Glamour Magazine Posts:

Rihanna Goes Straight Up Sexy for Glamour Magazine

While Rihanna is not on tour touching herself in front of throngs of teens, she takes time from her concert appearance to get all kinds of grown up and glamorous hot, as in this pictorial from the upcoming Glamour magazine. Wowzer. Still not sure how any right-minded male is on the fence when it comes to this red-headed Barbadian hottie, but just more Rihanna for the rest of us I suppose. Enjoy.

Blake Lively With Clothes On… Still Sexy and Glamorous

Well, with all the craziness going on around the purported Blake Lively leaked nekkid photos last night, I had almost forgot that today was the day Glamour magazine was showing off her new sexy pictorial, featuring the Gossip Girl in a slightly more conservative, but still smoking hot set of poses, in advance of all the promotions around her role in the upcoming Green Lantern.

I'd like to go on record as saying that I have lusted Blake Lively long before the unconfirmed leaked bathroom photos and the sight of what may or may not be her perfectly ripe melons and ridiculously sexy bare body, in fact, I've taken heat from many readers who did not find Blake worth of such attention. But, she is. And these sweet magazine photos show that she doesn't have to take her clothes off, to have a good time (though, you know, I can't say that still isn't the preferred method). Enjoy.

Ashley Greene in Glamour Magazine

Finally, my be-lusted Ashley Greene in full and living color. No longer showing signs of Jonas Brother contagion, Ashley Greene is once again free to flash her full deck of sextastic, even in the women's magazines where chicks check out chicks for purposes guys can only wonder. But there's no wondering about whether Ashley Greene is hot. Featured here in this month's Glamour magazine, the sexy former Twilighter with the sweet asstastic shows that she deserves a real boyfriend, a man of substance, a heartfelt blogger who styles in a 'classic' Corolla with just a minor amount of Bondo putty perhaps? Call me, Ash, this Miley doll will only hold my attention for so long. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Cleavetastic Pictures for the New Year’s Eve Party Win

Okay, let's put this in perspective. Yes, Kim Kardashian got paid six-figures to be the hostess at Tao night club in Las Vegas for New Years. Yes, she is a human slot machine designed by Kris Jenner to suck this planet dry of all its paper money reserves. And, yes, this is the same Tao nightclub where Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel used to meet to find Tiger more trim than any ten men could hope for. That all being said, Kim Kardashian and her amazing hourglass figure and bionic boobtastic stole the show this holiday weekend. New Year's Eve is all about sparkle and glitz and things that rhyme with the word glitz, and well, taking that all into consideration, Kim Kardashian takes the prize. And, a couple pro ballplayers back to her room upstairs. Just kidding, they powered Kim down for her annual systems check not long after these photos were taken. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News

Beyond New Year's Eve, Kim Kardashian is featured in the upcoming Glamour Magazine, where, gosh darnit, she just looks smoking sexy once again. It's kind of surreal. If surreal means 'hot.

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS: Angelina Jolie Pure Sexiness

Dear Santa,

I know there's been talk this year about Angelina Jolie looking tired and starting to show her years, but I present to you this photo from this coming month's Russian Glamour magazine and ask you, is Angelina not the sexiest looking MILF spanning this entire planet you ride tonight? If you agree, please put her under my tree.

Brooklyn Decker Alessandra Ambrosio and Crystal Renn Bikini Pictures are Glamourous

Raise your hand if you like Supermodels in bikinis! Did you raise your hand? Is everyone in your office looking at you funny now? Good job. But to make that self humiliation worth it, here are Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Crystal Renn in some sexy bikini pictures from Glamour magazine. You know, it's days like these where I don't completely hate my job.

Lindsay Lohan Does Madonna (But Not That Way)

Glamour magazine did a photoshoot with a bunch of young stars posing as American Icons, and for the most part, it's pretty good, but probably the standout pictures are of Lindsay Lohan as Madonna. Really, only because they are the only ones with any cleavage, and also, they have Lindsay posing in Madonna's 1984 outfit, when she was actually sexy. They also used a really soft lens, and the pictures are small, so you can't tell that Lindsay is really an anorexic coke whore. So, win win.

The other pictures include Alexis Bledel as Rosie the Riveter, Chanel Iman as Althea Gibson, Hayden Panettiere as Amelia Earhart, Emma Roberts as Audrey Hepburn, Camilla Belle as Mary Tyler Moore, Emma Stone as Carrie Bradshaw, Elisha Cuthbert as Brandi Chastain, America Ferrera as Dolores Huerta, Alicia Keys as First Lady Michelle Obama, Paula Patton as Billie Holiday, and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer, & Rumer Willis as The Women of Woodstock.

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