I have this recurring horrid dream where I’m told that I have to go back to school to complete the one course I needed for graduation but somehow completely overlooked attending in my senior year. I awake in a flop sweat and remind myself it is just a dream, as in reality, there were like eleven classes I completely missed and the school said they didn’t ever want me coming back. So I feel same once more.
It seems like just a month or two ago that Danielle Sharp was voted sexiest co-ed in all of the Old Country, and while we do disavow the superlatives when it comes to hotness, we also find it difficult to argue, especially so when your lower mandible is hanging down like a snake about to consume its lunch thrice its size. We don’t exactly remember many girls like Danielle on campus, for surely had there been, we would’ve stayed past the time all the human body sculpture classes ran out.
Danielle Sharp is is featured in this month’s Front magazine, all hot and kind of really bothering us with her flirty, flaunty, and most undoubtedly topless ways. The young co-ed (though we would like to review her transcripts to verify her matriculation claims) looks far too wise and wicked for her tender late teen age as she brings up all kinds of naughty headmaster possibilities. Enjoy.
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Times flies when you’re leering at sexy celebrities. It really has been a year since we posted about that magazine article about sexy brunette model Melissa Clarke being one to watch for in 2011, and, mixed bag of opportunity I must say as we definitely looked, but there wasn’t all that much to see in the past year, but when we did see, as in this lovely little topless pictorial from our friends at Front magazine and the associated video outtakes, well, it is quite worthwhile.
What can be learned mostly about our predictions of a breakout year for Melissa Clarke is that we are truly horrible gamblers. Enjoy.
CHECK OUT HOLLY PEERS TOPLESS IN HER HOME
Holly Peers twin wonderments have been splashed all over magazines and the recesses of my imagination for the past several weeks, and I couldn’t be more libido-happy. I’m not sure I could ever get enough of this amazingly hot glamour model and her world-class funbags. In her latest pictorial, a sort of R-rated spin on the ‘Me in My Place’ pictorial I hold so dearly, Holly takes us into her home courtesy of Front magazine, where the boobtastic fantastic hottie seems quite humble about flashing her delicious abodes.
Sally forth with those sensational sucklers, Holly, and continue to make this planet just a large bit more peaceful. Enjoy.
CLICK TO SEE VIKKI BLOW YOUR MIND WITH TOPLESS DELIGHTS
Vikki Blows is much more than just a super hot Gothy glamour model with an amazing nomenclature, she’s also the spark of, oh, so many prurient thoughts that fundamentalist bodies determined to kill all bodily fun ought to start renaming their regressive laws on sexuality The Blows Laws. These previews of the upcoming Front magazine show precisely why Vikki Blows is an absolutely delicious danger to all that is wholesome and good and unnaturally righteous, as she and her glorious boobtastic paint their ways into the recesses of your libido. Is Vikki Blows a dangerous woman? Not if you close your doors and properly caution your housemates that they’d better knock before entering for the next half hour. Enjoy.
PEEK INSIDE FOR AN UNCENSORED VIEW OF ROSIE JONES BOOBTASTIC
Given the determination here recently that Wednesday is the redheaded stepchild of the weekdays (no offense to my illegitimate half-brother Seamus with that reference), we went looking for a cure and came up with a couple ideas. Well, not a couple ideas, but one idea focused on a couple things we love. That would be boobs. And, thanks to our friends at Front magazine, an outfit that answers when opportunity knockers, we can see the lovably young and hot Rosie Jones doing her boobtastic dance moves in live motion in this video for her recent photo spread. Rosie Jones ought to be knighted, or damed, or something or other by the monarchy for her contribution to the rising British tide; while the Empire may be retracting, Rosie causes the precise opposite effect with her little skirt and properly misplaced tank top. It’s quite strategic. Enjoy.
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You’ve made your way through five days of laborious slacking; you’ve pretended concern for meeting the quarterly targets, or, worse, pretended to care for the men whose souls you crush beneath your daily grind; perhaps you’ve sat in a classroom pretending AmStudies is a real major, or you’ve spent the breadth of the week breathing down the neck of a female associate who constantly refrains how she’s ‘dating a guy who lives out of town’, in any and all cases, on Friday, you deserve yourself some unwind time courtesy of sextastic funbags, today, courtesy of the voluptuous and scrumptious Rosie Jones in a devastatingly hot video shoot for Front magazine, where the young lass with the boobs and ass provides a bit of mammary comfort for those in need of a virtual suckling. Enjoy.
Check Out Rosie All Fun and Funbaggery in Front Video »
Okay, so maybe her name isn’t the only thing questionably homegrown about new British pinup sensation, Lacey Banghard. I care not. For a sexy celebrity with amazing love guns on full-tilt display doesn’t need questions, she needs more cameras taking more amazing pictures of her ridiculously hot body and sextastic awesomeness. Like, oh, this daily double of funbag wonderment from Front magazine, featuring the ridiculously provisioned model frolicking topless in her sports gear and just some grade-A Lacey Banghard topless pictures from Loaded magazine, just makes me smile. Enjoy.
Lacey Bangard full-Front-al:
Lacey Banghard straight up boobtastic in Loaded: