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Maria Fernanda Malo Lingerie Goodness in Hot Motion (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | September 4, 2012 @ 11:34 am

Maria Fernanda Malo Screencaps from H Para Hombres Shoot

Last week we got to meet Latina telenovela blonde hottie Maria Fernanda Malo in H Para Hombres and we really haven't been able to shake her sextastic thespianic visuals from our mind. And, now, she's in motion.

We don't just adore our sultry South of the Border hotties, we are quite obsessed with them. And if you're not feeling the same, you're probably just not watching close enough. Enjoy.

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Mas Telenovela Sextastica de Maria Fernanda Malo en H Para Hombres

By Bill Swift | August 29, 2012 @ 1:18 pm

Maria Fernanda Malo Covered Topless Photoshoot in H Para Hombres

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Yes, I am taking Spanish classes at The Learning Annex, but only because my Craigslist ad offering to trade sensual foot massages with a Latina woman in exchange for linguistics lessons remains non-responded.

You know how we love to watch our especially wicked hot bitch slapping celebrities from South of the Border soap operas. It's like an endless line of women who we'd love to have call us names and hit us over the head with their heels as we made sweet semi-passionate love in the sandy beaches of Acapulco. Or Cancun, from whence Maria Fernanda Malo comes, the bleached blonde Mexican actress who tears it up in many ways on her home country's boob tube, and in the current edition of H Para Hombres magazine, flashing almost every inch of her super fine body.

She's hot, she's saucy, and she's ready to slap the crap out of an abogado or policia at a moments notice. What else could you possible desire in a woman? Disfruta.

NINEL CONDE OPENED OUR COLD HEARTS TO THE HOTNESS OF MEXICAN SOAPS

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Ornella De Luca Asstastic Fantastic Ups the Big Brother Bar Another Notch Higher

By Bill Swift | July 30, 2012 @ 9:47 am

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Ornella de Luca from Big Brother Argentina in Hombres Magazine

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I know you don't get to watch all the Big Brother shows from around the globe, you don't have time because of work or family or other such silly bits of nonsense. But you really need to start making more time for yourself, and add Big Brother Argentina to your regular viewing list, because you, mi amigo, are missing out on some stellar bodies and wicked hot show alumni.

Ornella De Luca grabbed herself tremendous attention as a recent Big Brother show star and will grab even more attention with her asstastic spread (as it were) in Hombres magazine where once again Ornella proves why the reality show about guys and girls locked into a house with nobody to turn to but each other, in the showers and the bedrooms. It works with hot girls.

Everything works with hot girls. Enjoy.

Andrea Rincon Topless Pictures Throw Two Ta’s Toward the Heavens

By Bill Swift | July 9, 2012 @ 9:45 am

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Andrea Rincon Super Sexy Photoshoot in Hombre Magazine July 2012

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You may recall Andrea Rincon as the Argentinean gentleman's club dancer from a couple years ago who claimed she gave Bill Clinton a very private show during his visit to the Sudamericana country (as if Bill Clinton would engage in such seedy behind-the-curtain behavior). You may also know her from her stint on Big Brother and subsequent sexy dance shows. Or, you may simply and preferably know her as the hottie brunette with the exploding boobtastic who loves to get nekkid. And that's more than okay too.

In the full set of photo from her Hombre magazine spread that we brought you a sampling of a couple weeks ago, Andrea Rincon shows precisely two reasons why she deserves to be seen, deserves decent tips for dancing, and why you might just be imagining your head on her fun-filled melons as you lay your head down on your pillow this evening. She's memorable in that boob-to-the-face kind of way. Enjoy.

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Lisette Morelos Delivers One Total Telenovela Hotness Package

By Bill Swift | June 21, 2012 @ 4:55 pm

Lisette Morelos Sultry Photoshoot in H Para Hombres Mexico July 2012

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Oh, my, Lisette Morelos, my belusted beautiful blonde soap opera star from down Mexico way, who if you've not seen before, please, take a long look. While Lisette has not provided the full monty bounty in her sweet pictorial for H Para Hombres magazine, she provides enough to have you tilting your satellite dish to the proper azimuth to pick up her bitch-slapping television performances.

Today, I am a happy man. I just want to share that goodness with you. Enjoy.

Paola Toyos Covered Topless Pictures For the Telenovela Bitch Slapping Win

By Bill Swift | April 25, 2012 @ 11:49 am

Paola Toyos poses in May's H Para Hombres Magazine.

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Ay, Mami, how we lust our telenovela stars South of the Border. Not only are they extraordinarily hot when bitch slapping the shizz out of unfaithful lovers and enemies on their soap operas, but they all seem to be perfectly willing, and downright happy, to let their faithful fans see more of them, much more of them, on the pages of men's magazines, including the veteran hot Paola Toyos, a super fine sultry Latina, star of many melodramas, and flashing her fineness on the pages of this month's H Para Hombres magazine in her native Mexico.

Now, we can lament and bemoan the fact that American actresses will never stand (or lay down for) a covered topless sextastic lingerie shoot in such a beautiful magazine, or, we can just appreciate the fact that so many thespianic hotties outside the U.S. gladly do so. Leering at this super hot telenovela star today, I'm going to choose the latter. Enjoy.