely to be some delicious treats in store. As in the case of Doutzen Kroes, one crazy underrated angel MILFtastic. How I’d like to be her official dresser slash undresser for this event. I would do one of those tasks slowly, one rather quick. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Let Me Be Your Baby Daddy

Damn, Miranda Kerr is a good looking woman. Now that what’s his face is out of the picture, I really do believe it’s time for me to step in and provide my be fruitful and multiply skills to this woman for whom the entire planet would benefit from extensive offspring creation. The world only gets better looking if the good looking people like Miranda, and obviously me, start making many babies. Somebody’s got to compete with all the, what I like to call, ‘lessers’, who are humping like rabbits when the lighting gets less severe in the evenings.

Featured in the new edition of Harper’s Bazaar UK, Miranda shows exactly why if you lived with her, every time she popped out of her dressing room to ask you if she looked good in her outfit, you’d probably end up having sex. She always looks good in her outfit. Or not outfit. Damn, Miranda, call me now and let’s get to doing our part to keeping this planet blue and beautiful. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Topless And In Charge for Harper’s

 
Miranda Kerr Topless in Harper's Bazaar Australia February 2014
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What to do when you’re freshly single and have recently cut ties with your long time employer? Why, flash a full frontal topless photo of yourself in a major women’s magazine. That’s what I’d recommend at least. Blessedly, uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr took the suggestion for an unusually casual straight forward topless photo in a mini pictorial in her home country’s Harper’s Bazaar magazine discussing how Miranda is now completely in charge of her life.

I guess that’s true. And if her command decisions continue to be showing off her bare wares, I applaud her bold and thoughtful leadership. If she took off her bottoms, I’d vote for her for President or Prime Minister or my future ex-wife or what have you. Just so damn hot. Thank you, Miranda, you are a giving soul. Enjoy.

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Kate Hudson Pretty Damn Hot in Harper’s

Kate Hudson kind of gets lost in the hotties list mix. Maybe it’s because she’s not a super big self-promoter. Maybe it’s her family oriented lifestyle (albeit, making families with more than one rocker). But when Kate Hudson hits the sextastic ‘on’ switch, she shines pretty damn bright.

Like in the latest edition of Harper’s Bazaar magazine. I did tell you this is my time of the month, as it were, for perusing the lady’s magazines. And up pops Kate Hudson looking all kinds of sparkly hot. Not crazy showy, but a solid reminder of why we feel an all over tingle the times we see her every few months. She’s a sweet looking mommy. Enjoy.

Amber Heard Simply Sextastic in Beach Photoshoot

I can’t remember which team Amber Heard is currently batting for, I just know I’d like to find her in the showers post-game. The bisexual hottie is simply one of the best looking women on the face of this spinning gaseous orb we call the home planet.

Feature in Harper’s Bazaar Russia, Amber is wearing far too many clothes, but not nearly enough could ever cover her innate attractive features and lady like allure. The fact that she likes to take nekkid bubble baths with other hot women is something that barely passes my mind more than twice an hour. Oh, Amber, just stop it, or you know, please take pictures. Enjoy.

Madonna Wears a Thong, How (Not So) Bizarre

I guess there’s really no age at which you become too old to wear a thong, just an age at which nobody wants to see you in them anymore. Well into her 50′s, Madonna is still flashing her booty in a thong, in this case, on the pages of Harper’s Bazaar magazine.

As to whether it’s time for The Material Girl to hang up the thong and maybe put on a housecoat, I’ll leave that decision up to you. She’s obviously still hitting the gym pretty rigorously, and while you can’t ever completely fight Father Time, I can see an argument going either way for granny to keep or ditch the thong. Enjoy.

I Can Almost Kinda Sorta See Jennifer Lawrence Boobs in Harper’s Bazaar

Jenny, Jenny, you’re the girl for me
You don’t know me but you make me so happy

So, maybe my imagination is disturbed, but I’m pretty sure I see something something in this otherwise fashiony innocent photo of gloriously bodacious Jennifer Lawrence in the current edition of Harper’s Bazaar U.K.  Granted, print magazines these days put so much post-production work into their photos, you rarely even need the subject matter to pose any longer. Still, call it hope, or wishful thinking, or just the desperate rantings of a crazy horny man, but I spy with my little eye something big and round and fun and its belongs to Jennifer. You may conduct your own investigation at length. Enjoy.