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Magali Mora Topless in the Tub Because Latina Hotties Love Them The Bubbles

By Bill Swift | Nov 6th, 2014 @ 9:11 am

Magali Mora Topless Hotness in H Para Hombres

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Our favorite gossip girl from down Argentina way, Magali Mora, comes back in H Para Hombres with a brand new pictorial of teasing, nipple pierced funbag sudsy delights to remind us that naughty girls the world over are really the best trick and the best treat. Magali seems like a rather fun girl and I can see why between her playful attitude and body built for extended play she gets herself embroiled in so many athlete and celebrity scandals in her home country. It’s not as if hot girls and trouble are only an American combination. That’s quite the universal formula. No offense obviously, hot girls, as I will gladly accept all the trouble.

Seeing Magali posing and splashing in this wonderful pictorial I’m reminded that it’s probably time to once again gas up the Egotastic! RV and caravan down the Pan American Highway to extended forays into sultry beauty. This time, less naps, especially when I’m driving. Enjoy.
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Mariana Goulart Topless Nekkid Oiled Down Brazilian Goodness (That’s a Mouthful, Or Two)

By Bill Swift | Oct 22nd, 2014 @ 11:13 am

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Sometimes you just need a little Goulart in your life. I’ve said that before many times about Izabel Goulart, the hottie Victoria’s Secret model. I don’t know if outrageously unctuous hot Mariana Goulart is related to Izabel or if that’s just a last name given to girls with crazy hot bodies in Brazil when they turn eighteen. That would be some kind of ceremony I’d like to attend. The Annual Goularts.

Featured in H Para Hombres magazine south of the border, Mariana shows what an amazingly sextastic female form, no clothes, and one well baby-oiled down body can do for a camera. Not to mention the leering public who catches sight of the results. Wow. I wonder if in Brazil if they don’t just call it a Local Waxing. This definitely warrants further investigation. Enjoy.

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Jass Reyes Sextastic Latina Songbird in Lingerie

By Bill Swift | Oct 16th, 2014 @ 9:01 am

Jass Reyes Sexy Lingerie Shoot for H Para Hombres October 2014

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Whoa, baby. Sometimes I do turn the Egotastic! radar system South of the Border and what pings back just blows my mind. Like Jass Reyes, young Mexican songbird and The Voice Mexico contestant and all around hottie in a lingerie spread in H Para Hombres that just might tickle your funny bone, if you know what I’m saying. I’ve heard some of Jass’ music and she sings well enough that I would allow her to be my girlfriend, scampering about mi casa in her little bits of silk and lace while she asks me if I’d like to hear her latest work. And I mention back, absolutely, but you must sing nekkid to reveal your true inner voice. And she says, okay. And I pass out.

Hot brunette Latinas with killer bodies hiding behind glasses might just be about the best thing ever. It certainly feels that way. I might just have to start visiting more record shops on my next southern adventure. Jass Reyes, ever so damn en fuego. Consider me smitten. Enjoy.

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Michelle LaGonrod Sizzles Topless in Black Lingerie and Pure Unadulterated Lust

By Bill Swift | Sep 15th, 2014 @ 2:14 pm

Michelle Lagonrod Topless in Lingerie for H Para Hombres

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If you happen to like wicked hot Venezuelan models who’ve moved to Mexico to seek fame and fortune and magazines the splendidly focus on hot nekkid Latinas, then you’re going to be heels over head for Michelle LaGonrod and her silky stocking covered body of delights.

Michelle is featured in this month’s H Para Hombres magazine, showing off various passion inducing poses and a body so hot, you can fry an egg on it from 500 feet away. Seeing Michelle like this only reminds me I need to expedite my Spanish language classes, most especially the one where I train in the use of naughty idioms. There are so many things I’d love to do with Michelle in Spanish. Oh, dios mio. I am in lust! Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Julieta Moreno Sultry Latina En Fuego in H Para Hombres

By Bill Swift | Aug 1st, 2014 @ 12:01 pm

Julieta Moreno Topless Bedroom Shoot in H Para Hombres

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Oh, blessed Friday, you have come to bequeath upon us the rest and relaxation that is the weekend. Not everybody revels in the weekend. I understand. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to give up my love for sports or beer or sports and beer and girls not necessarily in that order. Or my love of presenting one fine pair of luscious loveliness to you on Fridays to celebrate the coming Saturday.

Julieta Moreno is just your crazy hot Sudamericana model with an absolutely perfect model body and come hither looks like you’ve never come hithered before. If Julieta doesn’t cause your vessels to dilate and your pulse rate to treble, you probably need to open your eyes just a tad bit further. Indulge, c’mon, nobody’s going to judge you. Enjoy.

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Celeste Muriega Topless Beach Shots for Memorable Argentinean Goals

By Bill Swift | Jun 19th, 2014 @ 9:38 am

Celeste Muriega Topless Beach Photoshoot in H Para Hombres

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I’m very into World Cup soccer. What can I say. I’m not a big soccer fan in general, and I’m not a bandwagoner, but like the Olympics it’s hard not to get caught up in these big every few year international sporting events where the athletes and fans are just going nuts. Heck, I’d watch a badminton match if there was 100,000 fans screaming in the stands and people sliding across the grass in tears every time they whacked a shuttlecock for a win. Something like that.

We’ve been big fans of Argentinean hottie Celeste Muriega since first we met and gave her body the once or thrice over. Just such a fine Sudamericana female form, now showcased by H Para Hombres magazine at the beach. Just imagine hitting the beach and eye spying Celeste popping topless out of the water. You’d suddenly grow gills. And a gill erection. Hey, we’re all animals. Enjoy.

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Tatiana Vazquez Dances Her Topless Way Into Your Heart on a Ta-Ta Tuesday

By Bill Swift | May 13th, 2014 @ 9:09 am

Tatiana Vazquez Sexy Topless Photoshoot for H Para Hombres

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Tatiana Vazquez is gaining some notoriety down Argentina way for her reputation as a dancer. Make of that title what you will, but the girl has gained enough Q rating that the good folks at H Para Hombres lads magazine decided it was time to feature Tatiana and her ta-ta’s on the pages of their heralded periodical. I must say, she’s worth a gander.

While we waver back and forth between the au natural and the slightly less, um, natural, there’s no doubt that if you saw Tatiana dancing around your visual range, you’d crank your head in a not so orderly fashion and probably dislocate a few vertebrae. Just something about those blonde saucy Latinas with the curves of what just might be your best vacation memory ever. Tatiana, keep up the good work. Enjoy.

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