We’re not going to get pernickety about the early 2000s qualifying as 'retro,’ are we? It was a long-ass time ago, after all. A simpler time, before our hairlines started to recede, before our wife changed the locks and stopped returning our calls, and before Justin effin’ Bieber achieved global pre-teen domination with his poptastic shit-tastic.
No. No we aren’t. Now that’s all cleared up, let’s party like it’s 2003 and feast our eyes, ears and butts on Metroid Prime.
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