So did you run out and pick up your G.I. Joe: Retaliation Blu-Ray/DVD combo pack yet?
What? You didn't? Because that movie kind of sucks?
Okay, fine. You're right. Buying G.I. Joe: Retaliation probably would be a mistake. Not as big a mistake as buying the first G.I. Joe movie—at least the sequel has The Rock and Bruce Willis—but a mistake nonetheless.
However, since you're not going to buy the movie, you might as well at least enter the G.I. Joe: Retaliation design-your-own-G.I. Joe sweepstakes. Not only do you get to create a G.I. Joe or Jane in your own image (just like God!), but if you submit your creation you just might win a custom, handmade Hasbro action figure of your G.I. Joe.
Seriously, this is a thing. And they're not even making you buy their stupid movie to enter the contest, which is awesome. So go ahead visit the contest site, then download your custom G.I. Joe character card and make it your Facebook profile pic, because that's what all the cool kids are doing.