The girls of Glee have worked really hard on their bodies to try and lure straight men into their fold, and, at times, I admit in my weaker moments I have so considered such a joining of the coven. But in those darkest of hours, I’ve reminded myself that peeping through the blinds truly is the only acceptable means of indulging in Glee hotness, including leggy brunette Lea Michele, filming her silly singing show in New York City.
I’m still looking for upskirts from the fairly professionally pressed legs Lea, but also reveling in the sight of her dancer toned legs. It’s all so delicious, but still not worth watching Glee. Enjoy.
Now, you know, Man Rule #1156, you either are not watching Glee or you are watching Glee secretly in a closet somewhere and never ever telling another living soul. We don’t judge private behavior here at Egotastic!, but you bring that shizz public, and we’re going to snicker.
But there’s no snickering on the set of Glee when Lindsay Lohan shows up for her episode. No snickering, but a surprising amount of nose itching, huh? While the recently probated LiLo has looked kind of worse for the wear these past few days of fake sobriety, she did bring the ginger hair out to play, which raises her hotness level a few solid spikes, and put her in mighty contention for Girl I’d Most Like To Cover in Taco Bell Medium Hot Sauce betwixt Glee hotties Lea Michele and Dianna Agron. Enjoy.
For you Glee fans, we know you’re still out there, and I don’t even want you to admit it, but, Heather Morris as a cheerleader (striking a pose here in the current edition of Seventeen magazine) remains one of the very few, and entirely small handful of hot chick, reasons for any man to be tuned into the program. I mean, it’s okay if you like musicals, we’re not here to judge, just, you know, keep it on the QT, so you don’t make your dad cry.
Honestly, if you’re going to see Glee in 3D, you’re on your own, out of the tribe, in short, keep it your dark secret and tell nobody. Just know that somewhere out there, your middle school gym teacher is crying.
However, on the flipside, Glee definitely brings out the hotties when it comes to the show, or this craptastic movie musical spectacular, so, all is forgiven. Last night’s premiere brought out the likes of show stars Dianna Agron, Lea Michele, and Jayma Mays, as well as sexy Sarah Hyland and cute-as-a-future-hottie-button, Hailee Steinfeld. Enjoy.
Surprise surprise, there are dotty young girls and musical-loving gay dudes (and girlfriend-whipped Glee watchers like myself) in Jolly Old England too, because they showed up in droves to see the Glee concert tour stop in Manchester last evening, and at least the dudes with scars across their backside from emotional lashings got the treat of seeing sexy Heather Morris donning about as racy as Glee gets costume on stage, flashing her boobtastic and a taut bare-midriff that kinda almost would’ve made the show bearable, or at least in retrospect, fappable. Still, if you were at the show last night, be wise and lie to your buddies about what you did last night. Enjoy.
Yep, another Glee hottie, another hot sexy photoshoot. This time, lovely Hebrew school hottie, Lea Michele, pimping the body for Covergirl. She dolls up quite nicely and gives a strong statement for the hotness of the lean, natural body, not yet pumped up by the Hollywood injection molding factory. It’s different. I like it. Enjoy.
(Check out the entire 38-picture gallery for oodles of Lea from recent sexy photoshoots. If you’re into Lea like I’m into Lea, you will have a field day.)
(UPDATE: Several readers have spotted ‘slippage’ in the gallery featuring Lea in a red dress. Hmm, I think they’re referring to a certain body part that is quite nice.)
Do you secretly Glee? Well, let’s face it, there are four, maybe five reasons to follow the show Glee, two of whom are on this site today. In this case, blonde hottie Heather Morris, one of the show’s cheerleaders (sadly, not designed for dudes, but still incredibly sexy), even more so here on the cover and pages of the June edition of Women’s Health magazine, a periodical I digest quite regularly whilst pretending to be a delivery boy to various OB/GYN offices around the city. I assume Heather has some great tips for the ladies on how to get a great bikini body, and, well, in her case it certainly seems to be working, so, listen up. And, enjoy.